95 result(s) for Die Hard Quotes.
"Yippee ki-yay, motherf****r!"
"No f**king s**t, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
"Just like f**kin' Saigon, eh, Slick?"
"This is their idea of Christmas. I gotta be here for New Year's."
"Ho ho ho, now I have a machine gun."
"Glass? Who gives a s**t about glass?"
"Why the f**k didn't you stop them, John?"
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"So that's what this is about, Hans? A f**kin' robbery?"
"Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself."
"Mother of God, John."
"Christ, I hope that's not a hostage."
"If this is their idea of Christmas, I gotta be here for New Year's."
"That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany."
"Detective, does "
"That's a pretty fountain all right."
"Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
"Put down the gun, and give me my detonators."
"Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. A monkey in the wrench. A pain in the ass."
"No more table! Where are you going to shop now?"
"That's a double negative."
"You'd have made a pretty good cowboy yourself, Hans."
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"Glass? Who gives a s*** about glass?"
"Touching, cowboy. Touching."
"The guy’s a wreck, but he’s fast."
"Hey, partner, what are you gonna do? Arrest me?"
"You're amazing. You figured that all out already?"
"Drop it, dickhead. It’s the police."
"You ask for miracles, Theo, I give you the F.B.I."
"Two points, Tony."
"That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn't show up on your airport X-ray machines, and it costs more than you make in a month."
"Enough jokes. What do you want?"
"Why the f*** didn't you stop them, John? Because then you'd have been dead, too, a*******."
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherf****r!"
"Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the a**."
"Ho-ho-ho. Now I have a machine gun."
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"No one kills him but me."
"Geronimo, motherf****r!"
"Glass. Who gives a s*** about glass?"
"You don't like flying, do you?"
"When you steal $600, you can just disappear. When you steal $600 million, they will find you, unless they think you're already dead."
"McClane! I assume it’s you, McClane. You're going to tell me where you are. And who you're with. And I’m going to stop you."
"You kill us, you kill yourself. That's the game."
"He's inside? Who is he, my tailor?"
"A hero is just a guy who doesn’t give up."
"The code, please."
"Touching, cowboy. Touching. Or should I call you Mr. McClane? Mr. Officer John McClane of the New York Police Department?"
"You have me at a loss. You know my name, but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?"
"For my wife, Holly. The woman I love."
"We're going to need some more FBI guys, I guess."
"You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the F... B... I."
"Just like f***ing Saigon, right, Slick?"
"Yippee-ki-yay, **********!"
"Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the *ss."
"No f***ing sh**! Lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
"Glass? Who gives a sh** about glass?"
"Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."
"C'mon, baby, come to papa. I'll kiss ya **** on New Year's!"
"You won't hurt me. Why? Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen."
"When they touch down, we'll blow the roof; they'll spend a month sifting through rubble, and by the time they figure out what went wrong, we'll be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent."
"Hans, this is Christmas. The time of miracles."
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho."
"This *&^%# is always happening to me."
"You're not pissing in someone's pool, are you?"
"No one kills him but me!"
"The circuits that cannot be cut are cut automatically in response to a terrorist act."
"Booby, who the f*** is driving this car, Stevie Wonder?"
"Hans, bubby, I'm your white knight."
"You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan."
"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
"Happy trails, Hans."
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*****!"
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
"Welcome to the party, pal!"
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."
"Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass."
"If you steal 600, you can disappear. But if you steal 640, they will find you, unless they think you're already dead."
"This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly."
"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
"Sorry, Hans. Wrong guess. Would you like to go for double jeopardy where the scores can really change?"
"I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life."
"When you steal $600, you can disappear. When you steal $600 million, they will find you, unless they think you're already dead."
"Hans, bubby! I'm your white knight!"
"You use a gun, I use a fountain pen. What's the difference?"
"Who said we were terrorists?"
"Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there."
"Bill Clay? Oh, you want the office upstairs. "
"Touching, cowboy. Touching. Or should I call you, Mr. McClane?"
"Think, damn it, think!"
"We do not alter the plan."
"So that's what this is about. Hans, what makes you think I give a s*** about your computer system?"
"Only John can drive somebody that crazy."
"Hans, this s***head does not know what kind of man you are, but I do."
"I must have missed 60 Minutes. What are they saying about the Nakatomi situation?"
"Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate."
"Who are you then? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?"
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