97 result(s) for Short Funny Valentine Quotes.
"You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
"Valentine's Day is the day that you remember how much you love your dog."
"I love you even when I’m hungry."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poetry, but hey, how about a pizza?”, "
"I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."
"Are we having a romantic dinner? Because I brought my appetite for you!"
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"You’re the ketchup to my fries."
"I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you."
"Let’s be like fabric softener and snuggle."
"Every day with you is like a bad hair day – but I wouldn’t trade it for anything!"
"You’re the apple of my eye, and I’m the worm in your apple."
"I love you like a squirrel loves nuts."
"You're like a dictionary; you add meaning to my life."
"We’re like a really small gang."
"I’d share my fries with you."
"You’re the reason I wake up with a smile every morning – or maybe it's the coffee."
"You’re one in a melon."
"I’m bananas for you."
"Love is being stupid together."
"I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart, but my butt is bigger."
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"You had me at ‘pizza’."
"I love you like Kanye loves Kanye."
"I’m so glad we aren’t just friends, because you are my favorite distraction."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poems, but I love you."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."
"You're the reason I check my phone every two minutes."
"Loving you is like eating a cookie: I always want more!"
"I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not great at poetry, but I love you!"
"You’re the reason I’m not a cat person."
"Valentine’s Day is the only day I can eat chocolate and call it ‘love’!"
"You make my heart smile."
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"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber!"
"We go together like coffee and donuts."
"I love you more than tacos, and that’s a serious love."
"Our love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"I love you more than I love my morning coffee."
"I’m glad we’re in this mess together."
"Love is friendship on fire."
"We’re the perfect blend – like milk and cookies!"
"You had me at ‘hello’… and a slice of pizza."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
"You are the macaroni to my cheese."
"We still like each other, right?"
"I can’t imagine life without you… mostly because I’d be lost without GPS!"
"I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!"
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly!"
"I’d hold your hand in the dark, but I won’t let go of the remote."
"Love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t."
"I’m yours, no refunds."
"My love for you is like a broken pencil—pointless!"
"We go together like cupcakes and frosting!"
"I love you a latte!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m terrible at rhyming, but I love you!"
"You’re my favorite notification."
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!"
"I love you more than chocolate... and that’s saying a lot!"
"You had me at ‘let’s get tacos.’"
"I’m much more me when I’m with you."
"Together, we’re unstoppable—especially at getting snacks!"
"You’re the sprinkles on my cupcake."
"You're like a fart: I can't hold it in."
"If you were a burger at McDonald's, you’d be the McGorgeous."
"I love you like a squirrel loves its nuts!"
"You’re the reason I have a smile on my face, and pasta in my belly."
"You’re the only one I want to share my pizza with."
"You make my heart race like I’m running from a bear!"
"Our love is like a fart: If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"I love you even when you’re hangry."
"You’re the cheese to my macaroni."
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
"I’m yours, no refunds!"
"Valentine, you’re a real catch! (And by catch, I mean a cold)"
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you're Cu-Te!"
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile."
"I love you more than my morning coffee. And that’s saying a lot!"
"You’re my favorite distraction."
"Are we a pair? Like socks and shoes!"
"Love is like farting, it’s better when you let it out."
"You’re the only fish in my sea."
"I think you’re freakin’ awesome!"
"You had me at ‘we should get tacos.’"
"We go together like copy and paste."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to share his fries."
"We are like a really small gang."
"You’re the sprinkles on my donut."
"Out of all the weirdos in the world, I’m so glad you’re mine."
"I love you so much I’d share my fries with you."
"I’m crazy for you, but don’t worry, I’ll take my meds."
"You're my favorite kind of weird."
"I love you more than chocolate. And that says a lot!"
"Thank you for being my unpaid therapist."
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