118 result(s) for Stereotypical Irish Quotes.
"May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back."
"I'm not Irish, but I do have a lot of Irish in me."
"The best way to keep your word is not to give it."
"May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live."
"You’re not Irish if you don’t think your family should have a cocktail hour every day of the week."
"It’s the most Irish of things to fight a battle between the head and the heart."
"If you have a job without any aggravation, you don’t have a job."
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"The craic is mighty!"
"There’s no need for a plan. Just have a pint and see where the night takes you."
"Ireland is a land of poets and legends, of dreamers and rebels."
"It is a press of people that found themselves in the dispossessed land of folklore and stone."
"To be Irish is to know that in the end, it all adds up to adventure."
"An ounce of blood is worth more than a pound of friendship."
"There is no luck except where there is discipline."
"A man without a woman is like a fiddle without a bow."
"Wherever you go, may you be surrounded by good friends and fine spirits."
"You can always tell a man by the quality of his whiskey."
"Everyone’s Irish on St. Patrick’s Day!"
"Better to be a has-been than a never-was."
"Life is like a jar of jalapeños: what you do today could get you a burning tomorrow."
"May you always have a warm place to go, and the love of those around you."
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"In a world full of temporary things, you are my forever."
"The Irish don’t know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it."
"It's a long way to Tipperary."
"There's no need for a battle; I'm Irish, and I already know how to lose."
"To be Irish is to know that in the end the world will turn out the way you want it."
"The Irish are a very fair people; they are always overthrowing the government."
"An Irishman is never at peace, and his turf is always disputed land."
"You can take the Irish out of the homeland, but you can’t take the homeland out of the Irish."
"The famous Irish wit: ‘What’s your problem?’ ‘I’m Irish!’"
"In Ireland, you can be washed up for a week if you’re lucky enough to be on holiday."
"The Irish are the only people in the world who can be happy in a war."
"The best drink in the world is whiskey, and the best whiskey is Irish."
"Ireland is a land of poets and writers; and the best poets in the world are the Irish."
"I’m Irish, not stupid."
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"Every Irishman works long hard hours; no one can afford to lose a day."
"The laughter of the Irish is a beautiful thing."
"If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, you’re lucky enough!"
"I’m not drunk, I’m just Irish."
"Irish people may not be the best dancers in the world, but they sure do know how to have a good time."
"Some people bring happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go."
"He who knows how to think is never an Irishman."
"Ireland is a rich nation with a poor soul."
"The only thing worse than being Irish is not being Irish."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"May your troubles be less, your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."
"I'm Irish, and I'm not gonna hold back."
"To be Irish is to know that in the end, the world is an imperfect place."
"Ireland is a republic, but it’s also a celtic nation, a state of mind."
"It's a long way to Tipperary, but it's a shorter way to the pub."
"There is no talk that is not sweetening and healing, in this southern land of ours."
"The Irish are a very special people. They refuse to be ordinary."
"The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination."
"As you slide down the banisters of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way."
"An Irishman thinks of all the things he wants to do. A Scotsman does them."
"If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, then you’re lucky enough."
"I’m not a bit Irish. I’m totally Irish."
"There's a lot of good in the Irish, but it's fiercely hidden."
"Being Irish, we tend to be a bit dramatic."
"The most precious gift you can give to someone is your time."
"May you live every day of your life."
"There are more records of what the Irish have achieved than what they have lost."
"It’s a great country, Ireland. You just have to be careful not to trip over the atmosphere."
"Even if I never had a penny, I would have an Irish heart."
"A drink a day keeps the blues away."
"When it comes to drinking, the Irish are not choosy, once they’re drinking."
"A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men."
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"The best place to find God is in a home filled with love."
"It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody."
"The Irish do not want anyone to be happy. They are not happy unless they can make others feel miserable."
"Everyone should be happy; it's the law. No one should be allowed to be unhappy. It's un-Irish."
"A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book."
"You haven't lived until you've died in Ireland."
"I think the Irish are a wonderful people. They are by nature very much concerned with the welfare of others."
"There’s no way to be a gentleman without being an Irish gentleman."
"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month."
"The Irish have a saying: that there is only one thing better than having a drink with friends, and that's having a drink with your enemies."
"In Ireland, the inevitable never happens, and the improbable constantly occurs."
"There is no such thing as an Irish person who’s not supportive of Irish pubs."
"A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well."
"Irish whiskey is the water of life, and the sooner you realize that, the better off you'll be."
"It is a good idea to be happy when you’re Irish; after all, happiness has always been an Irish tradition."
"If you can see the humor in anything, you can see the light."
"When I get married, I will look my best, but if you can have whiskey, bring it."
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
"Don't mistake activity for achievement."
"It's a bad day for a hangover."
"The world is full of magic things, patiently waiting for our senses to grow sharper."
"A nation’s greatness is measured by how it treats its weakest members."
"A friend is what the heart needs all the time."
"The heart of an Irishman is never blind to the joy of life."
"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires."
"May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back."
"You know you're Irish when you sing along to the Irish national anthem with a beer in your hand."
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy."
"There are only two kinds of people in the world, the Irish and those who wish they were."
"I don’t know if it’s all the luck of the Irish or what, but I seem to be doing alright."
"I am Irish, and I find that just about every problem is soluble with a cup of tea."
"You can't be Irish without having a little bit of shamrock in you."
"There's nothing as sweet as a little Irish child, you own the world with their laughter."
"An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth."
"Ireland is the old country, the home of my heart."
"May the luck of the Irish lead to happiest heights and the road you travel be filled with flowered sights."
"A pint of plain is your only man."
"In Ireland, we're not afraid of anyone, but we're very afraid of being schooled."
"Ireland is a land of poets and literature, where the other arts make an enormous contribution."
"A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest."
"The Irish have a saying: the best way to tell a story is to tell it as if you are part of it."
"The water in Ireland tastes like salt and whiskey."
"I always say that I am half Irish, half Italian, all trouble."
"To be Irish is to know that in the end, it’s all a great story."
"An Irishman’s heart is a well for love and laughter."
"Where there’s tea there’s hope."
"May your joys be as deep as the ocean and your troubles as light as its foam."
"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way."
"You have to be a little bit Irish to appreciate the finer things in life."
"The best stories are told over a glass of whiskey."
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