118 result(s) for Funny Quotes About The South.
"In the South, we don't fry chicken. We fry everything."
"Being Southern isn't talking slow, it's living easy."
"In the South, the tea is sweet but the people are sweeter."
"Southern by choice, not by chance."
"Y'all come back now, ya hear?"
"In the South, we don't say 'bless your heart' to be nice. It's a warning."
"Southern girls have a charm that can't be tamed."
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"Around here, we don't hide crazy. We put it on the porch and give it a glass of sweet tea."
"In the South, there are no strangers. Only friends we haven't met yet."
"You know you're in the South when you order sweet tea and they assume you want it pre-sweetened."
"Southern hospitality is good for the soul."
"In the South, we believe in manners and good food."
"Southerners don't take the high road, we take the backroads."
"The South: where tea is sweet, accents are sweeter, and traditions are the richest."
"In the South, there's nothing a little sweet tea and fried chicken can't fix."
"There's nothing more charming than a southern drawl."
"Is it a southern thing? Bless your heart."
"Southern born, Southern bred. When I die, I'll be Southern dead."
"In the South, we don't just cook food, we create masterpieces."
"Darlin', being Southern isn't just a state of mind, it's heart and soul."
"A true Southerner knows that pulled pork and sweet tea are the keys to happiness."
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"You can take me out of the South, but you can't take the South out of me."
"Life's just better when you're Southern."
"In the South, we tell stories. We tell the truth. And if the truth isn't pretty, we do our best to make it funny."
"In the South, the tea is sweet and accents are sweeter. But below the Mason-Dixon line, the past is not forgotten and is not forgiving."
"I was raised in the South, so I have an emotional tie to deed books and titles and old silver and ten cups of sugar in pots of black coffee."
"Southern women can say more with a cut of their eyes than an entire debate club's worth of speeches."
"When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy."
"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."
"The only thing wilder than a Southern woman is the way she loves."
"In the South, if you go back, you very well might lose your mind. But you will also discover your heart."
"If you don't know the difference in good, Southern cornbread and Yankee cornbread, well, bless your heart."
"In the South, the roads have strange names like 'Old Grist Mill Road' or 'Whistle Stop Drive', and people give directions based on where the old Smith barn used to be."
"I wasn't sure if the road was close to my heart, but it was a big corner and I was certain I didn't want to hug close to it."
"In the South, football is as much a part of life as breathing air."
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"Bless your heart, if the South had a mascot, it would be a sweet tea pitcher."
"Being a Southerner is a pleasure and a responsibility. We live life slower but fuller, with a little more love and a whole lot more gravy."
"Southern hospitality isn't just a saying. It's a way of life, y'all."
"Down here, we don't hide crazy. We parade it on the front porch and give it a sweet tea."
"I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today, and I will smile tomorrow. Simply because life is too short to cry for anything."
"There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat."
"In the South, sweet tea isn't just a drink, it's a way of life."
"The South is a place where tea is sweet and accents are sweeter."
"I have Southern in my blood, so I'm naturally drawn to anything fried and sugary."
"Southern summers are not just hot. They're holy."
"Living in the South is all about sweet tea, front porches, and finding reasons to celebrate life."
"In the South, we don't hide crazy. We parade it on the front porch and give it a sweet tea."
"Being from the South is a proud heritage, like having a close-knit family where everyone is slightly crazy but fiercely loyal."
"If you can't handle the heat, you weren't raised in the South."
"Living in the South is like living in a different country. They have sweet tea, drawls, and their own set of unwritten rules."
"Southerners will greet you with a smile and a 'bless your heart,' which may sound sweet, but it's not always a compliment."
"In the South, the closer you get to insane, the more fun you have."
"There are three things you can be sure of in the South: sweet tea, magnolias, and the occasional chicken crossing the road."
"Y'all is the best word to come out of the South. It's a hug for your tongue."
"In the South, 'bless your heart' can either be a term of endearment or a passive-aggressive way of saying you messed up."
"Living in the South means getting overly excited about any temperature below 80 degrees."
"Southern women may look delicate and sweet, but mess with their family and they'll have you running for the hills."
