128 result(s) for Funny Easter Quotes.
"Easter is the only time it's okay to put all your eggs in one basket."
"I'm just here for the chocolate bunnies."
"Easter: the only time it's socially acceptable to put all your eggs in one basket."
"You know what Easter reminds me of? My ex. He was always trying to hop back into my life!"
"What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip-hop!"
"Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail... and right into a chocolate shop!"
"Easter eggs are just like a rainbow: colorful, fun, and full of surprises!"
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"I’ve always been a little ‘egg-centric’ about Easter."
"Eggs-tra special times with family is what Easter is about!"
"If people put as much effort into their lives as they do into hiding Easter eggs, we’d have a lot more successful people!"
"The Easter Bunny is just like Santa but with better hops!"
"Easter is the day that we all eat our weight in chocolate and wonder why we didn't exercise this week."
"Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!"
"Easter: a time for chocolate, family, and questionable decisions during egg hunts!"
"Soft-boiled or hard-boiled, whatever your preference, Easter is egg-cellent!"
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting, those eggs were fast as lightning!"
"Wishing you an egg-cellent Easter full of fun and laughter!"
"I’m lucky to have a family that hops together every Easter!"
"Easter is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'"
"No bunny loves you like I do – Happy Easter!"
"May your day be egg-straordinary!"
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"When eggs are on the menu, you know it’s a good day!"
"Easter: a time for bunnies, eggs, and hopefully not too many allergies."
"Keep calm and hop on! It’s Easter!"
"Let’s get egg-static for Easter!"
"Egg-cellent Easter, my friends! Let's get cracking!"
"The Easter bunny is a little bit like Santa Claus: both can be terrifying if you think about them too much."
"I love Easter, it’s like Christmas but with a lot more chocolate and fewer rules."
"I was going to tell a joke about an egg, but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be."
"People are not going to be able to tell what you believe just because you have a big Easter egg on your head."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting!"
"What do you call a mischievous Easter egg? A practical yolker!"
"Easter is the time to rejoice and be thankful for the gift of life, love, and chocolate!"
"I’m just here for the Easter eggs and the chocolate!"
"Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’ Especially at Easter!"
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"Hope your Easter is egg-stra special!"
"Easter: the only time of year when it's perfectly acceptable to eat chocolate for breakfast."
"If the Easter bunny hops down the wrong path, it could lead to a whole lot of egg-spensive trouble!"
"I told the Easter Bunny about my plans for Easter and he wanted to egg-cort me everywhere!"
"It’s all fun and games until the Easter egg hunt turns into an extreme sport."
"You know what day it is? It’s Easter! Time to egg-splat your way to some chocolate!"
"Eggs-actly what I wanted for Easter!"
"Why are bunnies so good at math? Because they multiply so quickly!"
"Easter is the best time to get a jump start on your candy collection!"
"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a bee? A honey bunny!"
"Too many chocolate eggs? No such thing!"
"Don’t worry, I’m egg-static about Easter!"
"Let’s make this Easter egg-ceptional."
"What’s the best way to get a job in the Easter egg business? Simply hop to it!"
"There’s no better way to celebrate Easter than by decorating lots of eggs and eating chocolate!"
"Easter is the only time of the year when it is safe to put all your eggs in one basket."
"The Easter Bunny is the only bunny who can hide the eggs, but we all know it's our parents who are stuffing them!"
"Easter: The only time it's okay to put all your eggs in one basket."
"If you don't have a bunny, you might as well paint an egg!"
"I told the Easter Bunny to keep it ‘hoppy’ this year!"
"What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!"
"Forget the eggs and let’s get some chocolate!"
"The Easter Bunny is coming! Time to eat some marshmallow peeps!"
"Why did the Easter egg cross the road? To get to the other side!"
"Don't worry, be hoppy! Happy Easter!"
"Happy Easter! May your eggs be filled with chocolate and your heart be filled with joy."
"An Easter candle does not just light— it parades as well!"
"Easter is a good time to forget the past and think about the chocolate."
