118 result(s) for Funny Fish Quotes.
"Just keep swimming."
"There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the one I want."
"You're so good-looking I could just dive right into your eyes."
"I've got bigger fish to fry."
"Something's fishy around here."
"A fish out of water"
"In a relationship, don't be a selfish shellfish."
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"Fish don't fry in the kitchen."
"I'm hooked on you."
"Fish are jumpin', and the cotton is high."
"Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers."
"There's no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing for fishing."
"Fishing is a discipline in the equality of men—for all men are equal before fish."
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."
"The best fisherman I know try not to make the same mistakes over and over again; instead they strive to make new and interesting mistakes and to remember what they learned from them."
"The great charm of fly-fishing is that we are always learning."
"Fishing is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."
"Good things come to those who bait."
"The best time to go fishing is when you can get away."
"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime."
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"I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship."
"Fish: A noun, a verb, an aquatic pastime."
"You're so fishy!"
"I'm o-fish-ially a fish lover."
"Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming."
"Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom."
"I'm a reel catch."
"You know it's true love when you can't bear to fin-ish."
"Fish tales: The only tails worth chasing."
"Don't be koi with me."
"I'm in a 'gill-ty' pleasure kind of mood."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"Life's a beach, just keep swimming."
"I'm a little fish in a big pond, but that won't stop me from making waves."
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"What did one fish say to the other in the tank? Do you know how to drive this thing?"
"Fish don't fry in the kitchen; they swim in the sea."
"You're so fin-tastic!"
"Something fishy is going on here."
"Water you waiting for? Let's fish!"
"Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming..."
"I'm not squidding around, I love fish!"
"I'm hooked on you like a fish on a line."
"What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Salmon royalty."
"When in doubt, paddle out."
"Fish are the only animals that grow faster than the photos of them you post on social media."
"I'm hooked on fishing... for compliments."
"Fish who always act serious are just trying to stay off the hook."
"Fish have quite the fintastic sense of humor."
"I'm not squidding around, fish are the best comedians of the sea."
"What do you call a fish who wears a crown? King Neptune-tuna!"
"I think fish are secretly practicing their stand-up routines underwater."
"Fish are always so busy... they're basically the workaholics of the animal kingdom."
"Don't trust a fish with a secret... they tend to spill everything in the water."
"Some fish are quite the drama queens... or should I say drama guppies?"
"When life gets you down, just keep swimming - the fish mantra."
"Why did the fish get bad grades? Because it was always flunking school."
"Fish don't need to post selfies online... they're already experts at 'shelfies'."
"A fish's weekends are always packed... they're either fishing or being 'reel' lazy."
"Fish puns are so finny, they make me laugh 'till I'm out of breath."
"Fish are the aquatic version of clowns - always ready to make a splash with their jokes."
"If we could understand fish language, we'd probably be laughing all day long."
"A fish's idea of a dream job? A 'reel'-estate agent!"
"Fish may have scales, but they're nothing short of 'fintastic' friends."
"Being a fish must be nice... no taxes, no bills and you get to swim all day."
"Fish jokes are so 'kraken' me up!"
"Fish always know how to carpe diem - or should I say carpe 'd'eau'?"
"Fish are like potato chips - you can't have just one."
"Why don't fish play basketball? They're afraid of the net!"
"Fish are friends, not food."
"Fish are like trees, standing at the edge of water and swaying with the currents."
"Fish are the gossips of the sea."
"Fish are slippery, but so is the truth."
"Fishing without patience is like a fish without fins."
"Fish have a sixth sense - they go with the flow."
"Life is simple, just add water... and fish."
"A fish may love a bird, but where would they live?"
"A day without fishing is like a day without sunshine."
"Teach a man to fish, and he'll sit in a boat all day drinking beer."
"Fish: the only animal that grows the fastest between the time it's caught and the time it's cooked."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy fishing gear, and that's pretty close."
"Some go to church and think about fishing, others go fishing and think about God."
"Fishermen are born honest, but they get over it."
"Fishing is not an escape from life, but often a deeper immersion into it."
"In a sea of people, my eyes will always search for the fisherman."
"The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope."
"The best stories are found between the pages of a fishing logbook."
"When all else fails, take a nap... except when fishing."
"You're never too old to start fishing like you're young."
"The fish can now vote to be caught and eaten."
"Fishing is the sport of drowning worms."
"The fish you didn't catch will always be bigger than the one you did."
"In a world full of fish, be a shark."
"Fish are a misunderstood component of a well-balanced diet."
"I gave my goldfish a perm... now he's a starfish!"
"I'm hooked on fishing for a good laugh."
"Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom!"
"I fish, therefore I am... a master of puns!"
"Fish are friends you can eat."
"The best time to go fishing is when you get the urge."
"I'm in a serious relationship with my goldfish... we're reel-y close."
"Fishing is always a good catch."
"A fish a day keeps the doctor away."
"You're not a true fisherman until you've thrown back more than you've kept."
"Fish: the original aquatic influencers."
"I like big fish and I cannot lie."
"Fishing is a net gain in life."
"Why was the fish so well-educated? It had a lot of schooling."
"In a sea of people, be a fish out of water."
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!"
"I told my pet fish he would never amount to anything... now he's e-fish-ient."
"Fish are friends... 'til you cast your line."
"Keeping things reel since day one."
"A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work."
"Why did the fish get bad grades? Because it was below sea level!"
"Just keep swimming... and maybe you'll find the humor in it."
"Dropped my sushi in the water... now it's a fish roll!"
"Fish: the unsung heroes of seafood puns."
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