108 result(s) for Most Interesting Man In The World Quotes.
"His secrets are known only to himself."
"When in Rome, they do what he does."
"He can speak other languages, but chooses not to."
"He doesn't always follow through on his plans, but when he does, he does it in style."
"If he were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume."
"He once drove a car through a drive-thru without ever getting out of it."
"He can win a game of chess in a single move."
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"He once made a group of people spontaneously cheer just by walking into the room."
"His bad breath has its own currency."
"He once took a selfie... before selfies existed."
"He is not afraid of storms, for he is the one who creates them."
"He doesn't use the internet, he is the internet."
"Time waits for no man, unless that man is him."
"He has counted to infinity – twice."
"He once threw a boomerang… it didn’t come back."
"He once met a grizzly bear and convinced it to be his pet."
"He once won the Nobel Prize for being himself."
"He is the only person to have ever made it snow in July."
"He once beat Chuck Norris at a staring contest."
"His charm is so contagious, viruses take notes from him."
"The laws of physics are merely suggestions to him."
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"When he was born, he drove his mother home from the hospital."
"His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards."
"He once played catch with the sun."
"He is the life of parties he has never attended."
"He doesn’t shop for groceries. Groceries shop for him."
"If he were to self-publish, his autobiography would be called 'Lifeguard at the Fountain of Youth.'"
"His secrets are known only to his enemies."
"He has few enemies, but all are in creative competition with him."
"He once made a whole pizza just by staring at it."
"If he were to give you a kiss, you would have to thank him later."
"If opportunity doesn’t knock, he builds a door."
"He once brought a knife to a gunfight and won."
"He has the voice of an angel and the face of a god."
"He could win a game of Scrabble with only one letter."
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"He once saw a sign that said 'Keep off the Grass' and spent three days looking for the grass."
"He is not afraid of storms, for he is learning how to sail his ship."
"He had an operation to become more interesting, but it was declared a failure."
"He is the reason that Waldo is hiding."
"The police often question him just because they find him interesting."
"He lives vicariously through himself."
"His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire life."
"He once gave the shirt off his back to a homeless person. It was a size small, and he was wearing a large."
"When in Rome, he doesn’t follow the rules. He makes them."
"His words carry weight that would break a lesser man's jaw."
"He has no use for speed limits."
"If he were to mispronounce your name, you would be pleased."
"He has never had a driver's license, but that's because he has never needed one."
"He is the reason Waldo is hiding."
"He once asked a nun to see her license, just to be polite."
"He doesn't always go the extra mile, but when he does, it's because he forgot his wallet."
"He is the most interesting man in the world."
"He once made a cheese sandwich that lasted a month."
"He tells people how to be interesting."
"He can make a salad interesting just by staring at it."
"He is fluent in all languages, particularly the language of love."
"He never asks for directions; he simply makes the road yield."
"He once attended a seminar on how to be interesting. Now they invest in him."
"In a past life, he was a Swiss Army knife."
"I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."
"He once ran a marathon because it was on his bucket list. It was a half marathon."
"His blood smells like cologne."
"When in Rome, they do as he does."
"If he were to mispronounce your name, you would feel honored."
"He once had a pet rock. It ran away."
"He is the life of parties that he has never attended."
"His touch can cure blindness, but his appearance can cause it."
"He once made a happy meal cry."
"He can slam a revolving door."
"He once told a lie, but it was so interesting that the truth was changed to match it."
"He is fluent in all languages including sign language."
"He doesn’t push the envelope; he folds it and places it in a museum."
"He can win a game of Connect Four in just three moves."
"If destiny calls, he can send it to voicemail."
"He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels."
"He once had a conversation with a brick wall. The wall was impressed."
"He regularly beats up inanimate objects."
"He can unscramble an egg."
"He doesn’t just drink beer; he consumes it."
"His shadow is rumored to have its own shadow."
"He once gave a cat a bath. Now it’s a dog."
"He doesn’t do push-ups; he pushes the Earth down."
"He can predict the end of the world, they just don’t want him to."
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."
"Stay thirsty, my friends."
"His secrets are known only to his barber."
"He once taught a course on how to put a condom on a banana, and it's now an elective."
"He can speak Spanish... in Russian."
"He visits the town where he was born every time he passes through it."
"In a past life, he was a sumo wrestler."
"He once made a spearfishing spear out of a toothpick."
"He has never heard the word 'no'."
"He is the life of the party... regardless of if it is his party or not."
"He can divide by zero."
"He once counted to infinity... twice."
"He knows the secret to life and has chosen not to tell it."
"His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire lifetime."
"He is the subject of a popular self-help book: 'How to Be Like Him'."
"He once held a job as an architect for mountain ranges."
"He never needs to use a GPS. The roads find him."
"He has won 'Best Dressed' awards in every country."
"His wisdom is sought by historians and philosophers alike."
"He doesn’t need a watch; he decides what time it is."
"He can unscramble eggs."
"He once got a standing ovation... in a silent library."
"He travels at the speed of thought."
"He does not play hide and seek. He plays hide and be found."
"He once serenaded a wolverine."
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