91 result(s) for Witty Quotes About Food.
"I am not a glutton—I am an explorer of food."
"Your sous-chef is the culinary equivalent of a cheerleader."
"You can't make everybody happy. You aren't pizza."
"Food brings us together, and together we can continue to build delicious memories."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen."
"Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality."
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"I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen."
"I want someone to look at me the way I look at a plate of food."
"I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
"I just want to eat and get fat."
"The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake."
"Laughter is brightest where food is."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"Age and glasses of wine should never be counted."
"I like food. I like eating. And I don’t want to deprive myself of anything."
"There’s no we in food."
"I love to eat. I could eat all day."
"If you really want to make a friend, go to their house and eat their food."
"The only time to be positive you've got a clear path is when you’re on the edge of a cliff."
"I’m just someone who likes cooking and for whom sharing food is a form of expression."
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"The older I get, the more I realize that food is an essential part of life."
"Food is the most primitive form of comfort."
"Eating is a necessity, but cooking is an art."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pizza, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"I’m on the patch of grass where all the food trucks are."
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
"I love food. I love eating. And I don’t want to deprive myself of good food."
"Food is my love language."
"You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food."
"Food is like sex; when you abstain, you get devoured."
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
"Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a taco."
"My favorite animal is steak."
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"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that's kind of the same thing."
"Food: what is more delicious than the oven-fresh aroma of bread?"
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"The most amazing things can happen when you’re eating."
"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own."
"I have a love affair with food. It’s complicated."
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."
"Eat well, feel well, be well."
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
"I am not a glutton. I am an explorer of food."
"Lentils are just a poor man's meat!"
"There is no sincere love than the love of food."
"If we are what we eat, then I am awfully hungry."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"Food brings us together. It bonds us."
"I just love to eat. It has always been my thing."
"You can't make everybody happy. You're not pizza."
"First we eat, then we do everything else."
"A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands."
"The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it."
"You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach."
"Food is my favorite accessory."
"I like my coffee like my mornings: dark and too hot."
"There’s no time to waste. We must eat!"
"Good food is good mood."
"Don’t be upset with the results you didn’t get with the work you didn’t do."
"Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all."
"I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks."
"Food is our common ground, a universal experience."
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
"You don't need a silver fork to eat good food."
"Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks."
"If you're afraid of butter, use cream."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
"People who love to eat are always the best people."
"You can't make everyone happy. You're not pizza."
"Food is like sex: when you abstain, or give it up, you feel bad."
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
"I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food."
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
"Life is a combination of magic and pasta."
"Eat food, not much, mostly plants."
"Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. And my pizza."
"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread."
"You can't be unhappy in the middle of a warm, flaky biscuit."
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
"The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating."
"A party without cake is just a meeting."
"One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well."
"Eat because it's good for you, but also because it reminds you of your grandmother."
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my pizza."
"Good food brings people together like nothing else can."
"I'm just a girl standing in front of a salad asking it to be a donut."
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