Memorable Clever Christmas Quotes

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"Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind."
Valerie Kaur
"Christmas is a magical time of year that brings out the kid in all of us."
Anonymous
"There’s a fine line between a set of Christmas lights and a Grinch who stole Christmas."
Anonymous
"What do you call an elf who sings? A rapping elf!"
Anonymous
"I'm not a Grinch. I’m just allergic to Christmas."
Anonymous
"If you think that you can’t find a gift for everyone on your list, you’re not thinking hard enough. The best gift is love, but it does help to add a few things from the store."
Anonymous
"Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas."
Dale Evans
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"Tis the season to be jolly, but there’s also a healthy balance of crazy involved."
Anonymous
"No man is a failure who has friends."
It’s A Wonderful Life
"If you don’t believe in Santa, you get underwear."
Anonymous
"I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange."
Anonymous
"Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends."
Margaret Thatcher
"In the eyes of children, we find the joy of Christmas. In their hearts, we find its meaning."
Lynda L. McAdam
"The holidays are a perfect time to reflect on our blessings and seek out ways to make life better for those around us."
Anonymous
"To be happy in this world, first, you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you need a Christmas tree."
Anonymous
"Keep the spirit of Christmas alive in your heart every day."
Anonymous
"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."
Roy L. Smith
"Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you’re home."
Carol Nelson
"It’s not how much we give but how much love we put into giving."
Mother Teresa
"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone."
Charles M. Schulz
"What if Christmas doesn't come from a store? What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more?"
Dr. Seuss
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"The spirit of Christmas is the spirit of love and generosity and of the human soul."
Lailah Gifty Akita
"There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always be timeless."
Catherine O’Hara
"Count your blessings, not your cash."
Unknown
"Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special time spent with family and friends."
Margaret Thatcher
"The magic of Christmas never ends, and its greatest gifts are family and friends."
Unknown
"May your days be merry and bright!"
Irving Berlin
"I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month."
Harlan Miller
"Christmas means hope, joy, peace, and love."
Unknown
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to spend time with friends and family."
Unknown
"Every year, we witness the magic of Christmas in the wonders around us."
Unknown
"It’s the most wonderful time of the year!"
Edward Pola and George Wyle
"Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you're home."
Carol Nelson
"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year."
Victor Borge
"I have a lot of regrets but they are all out of my Christmas list."
Drew Barrymore
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"One can never have enough socks."
Albus Dumbledore
"Nothing says holiday spirit quite like a mug of hot chocolate."
Ann Brashares
"The spirit of Christmas is the spirit of love and generosity and of humanity."
G. K. Chesterton
"Christmas is a time to be with your family and create memories that will last forever."
Anonymous
"My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge."
Marianne Williamson
"Christmas is a state of mind. It's about giving, not receiving."
Anonymous
"I am going to make everything around me beautiful. That will be my life."
Elsie de Wolfe
"Peace on Earth will come to stay when we live Christmas every day."
Rachel Scott
"There’s something about a Christmas sweater that invokes the spirit of the holidays."
Anonymous
"The best gifts are not the ones you can hold in your hands."
Anonymous
"The Christmas smile is a smile of the heart."
Anonymous
"It's not what’s under the tree that matters, it’s who’s gathered around it."
Anonymous
"Oh, for the joy of Christmas, the joy of giving and receiving!"
Anonymous
"Tis the season to be jolly!"
Traditional English Christmas Carol
"Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful."
Norman Vincent Peale
"There’s nothing cozier than a Christmas tree all lit up."
Jenny Han
"Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home."
Carol Nelson
"It's the most wonderful time of the year!"
Edward Pola & George Wyle
"At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year."
Thomas Tusser
"I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year."
Charles Dickens
"Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts."
Janice Maeditere
"May your days be merry and bright."
Irving Berlin
"Time to get into the holiday spirit. We can’t let any Grinch ruin our Christmas fun!"
Unknown
"The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood."
Richard Paul Evans
"A Christmas tree isn’t just decorations, it’s a symbol of hope and happiness"
Unknown
"The true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart."
The Santa Clause
"Nothing says holidays like a cheese log."
Ellen DeGeneres
"One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day."
Andy Rooney
"Christmas, my child, is love in action."
Dale Evans
"If you can't find the true meaning of Christmas in your heart, you won't find it under a tree."
Charlotte Carpenter
"The best things in life are the people we love, the places we’ve been, and the memories we’ve made along the way."
Unknown
"Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas."
Peg Bracken
"Christmas is the day that holds all time together."
Alexander Smith
"Good news from heaven the angels bring, bad news from earth the Jews do sing."
Martin Luther
"Merry Christmas! May your every dream come true."
Unknown
"It’s the thought that counts, unless it’s the thought of a fruitcake."
Unknown
"Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind."
Valentine Davies
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."
Buddy the Elf
"I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red."
Unknown
"Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered."
Phyllis Diller
"At Christmas, all roads lead home."
Marjorie Holmes
"A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn't make you drive around in the car with a tree on top."
Unknown
"I visited Santa today. He told me I was on the naughty list, but I told him it was just a misconception."
Unknown
"Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks."
Unknown
"There's something about a Christmas sweater that invokes self-confidence and social acceptance."
Angela
"Christmas is like perfume; it should be made to be enjoyed, not bottled up."
C. JoyBell C.
"The Christmas spirit — that’s what I like about it. It brings joy to everyone’s heart, even if just for a little while."
Unknown
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."
Benjamin Franklin
"If you can't be a Christmas tree, at least be a Christmas light."
Unknown
"Nothing drains the Christmas spirit faster than a friendly gathering of family."
Unknown
"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh!"
James Lord Pierpont
"Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection."
Winston Churchill
"Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas."
Dale Evans
"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."
Erma Bombeck
"The four stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus; he looks like Santa Claus."
Bob Phillips
"A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away."
Eva K. Logue
"Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting."
Thomas S. Monson
"It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
Meredith Willson
"You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger."
Robert Paul
"May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve."
Unknown
"Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip."
Gary Allan
"I'm so glad we have holiday traditions. Today we were out shopping - and I went to get out of the car—but the door just won't open!"
Unknown
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