131 result(s) for Short Witty Quotes For Church Signs.
"Don't give up; Moses was once a basket case!"
"Tithe if you love Jesus! Any fool can honk."
"God recycles. He made you from dust!"
"All I can say is, Wow! God is awesome!"
"Feeling down? Just lift your head up to the sky!"
"Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet Him!"
"Prayer: The world's greatest wireless connection!"
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
"Got sin? We’ve got a Savior!"
"Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church!"
"Jesus is the answer. What was your question?"
"Eternity: a long time to be wrong!"
"No God, no peace. Know God, know peace."
"God doesn't call the qualified. He qualifies the called."
"Worry is the devil's perfume – keep your life fragrant!"
"This is a house of prayer; please bring your own!"
"Love is the key that opens the heart!"
"Sundays are for hugs and holy thoughts!"
"You are not lost; you are on a grace-filled journey!"
"If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd!"
"Your secret to happiness: Faith and a smile!"
"Life is fragile; handle it with prayer!"
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
"God has a plan for your life; don't quit before the miracle!"
"No church is perfect; but God is!"
"Get right or get left!"
"Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible!"
"A church is not a museum for saints but a hospital for sinners!"
"Let go and let God!"
"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."
"God is like coffee—strong, sweet, and keeps you awake."
"You're not 'too' anything to come to church! You're perfect just as you are."
"Warning: Exposure to church may cause eternal life."
"God doesn’t have a cell phone, but I’m pretty sure He has a lot of missed calls."
"Don’t give up; Moses was once a basket case."
"He who kneels before God can stand before anyone."
"Jesus: The original 'I AM.'"
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
"Honk if you love Jesus — text while driving if you want to meet Him!"
"God’s gym: Get fit with prayer and a healthy dose of faith."
"Love is the answer. What was the question?"
"Feeling down? Just look up — God is always there!"
"Come as you are—you are accepted here."
"If you can’t sleep, just call on Jesus — He never sleeps."
"Faith: The original wireless connection."
"God can turn your mess into a message."
"This is a perfect place for imperfect people!"
"Stop drop and roll won’t work in hell."
"Every saint has a past; every sinner has a future."
"Smile — Jesus loves you!"
"When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars."
"Need a break? Jesus can fix that!"
"Where God guides, He provides."
"Faith is like wifi. It's invisible, but it has the power to connect you to what you need."
"God answers knee-mail."
"All you need is love... and a little faith!"
"Try Jesus! If you don't like Him, the devil will take you back."
"Don't be a fish out of water; come and worship with us!"
"Honk if you love Jesus! Text while driving if you want to meet Him."
"Worship with us, or we’ll hunt you down!"
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade—and don’t forget to share!"
"God is like Wi-Fi: you can’t see Him, but you can feel Him!"
"Stay faithful – it’s worth it in the end!"
"Feeling too blessed to be stressed!"
"Sin is like a fog; it can make you lose your way."
"Church is like a gym for your soul!"
"Faith is the bridge between where I am and where God is taking me."
"You can’t spell Scripture without “I”!"
"Forgiveness is setting the prisoner free; it’s you!"
"What if the cure for cancer is trapped in the mind of a person who can’t afford an education?"
"I can’t keep calm; I’m a child of the King!"
"God is good all the time; all the time God is good!"
"Pray big! God is listening!"
"Don’t wait for the storm to pass; learn to dance in the rain!"
"If you think it’s hot here, wait until you get to hell!"
"Stop asking God to bless what you’re doing. Get involved in what God is blessing!"
"We’re all in the same boat; let’s paddle together!"
"Life’s a journey; don’t forget to pack faith!"
"Grace happens here!"
"Welcome to our church—a great place to find peace and adjust your attitude!"
"Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out."
"Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet Him."
"God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called."
"Seven days without prayer makes one weak."
"If you’re too busy to pray, you’re too busy."
"God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts."
"Jesus is the answer, but what’s the question?"
"Faith is like Wi-Fi: it’s invisible, but it has the power to connect you to what you need."
"Don't give God instructions; just report for duty."
"God's way is always the best way."
"Worry is the darkroom where negatives are developed."
"God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts.”"
"Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil – pointless."
"If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
"When life gives you more than you can handle, kneel."
"You can't have a testimony without a test."
"Prayer: the world's greatest wireless connection."
"Be a voice, not an echo."
"Jesus is my co-pilot. (Just kidding, I let him drive!)"
"Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day."
"The Bible: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth."
"Feeling down? Look up!"
"Church: A hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints."
"Let go and let God."
"Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect."
"Today's forecast: 100% chance of blessings!"
"Pray often; it makes a big difference!"
"The best sermons are lived, not preached."
"God has not called us to see through each other, but to see each other through."
"Prayer: Our first response, not our last resort."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you God, make heaven!"
"God's plan is not to take away our troubles, but to teach us how to overcome them."
"Church is like a gym for the soul."
"Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace."
"Faith is the bridge between where I am and where I want to be."
"Smile! Jesus loves you!"
"Don't wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect."
"Life is fragile. Handle it with prayer."
"Worry ends where faith begins."
"Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future."
"Good things come to those who pray."
"God loves you, but I'm His favorite!"
"Faith is not about everything turning out okay; it’s about being okay no matter how things turn out."
"Let your faith be bigger than your fear."
"God's grace is sufficient for you."
"A church is not a museum for saints, but a hospital for sinners."
"If God is your co-pilot, swap seats!"
"Don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping!"
"Wherever you go, leave a little sparkle."
"You can't outgive God."
"Faith makes things possible, not easy."
"The road to Heaven is paved with prayers."
"Even the smallest step can lead to the biggest blessings."
"Being a Christian means being a follower of Christ. So, what would Jesus do?"
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
