121 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Rain.
"I’m not complaining, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong."
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."
"The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen."
"Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book."
"It's a wet night and I know that I’m going to get soaked!"
"I love rain. It’s my favorite weather."
"If you think it's going to rain, it probably will. And if you think it won't, it won’t."
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"I think the best thing about rain is that it makes you appreciate the sun."
"The rain may be falling, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have fun."
"A little rain never hurt anybody; but a lot of rain can be deadly!"
"Keep calm and love the rain."
"The best thing about rainy days is that you can stay inside and watch movies."
"Rain is just confetti from the sky!"
"This weather is making me feel perspirational!"
"I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain; what a glorious feeling, I'm happy again."
"I love how spring rain makes everything look green and bright!"
"Rain is like confetti, but less fun and more wet."
"Do you know what you can’t do in the rain? Nothing!"
"Umbrellas are for people who fear the rain."
"The rain has given us the chance to stay home and binge-watch our favorite series!"
"Every time it rains, it rains pennies from heaven."
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"Nothing can beat a good rainy day indoors."
"I'll take a little rain and sunshine over a clear day any day."
"The rain cools things down, and I go out for a walk. Every droplet feels like a little kiss."
"I love rainy days. They bring out my inner child, dampen my socks, and ruin my plans."
"It's raining cats and dogs, and I’m not even going outside to get the leash!"
"If you think it's going to rain, it probably will. If you think it's not going to rain, it probably will!"
"I’m not saying that I don’t like rain. I’m just saying that I don’t like being wet and cold."
"Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book, or with a crazy adventure in the rain!"
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"Rain, rain, go away, come again another day... like Monday."
"The only umbrella I like is the one that only covers my own personal space."
"I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror."
"I’m enjoying the rain. That’s why I’m sitting here in a puddle."
"The sound of rain needs no translation."
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"In any case, I prefer to see the sky as grey rather than blue."
"Every time it rains, I feel like it's trying to wash away my worries. Mostly, it just makes them wet."
"When it rains, look for rainbows. When it's dark, look for stars."
"I'm soaking wet—but I got here in style!"
"A rainy day is a good time for a walk in the dark."
"The problem with rain is that it rains on the innocent and guilty alike."
"Rain makes everything more beautiful. It can also make schedules less exciting."
"I am not a fan of small talk, but I am willing to share my umbrella."
"Umbrellas can’t solve everything. Sometimes, you just have to dance in the rain!"
"Curiosity is the umbrella of the mind when clouds of rain are hanging over it."
"There’s no such thing as bad weather, just inappropriate clothing."
"You can’t rain on my parade unless I forgot my umbrella!"
"I love the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life."
"If you think I’m going to sit inside and watch the rain, think again. I’ll sit outside and watch the rain!"
"It’s better to be a rainmaker than a rainwatcher."
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn’t rain."
"A rainy day is the perfect time for a walk in the park."
"You know you’re in a bad place when it’s raining inside your house."
"Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet."
"The rain falls on the just and the unjust alike, but the unjust just have the better umbrellas."
"Don’t let the rain drive you indoors!"
"I’ve seen rain on the roof of a house, but I never saw rain inside a house."
"I love the smell of rain and I love the sound of the ocean."
"Some people walk in the rain. Others just get wet."
"Rain is the only thing that keeps me from being too happy."
"I’m not a bad guy; I just like to watch it rain sometimes."
"Of all the things I am not grateful for, rain is pretty high on the list."
"Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass; it’s about learning to dance in the rain."
"The rain may be falling outside, but you’ll have a sunny smile on your face if you take a good joke with you!"
"I can’t stand a rainy day. It’s not so much that I don’t mind the rain, but it’s the people stuck inside all day that drive me up the wall!"
"Being soaked alone is cold. Being soaked with your friends is an adventure."
"Raindrops are like kisses from heaven!"
"Without the rain, there will be no flowers."
"If you think it’s going to rain, it probably will."
"When the rain comes, you either run and hide or dance!"
"The only place where it rains diamonds is in the dreams of the rich."
"I love rainy days. They bring out the optimist in me. I feel so optimistic that I won't have to go out in them."
"It's not that I don't like rain; it's just that I always seem to end up in a puddle."
"If you think it's going to rain, it probably will. If you think it's going to stop, it won't."
"The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain."
"Rainy days are perfect for reading a good book, having a cup of tea... and wishing I could have some sunshine."
"I’m not sure if it’s raining or if I’m just crying in the shower."
"I love how the rain brings out the colors in the world—especially the color of my umbrella, which I forgot at home."
"A rainy day is the perfect opportunity for a cuddle party."
"The rain may fall, but I shall continue to dance."
"I never get wet in the rain because I have a great umbrella—also known as my couch."
"The sound of rain needs no translation—it just translates into happiness."
"The forecast is 100% chance of napping on a rainy day."
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain without stepping on your toes."
"Rain is the only thing that makes me feel alive. That and coffee. And maybe bacon. Okay, mostly bacon."
"I thought I loved the rain until I realized I wasn’t actually a fan of getting soaked."
"If rain could be healthy, it would be chocolate milk."
"Rainy days: nature's way of telling you to watch cartoons."
"You know it’s a rainy day when even your coffee needs coffee."
"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink the wild air... unless it’s raining—then stay inside."
"Rain is the one thing I can always count on to ruin my outdoor plans. And boy, does it love to ruin them."
"A rainy day is like a blank canvas—lots of potential for creativity or just a good excuse to binge-watch Netflix."
"You can’t make it rain, but you can definitely dance in it."
"Love is like a rainstorm: it’s all bliss until you realize you forgot your umbrella."
"The rain is falling all around, it falls on field and tree, it rains on the umbrellas here, and on the ships at sea."
"I love rain. It’s like the sky is crying with you. But just a little bit more quietly."
"There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing."
"The best thing one can do when it’s raining is to let it rain."
"Rain is just confetti from the sky."
"If you think it's going to rain, it usually does. At least, I found that to be true."
"Rain: the perfect reminder that even the sky has to let go sometimes."
"I love how rain brings people together, especially when you're both in the same cab trying to get home!"
"The only thing better than singing is more singing. Unless you're caught in the rain."
"We all love the rain, but it’s the rainbow that makes it worthwhile."
"The best part of being in a storm is that you are never alone if you have good company."
"If you don’t like the rain, try sitting with your back to it."
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
"In the end, we all just want to feel like this rain has a purpose."
"Why is it raining cats and dogs? I didn't want a pet!"
"Rain is liquid sunshine."
"Don’t complain about the rain. It’s a good excuse to cancel plans."
"Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet."
"I’ve seen rain on the world’s stage, but I still prefer the sunshine."
"Every drop of rain is like a little miracle."
"Nothing is as beautiful as a rainy day, especially when you don’t have to go outside."
"Rain check? More like rain vacation!"
"Without rain, there is no life. But that doesn’t mean I have to enjoy every drop."
"Some people can’t understand why I would want to be alone in the rain – I only wish they’d join me."
"Here comes the rain again, but at least I’m not out there getting drenched!"
"Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book. At least, that’s the plan unless it starts pouring."
"Come on, rain, give us a break! We’re not made of sugar!"
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