99 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Crazy.
"Crazy doesn't run in my family, it practically gallops."
"You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are."
"In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different."
"It's okay to be a glow stick; sometimes we need to break before we shine."
"I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition."
"Do not let your difficulties fill you with anxiety - after all, it is only in the darkest nights that stars shine more brightly."
"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
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"I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells."
"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath."
"Crazy is a relative term in my family; it's a term of endearment."
"All good things are wild and free."
"There is a madness in loving you, a lack of reason that makes it feel so flawless."
"You have to be odd to be number one."
"It's never too late to be what you might have been."
"You're mad, bonkers, completely off your head. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are."
"Just because I'm crazy doesn't mean I'm wrong."
"Normality is a paved road: It's comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it."
"I am not what you think I am. You are what you think I am."
"Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls."
"I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours."
"She's mad, but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire."
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"Crazy isn't being broken, it's taking apart the pieces and reassembling a new one."
"Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed."
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity."
"We're all a little mad here."
"You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter."
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
"I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'."
"It's crazy how much one person can affect you."
"Being crazy isn't enough."
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
"Craziness is like heaven."
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
"I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere."
"The only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy."
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"People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do."
"Craziness is like heaven - everyone wants to go there, but nobody wants to die."
"Some of the best people are crazy."
"I am crazy, but what's wrong with that?"
"Insanity is just a state of mind."
"I'm not crazy, my reality is just different."
"If being crazy means living life as if it matters, then I don't care if we are completely insane."
"I'm crazy and I don't pretend to be anything else."
"Crazy is a lot better than stupid."
"You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps!"
"I'm not crazy; I'm just special."
"I am crazy and I know it, because sane people are boring."
"You say I'm crazy like it's a bad thing."
"Normal is overrated. Crazy is fun!"
"I'm not crazy, my ideas are just more interesting than yours."
"You have to be a little crazy to be sane in this world."
"The trouble with being insane is that you can never have a quiet, sane moment to ponder this."
"Embrace your inner weirdo!"
"I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours."
"You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same."
"Normal is just a setting on the dryer."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"They call us dreamers but we're the ones who don't sleep."
"I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me."
"I'm friends with the voices inside of my head."
"I don't have a short attention span, I just... oh look, a squirrel!"
"The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years."
"Crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I'm crazy, therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy?"
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
"I didn't choose the crazy life, the crazy life chose me."
"I'm not strange, I'm just not normal."
"Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly."
"I'm not insane. My mother had me tested!"
"You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven."
"Remember, as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."
"It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
"I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours."
"Craziness is like heaven - everyone wants to go there but no one wants to die."
"You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me. But it helps."
"I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."
"I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from the common folks."
"Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of society only because their intelligence isn't understood."
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad."
"I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell."
"Some may call it crazy, but I call it a unique perspective on life."
"Crazy is a relative term in my family."
"If you're not a little crazy, we can't be friends."
"Normal is just a setting on the washing machine."
"I'm not crazy, I'm just special."
"It's crazy how the sky is the limit, yet we've landed on the moon."
"I'm not crazy, I prefer the term mentally hilarious."
"If being crazy means living life as if it matters, then I don't mind being completely insane."
"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?"
"Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage."
"I think, therefore I'm single."
"The difference between genius and insanity is measured only by success."
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead."
"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."
"Crazy is a matter of perspective. What fun is there in being normal anyway?"
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