101 result(s) for Witty Valentine Quotes.
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m terrible at poetry, but I love you."
"You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."
"I’m so glad we found each other. I’ll never let you go, unless we’re playing hide and seek."
"Love is not only something you feel, it is something you do."
"You make my heart smile."
"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
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"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile."
"I love you more than pizza. And that says a lot."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much."
"Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"You’re the cheese to my macaroni."
"I’d share my last slice of pizza with you."
"You’re my cup of tea."
"Together, we’re unstoppable… mostly because we never can decide on where to eat."
"You're the reason I wake up smiling, and not just because I need to pee."
"I’m yours, no refund."
"I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow."
"Valentine’s Day is the one day a year that I can’t get in trouble for saying ‘I love you’ to the wrong person."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poetry, but I still love you!"
"Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
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"We were on a break... from our dinner date!"
"I love you and I don’t care who knows it!"
"I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"You’re my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye."
"If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one."
"I love you to the moon and back... but let's not make it a long-distance relationship."
"You're so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache."
"I’m glad I’m not your doctor because you’d have too many hearts."
"You’re the reason I wake up with a smile in the morning and a frown in the afternoon when I realize you’re not there."
"You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap."
"I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly!"
"I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together."
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"Valentine's Day is the day that cows are lonely because all the penguins are in love."
"I love you even when I’m hungry."
"You're my favorite distraction."
"I told my therapist about you. He said, 'Next!' "
"You’re a lot like a candle: you light up my life, and you burn out really fast if I leave you too close to the fire."
"I'd be lost without you. Just like my socks after laundry day."
"You make my heart race like a rollercoaster! But I promise to keep my hands inside the ride."
"You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it because I love you."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. You’re also the reason I look up and walk into poles."
"Our love is like a moment that gets awkwardly stuck in a traffic jam."
"If I were to choose between breathing and loving you, I would use my last breath to say, 'I love you.' But I’d really prefer a straw."
"I love you more than chocolate, and that’s saying a lot!"
"I’d say you’re cute, but that’s an understatement!"
"I love you more than a cat loves a warm laptop."
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you're Cu-Te!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m terrible at poetry, but I love you!"
"You're the jelly to my donut, the icing on my cake, and the smile in my heart."
"You're my cup of tea, but I’d prefer coffee."
"I'd share my fries with you, and that’s love."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at rhyming, but I sure love you."
"Love is a battlefield, but I’m ready to lose."
"We go together like cupcakes and frosting."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"I’m so glad you’re mine. We’re like two peas in a pod—and I’m the prettier one."
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te."
"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."
"You’re the macaroni to my cheese."
"If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you."
"I love you more than a squirrel loves nuts."
"Well, here we are again. I feel like we’ve been through this before."
"You’re the cheese to my pizza."
"Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together, love is about how much you love each other every single day."
"I’m yours, no refunds."
"My love is like a candle: it can be blown away, but I’ll always spark it up again."
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"You’re the sprinkles on my cupcake."
"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile, and then walk into a pole."
"You’ve stolen a pizza my heart!"
"I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot!"
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
"I love you more than chocolate. And that says a lot."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
"You had me at ‘I’ll buy you a drink.’"
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not great at poetry, but I love you!"
"I’m yours, no refunds!"
"My love for you is like pi, it’s never-ending."
"I’m much more me when I’m with you."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"Love is being stupid together."
"I may not be your first love, but let’s be honest, I’m probably your best."
"We go together like coffee and donuts."
"You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it."
"I love you a latte!"
"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk through my garden forever."
"You’re like a fine wine – the more I drink, the prettier you get."
"If you were mine, I'd still choose to spend my evenings with you."
"You're the cheese to my macaroni."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"You have a way of making me smile, even on my worst days."
"You’re my favorite distraction."
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te!"
"We’re like a really small gang."
"You're the reason I wake up in the morning. Just kidding, I wake up because it’s time for coffee."
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