123 result(s) for Funny Meme Quotes.
"Keep your friends close, but your memes closer."
"I don't always make memes, but when I do, I make sure they're dank."
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you... or making memes."
"When life gives you lemons, make a new meme template."
"I speak fluent sarcasm and meme."
"Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of memes."
"May your coffee be strong and your memes be dank."
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"I put the 'pro' in procrastinate... mainly because I'm busy making memes."
"My superpower is making people laugh with memes."
"Stressed, blessed, and meme-obsessed."
"The best therapist has fur and four legs... or a really good meme collection."
"I came, I saw, I made it into a meme."
"Memes are like a good wine, they improve with age... and sharing."
"If you can't handle me at my memeiest, you don't deserve me at my dreamiest."
"In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic meme."
"Memes are my love language."
"I like big memes and I cannot lie."
"The secret ingredient to my happiness? Memes."
"I'm not lazy, I'm meme-efficient."
"If you want to make enemies, try to change memes."
"My blood type? Coffee, with a side of memes."
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"One does not simply stop making memes."
"Memes don't ask silly questions, memes understand."
"I don't always study, but when I do, I make sure my parents see me."
"Me trying to diet: I made a salad... It's mostly croutons and tomatoes. Well, mostly croutons. Okay, it's all croutons."
"When someone tells me to 'just be yourself': Who else would I be?"
"Me: I'm going to bed early tonight. Also me at 3 am: Did you know that there's a conspiracy theory that Avril Lavigne was replaced by a clone?"
"I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet."
"I run because I really like food... and memes."
"When things go wrong in life, remember that you can always order pizza."
"I don't hold grudges, I remember facts."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
"Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."
"I don't always watch Netflix, but when I do, I finish the entire series in one sitting."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
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"I'm not clumsy, I'm just gravity-challenged."
"Some days I amaze myself, other days I put the laundry in the oven."
"I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."
"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"I'm not shy, I'm just good at figuring out who's worth talking to."
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
"I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue."
"I'm not saying I hate you but... I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
"I put the 'Pro' in procrastination."
"The best things in life are actually really expensive. So I'll just stick with the mediocre things for now."
"Keep calm and meme on."
"When in doubt, add more memes."
"I don't always make memes, but when I do, they're hilarious."
"My love language is sharing memes."
"Life is short, make it funny with memes."
"A day without memes is like... just kidding, I have no idea."
"Memes: Making the internet a better place one laugh at a time."
"If you don't understand my memes, we can't be friends."
"I can't adult today, let's just meme instead."
"Memes are my workout for making people smile."
"Memes are proof that laughter is the best medicine."
"In a world full of negativity, be a meme maker."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can create it with memes."
"I came, I saw, I memed."
"Memes: Because therapy is expensive."
"My superpower? Creating memes that make people smile."
"Memes speak louder than words."
"When life gives you lemons, make a lemon-themed meme."
"I meme, therefore I am."
"Memes: the language of the internet generation."
"If you want to impress me, send me a meme."
"I don't need a therapist, I need a meme stash."
"I have a dream... that one day, all memes will be appreciated equally."
"Memes are like chocolate, you can never have just one."
"The key to a good day? A great meme."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?"
"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"I came, I saw, I concurred."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life... if I die next Tuesday."
"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
"I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
"I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you."
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
"I am an early bird and a night owl... so I am wise and I have worms."
"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it starts to rain."
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"I'm an acquired taste. Don't like me, acquire some taste."
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"The only time to look down on someone is when you're helping them up."
"I see a funny meme, I send it to my friend. My job here is done."
"I came for the funny memes, but I stayed for the comments."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them away and look at funny memes instead."
"I laughed so hard at a meme, I think I pulled a stomach muscle."
"Just remember, behind every successful person is a long line of funny memes they've shared."
"My favorite exercise is scrolling down and laughing at funny memes."
"A day without a funny meme is like... just kidding, I have no idea."
"I'm not addicted to coffee, I'm addicted to funny meme breaks."
"The secret to inner peace? Funny memes and a good laugh."
"I'm not a therapist, but I can prescribe 30 minutes of funny memes a day for better mood."
"I wish I could pay my bills with the laughter I get from funny memes."
"Relationship status: Committed to scrolling through funny memes."
"I have a PhD in Procrastination with a minor in Funny Memes."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted, so I look at funny memes just to be safe."
"Happiness is... finding a funny meme that speaks to your soul."
"Some people meditate, I just look at funny memes until the stress goes away."
"Life may be tough, but funny memes make it bearable."
"I eat memes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner... with a side of humor."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for laughing at funny memes."
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good... except when I'm looking at funny memes."
"My two moods: 1. Stressed out. 2. Laughing at funny memes."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a daily dose of funny memes keeps boredom away."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can scroll down your phone and find a funny meme, which is almost the same."
"My love language? Sending funny memes to my friends at 2 am."
"If loving funny memes is wrong, I don't want to be right."
"Not all heroes wear capes, some just create funny memes."
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