78 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Work.
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to the office."
"By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
"Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it himself."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"The first step is to establish that something is possible; then probability will occur."
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."
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"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."
"It's a funny thing about life: If you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
"I failed my way to success."
"Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you."
"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
"Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there."
"A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world."
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
"Keep your face always toward the sunshine—and shadows will fall behind you."
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"When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye."
"My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key but I’m still at work."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?"
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"The best way to get something done is to begin."
"To succeed in the world, it is much more necessary to possess a sincere and expressive work ethic than it is to possess talent."
"I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."
"The only time to set the bar low is for limbo."
"I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes."
"Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow."
"I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
"My job is secure. No one else wants it."
"I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether."
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance."
"If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter."
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"I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful."
"I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it."
"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it."
"The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you are finished."
"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
"I am desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
"My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"The only time to improve your work is when your boss is on vacation."
"Work is just the 3-letter spelling of fun."
"A diamond is a chunk of coal that did well under pressure."
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful."
"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on."
"A job is not just a place where you work, it’s a whole ecosystem that messes with your head."
"The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary."
"If A is success in life, then A is equal to x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
"Don’t stay in bed unless you can make money in bed."
"The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form."
"I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it."
"The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
"I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
"It's a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
"All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast."
"People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do."
"Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it."
"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations."
"I do not like work even when someone else does it."
"The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off."
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
"If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter."
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
"The best part about going to work is coming back home at the end of the day."
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
"Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do."
"Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still."
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."
"Sometimes, the hours we put in at work are not as important as the energy we bring to the job."
"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one."
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
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