124 result(s) for Funny Burger Quotes.
"A burger in each hand is a balanced meal."
"If we’re not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
"A hamburger walks in to a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don’t serve food here.'"
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a taco."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."
"Eating burgers is a profound philosophical question."
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"A hamburger is like a hug on a plate."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a burger, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"I can’t help it if I’m not so good at salads."
"Burgers: because life is too complicated as it is."
"There’s no ‘we’ in burgers."
"Meat without cheese is like a hug without a squeeze."
"I’ll have a cheeseburger, hold the blame."
"I'm just here for the buns."
"The best things in life are free... the second best are very expensive."
"A burger makes everything better."
"I have a passion for burgers, and my heart is its bun."
"You can't rush genius… or a great burger."
"If you don't like burgers, then I don't know you."
"You had me at burger."
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"Life is a burger joint and we just need to get the right toppings."
"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional—especially at a burger joint."
"I love hamburgers! If I could get my hands on a gourmet burger, you wouldn't see me for hours."
"I might be the most famous person in the world, but it's the hamburgers that really make headlines."
"A burger is a sandwich that you make love to. You take time to build it, and each ingredient has a vital role."
"Life is too short for a small burger."
"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm burger in your belly."
"Eating hamburgers is a fun way to unleash your inner toddler."
"The only thing I like more than pancakes is hamburgers."
"A hamburger is a food that can speak to a man's soul."
"I don't need an excuse to eat a hamburger. I just need a burger."
"Some of the best memories are made in flip-flops and hamburgers."
"Happiness is a perfectly cooked burger."
"Where there's a will, there's a way. And if that way is a cheeseburger, I'm 100% there."
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"You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. Especially if your dream is a giant hamburger."
"If I had a nickel for every burger I've eaten, I'd be a millionaire."
"There's no crying in baseball, but there is crying in burger joints."
"If you think you’re too big for your britches, then eat a burger and remember."
"I like my burgers like I like my jokes, big and well-stacked."
"Life is a burger, and sometimes, you just have to take a bite out of it."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy burgers, and that's kind of the same thing."
"Eat burgers on the way to success. They provide the fuel!"
"A burger shared is a joy doubled."
"The road to happiness is paved with juicy hamburgers."
"For a healthy mind, a burger a day keeps it in play."
"I love cheeseburgers, especially at midnight, when you're hungry and that place is close and open."
"A hamburger by any other name is still a hamburger."
"Why did the hamburger go to the gym? To get better buns!"
"I wanted to be a chef, but I realized I was only good at making burgers."
"Never trust a skinny chef, especially if he’s making hamburgers!"
"Burgers are like my children. I love them all equally."
"The only way to eat a burger is with your hands. I came here for a sandwich, not a salad."
"If you’re not burgered out by now, you’re just not trying hard enough!"
"I just want to be a billionaire, so I can buy my own burger joint."
"A burger a day keeps the sadness away."
"Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a burger, which is basically the same thing."
"If I were a vegetable, I’d be a ‘cute-cumber’ but if I were a burger, I’d be the ‘happy meal’ kind."
"You can't make everyone happy. You're not a burger."
"To me, the most exciting part is when the burger is in the box."
"You know you're a real burger fanatic when you can name all 50 states just by the burgers they serve!"
"The best part of a burger is the company you share it with!"
"What did the hot dog say to the hamburger? 'You buns are hot!'"
"I like my burgers like I like my jokes: well-done!"
"A burger without cheese is like a hug without a squeeze!"
"I take my burgers seriously, especially the toppings."
"Put a burger in your hand and you become invincible!"
"There’s no ‘we’ in burger – eat them all yourself!"
"If you were a burger, you’d be a ‘beauty’ in every bite."
"Without burgers, life would be a mistake."
"The hamburgers you eat should be the size of your dreams!"
"I can't think of anything better after a long day than a burger."
"I'm just a burger and fries kind of girl."
"There’s nothing like a good burger."
"I love hamburgers. I can’t get enough of them."
"When I go to a restaurant, I always order a burger."
"A hamburger by any other name is just as greasy."
"The only thing better than a burger is a burger with fries."
"I think the best burger is the one you make yourself."
"In America, you can’t be a hamburger without a little ketchup."
"Don't go bacon my heart."
"Burgers and fries are the things of my dreams."
"Eat a burger, it’ll make you feel better."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a burger—and that’s kind of the same thing."
"I’m on the burger diet. I can eat as many as I want!"
"What’s better than a burger? A double burger!"
"May your burgers be juicy and your fries be crispy!"
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a burger."
"If loving burgers is wrong, I don't want to be right."
"Every burger is a work of art, and I’m a connoisseur."
"Some days you just need a burger. No explanations."
"A burger a day keeps the sadness away!"
"If you can't eat it, don't put it on your burger!"
"You can never go wrong with a burger and a smile."
"Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what you can do for your burger."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single burger."
"Life is too short for bad burgers."
"I don’t need a therapist. I have a burger."
"The only thing better than a burger is two burgers."
"I’d rather be eating a burger."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a burger. And that’s kind of the same thing."
"There's no 'we' in burgers."
"I like my burgers like I like my weekends: juicy and satisfying."
"Burgers are the answer. Who cares what the question is?"
"A burger a day keeps the bad vibes away."
"I love you more than burgers."
"A burger without cheese is like a hug without a squeeze."
"My diet plan: Make all of my friends donuts."
"Life is too short for small burgers."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a burger."
"Ketchup is my favorite vegetable."
"I could give up burgers, but I’m not a quitter."
"If you can’t handle me at my burger, you don’t deserve me at my salad."
"Burgers are like the little black dress of the food world: always in style."
"The secret of a happy life? Double the burgers, halve the worries."
"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty!"
"If you're not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?"
"Dear burgers, I love you."
"Burger: the ultimate expression of freedom."
"How do you make a burger smile? You ketchup with it!"
"If only I had a hamburger for every time I was hungry."
"There’s nothing that a burger can’t fix."
"The only reason I ever exercise is for the burgers."
"Happiness is a warm burger."
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