"I don't carrot about anything except for chocolate on Easter!"
"What did one Easter egg say to the other? 'Heard any good yolks lately?'"
"Easter: The season of eggs-travagance!"
"Why couldn't the bunny find his way home? Because he didn't carrot enough to ask for directions!"
"Easter eggs are like life: they come in all shapes and sizes, and you never know what you’re going to get!"
"Chocolate is the best reason to celebrate Easter, and let's not forget the peeps!"
"I’m just here for the chocolate. Happy Easter!"
"Don't worry, I won't judge you for eating all the Easter candy in one day!"
"What’s the best way to catch a bunny? Hide in a bush and make a carrot noise!"
"Why did the Easter egg face get so many compliments? Because it was egg-straordinary!"
"Every bunny is special, but some bunnies are egg-cellent!"
"I’m going to hop to it this Easter and eat all the sweets!"
"Easter is the only time when it’s perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket."
"Eggs-traordinary things happen at Easter!"
"I’m like a kid on Easter morning— I’m just not going to make my bed."
"What kind of music do bunnies listen to? Hip-hop!"
"The Easter Bunny is my favorite holiday mascot because he's always hopping in with goodies!"
"Easter: The only time it’s acceptable to eat chocolate in the shape of a cute animal."
"It’s Spring! Time to put the ‘egg’ in ‘egg-cellent’!"
"Have a hoppy Easter! Don’t forget to hop by my house!"
"May your Easter be filled with chocolate, eggs, and lots of laughs!"
"If you don’t believe in the Easter Bunny, you’re eggs-communicated!"
"Easter eggs are nature’s chocolate. Sometimes, all you need is a little sunny-side up attitude!"
"Every bunny loves Easter candy!"
"Why did the bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!"
"Chocolate bunnies may not be real, but Easter joy certainly is!"
"Easter is a time to egg-splore new candy opportunities!"
"Let’s egg-splore the delights of Easter together!"
"Why did the Easter eggs hide? Because they were a little chicken!"
"Hop into Easter with a basket full of chocolate and fun!"
"The Easter Bunny is one egg-citing character, hopping around delivering treats!"
"Easter is the ultimate day for brunch. You get to eat eggs but don’t have to watch them hatch!"
"Here comes Peter Cotton Tail, hopping down the bunny trail – accidentally knocking over all the eggs!"
"Easter: not just for kids anymore! Adult egg hunts? Yes, please!"
"Don’t worry, be hoppy! It's Easter!"
"Here’s hoping your Easter is eggs-tra special!"
"Don’t go bacon my heart – just enjoy the Easter feast!"
"It's not about the eggs you find, but the fun you have along the way."
"Easter is an explosion of joy, happiness, and a full basket of candy. Happy Easter!"
"The only bad thing about Easter is that it doesn’t last longer than one day."
"Easter, the only time it’s perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket!"
"I’m just here for the chocolate eggs."
"Easter egg hunting is a lot like life. It’s all about the journey, not the destination… and brownies help."
"Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!"
"Easter is the time to rejoice and be thankfully. Unless you’re a chocolate bunny!"
"Somebunny loves you this Easter!"
"No bunny loves you like I do!"
"Don't worry, the Easter Bunny will find you. Just leave some carrots out!"
"Egg-cited about Easter? It’s time to hop to it!"
"What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line!"
"Have a egg-cellent Easter filled with chocolate bunnies and peeps!"
"Chillin’ with my peeps this Easter."
"Chocolate is my Easter spirit animal!"
"If you can’t eat them, don’t hide them."
"I would love to see you all in my basket this Easter!"
"Keep calm and enjoy Easter candy!"
"Easter: a time to egg-splore new flavors of chocolate!"
"Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!"
"Easter is a time for family, friends, and a lot of chocolate!"
"Egg-stra special Easter wishes to you and your family!"
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting this Easter!"
"Stay calm and egg hunt on."
"Let’s get this egg party started!"
"An Easter egg is always a little bit of magic!"
"You crack me up, Happy Easter!"
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