114 result(s) for Funny Coffee Quotes.
"Decaf? No thanks. I'm not a quitter."
"Behind every successful person, there is a substantial amount of coffee."
"I’m not a coffee snob; I’m a coffee enthusiast."
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. And a cup of coffee!"
"I like my coffee like I like my humor: dark and bitter."
"Coffee, you’re my only friend that doesn’t talk back."
"Caffeine and kindness: the two greatest gifts to mankind."
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"There’s too much blood in my caffeine system."
"I can’t espresso how much you bean to me!"
"Coffee: the most important meal of the day!"
"I wish I could take a coffee break, but I’m too busy working on my next cup."
"My coffee isn’t just a drink; it’s a full-blown relationship."
"I don't know how people live without coffee, I really don't."
"Decaf? No thanks. I'm not into horror stories."
"Coffee first. Adulting second."
"Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee."
"If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever."
"I like my coffee how I like my humor: dark and full of sarcasm."
"A morning without coffee is like sleep."
"Decaf? No. Just no."
"Good ideas start with brainstorming. Great ideas start with coffee."
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"Some days, you just have to create your own sunshine. And coffee."
"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons."
"A cup of coffee makes everything better. Even Mondays."
"Coffee, a hug in a mug."
"Coffee: the only thing getting me through this day."
"Decaf? No thanks. That’s like a cupcake without frosting."
"I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine."
"Coffee: because anger management is too expensive."
"Life happens. Coffee helps."
"Coffee is my love language."
"Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed."
"I like my coffee how I like my women: in a plastic cup."
"If you don’t like coffee, you’re not my type."
"Coffee is the foundation of my food pyramid."
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"I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."
"If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever."
"Inhale coffee, exhale negativity."
"Too much Monday, not enough coffee."
"I like my coffee on the strong side – like my morning attitude."
"Caffeine and kindness: the fuel for my day."
"Coffee can’t solve all problems, but it can solve most."
"What’s a day without a little coffee and a lot of laughter?"
"Life without coffee is like something without something... Sorry, I haven’t had my coffee yet!"
"Decaf? No thanks. I’d rather have a cup of dirt."
"I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship."
"I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine."
"Caffeine and kindness are the two things I need to get through the day."
"Espresso yourself!"
"If you don’t like coffee, you’re not human."
"I heard that a cup of coffee a day keeps the idiot away."
"In coffee we trust."
"Coffee: a hug in a mug."
"I like my coffee how I like my men: strong and hot."
"Too much coffee? Never."
"Coffee is a language in itself."
"Death before decaf!"
"Coffee not only roasts my morning but also my sanity."
"I like my coffee like I like my jokes: dark and strong."
"Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love."
"Coffee: the other vitamin C."
"I’m only a morning person on the days I have coffee."
"Why do I drink coffee? Because anger management is expensive."
"I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and bitter."
"Decaf? No thanks. I will take my coffee with a side of energy!"
"Coffee: because adulting is hard."
"I don't need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."
"A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent."
"I can't espresso how much you bean to me."
"If you don't like coffee, you're not a real person."
"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee."
"Coffee first, adulting second."
"I like my coffee how I like my weekends: long and without any responsibilities."
"I drink coffee for your protection."
"Life happens, coffee helps."
"Java: the magic potion that transforms the 'leave me alone' person into a 'how can I help you' person."
"My blood type is coffee."
"Instant human, just add coffee."
"Coffee - because anger management is too expensive."
"Chasing my dreams while holding a cup of coffee."
"A day without coffee is like... just kidding, I have no idea."
"Coffee is a hug in a mug."
"All you need is love and more coffee."
"I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words putting into the sentences doing."
"There's too much blood in my caffeine system."
"Coffee: the most important meal of the day."
"A yawn is a silent scream for coffee."
"Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with."
"Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love."
"Happiness is a cup of coffee and a good book."
"I never laugh until I've had my coffee."
"Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven."
"I like my coffee black and my mornings bright."
"Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank."
"I can't imagine a day without coffee."
"Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break."
"Coffee is a kind of magic you can drink."
"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."
"Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever."
"I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee."
"I never knew anyone who drank so much coffee."
"Life is too short for bad coffee."
"I believe humans should drink coffee throughout the day."
"I believe I can do anything with enough coffee."
"Decaffeinated coffee? It's like shooting blanks."
"Coffee: the gasoline of life."
"I wake up every morning and lie in bed for nine minutes debating whether I need coffee or if I need to die."
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all."
"Humans run on coffee."
"Coffee is my hot friend."
"Coffee, because crack is bad for you."
"Death before Decaf."
"My birthstone is a coffee bean."
"Without coffee, I'm just not approachable."
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