"The South: where family trees are more of a wreath."
"In the South, we don't just cook food, we create masterpieces with love and a lot of butter."
"You can take the girl out of the South, but she'll always find her way back, especially for the biscuits and gravy."
"In the South, there are no strangers, just friends you haven't met yet."
"You know you're in the South when the sweet tea is sweeter than the pie."
"The South: where tea is sweet, accents are sweeter, and the hospitality is always warm."
"My mama always said, 'If you don't have something nice to say, come sit by me and we'll gossip about it.'"
"In the South, time moves a little slower, accents get a little thicker, and hearts are a little warmer."
"In the South, we believe that good food and good company can solve just about anything."
"You can take a girl out of the South, but you can't take her love for Sunday dinners and front porch swings."
"In the South, we don't sweat, we glisten. And trust me, we glisten a lot."
"The South: where football is religion, and sweet tea is a close second."
"Living in the South means knowing that the best kind of therapy sometimes involves a rocking chair and a glass of sweet tea."
"In the South, there is nothing we enjoy more than a good dose of sweet tea and even sweeter hospitality."
"Bless your heart, darlin', that's Southern for 'you done messed up.'"
"I was raised on sweet tea and Southern charm, and let me tell you, they go hand in hand."
"Around here, we don't hide crazy. We parade it down the street and give it a sweet tea."
"The South: where the tea is sweet, but the accents are sweeter."
"Y'all is a Southern state of mind."
"There's no such thing as being too Southern. It's like saying you have too much charm."
"I like my men like I like my biscuits: Southern, fluffy, and a little bit buttery."
"In the South, we don't hide crazy. We put it on the front porch and give it a sweet tea."
"The South: where the food is fried, the tea is sweet, and the accents are sweeter."
"I may not have been born in the South, but I got here as fast as I could."
"In the South, we say 'bless your heart' when we really mean 'you've got a lot to learn.'"
"Southern women are like sweet tea: strong, sweet, and best served with a little sass."
"They say you can't buy happiness, but you can buy a ticket to the South, and that's pretty close."
"I like my tea sweet, my cornbread crumbly, and my Southern charm on full display."
"Some call it the South, I call it home."
"Life is better with a little bit of twang and a whole lot of Southern comfort."
"Honey, in the South, we don't eat to live. We live to eat."
"Southern girls are raised on sweet tea, sass, and a whole lot of grace."
"Around here, we don't say goodbye. We say 'y'all come back now, ya hear?'"
"Southern hospitality is when strangers treat you like family and family treats you like strangers."
"The South may not have it all, but we sure do make the most of what we've got."
"Southern charm is a way of life, not just a pretty phrase."
"I'm not sure what the South is, but it's definitely warmer than here."
"In the South, gravy is considered a beverage."
"Life in the South is sweeter than a glass of sweet tea."
"Down South, we don't hide crazy. We parade it around on the front porch and give it a sweet tea."
"Southern by birth, rebel by choice."
"You can take the girl out of the South, but you can't take the South out of the girl."
"In the South, front porches are for sitting and sweet tea is for sipping."
"The South: Where the tea is sweet and the accents are sweeter."
"Southern charm is a way of life, y'all."
"I wasn't made in the South, but the South is the best thing that ever happened to me."
"In the South, we don't say 'bless your heart' for nothing."
"Southern hospitality isn't just a saying, it's a way of life."
"The South: Where the tea is sweet, but the people are sweeter."
"You know you're in the South when 'Y'all' is a proper noun."
"Being southern isn't just a state of mind, it's a state of heart."
"In the South, we say grace and 'bless your heart' in the same breath."
"The South: Where even the ants have manners."
"Southern girls are like sweet tea: they're best served with a little bit of sass."
"When life gives you lemons, make sweet tea and sit on the porch."
"You can take the girl out of the South, but you can't take the South out of the girl... and why would you want to?"
"Being from the South is a pride that can't be washed away."
"The South may have lost the war, but we never lost our charm."
"In the South, you don't greet people with 'hello', you greet them with 'How's your mama and them?'"
"I wasn't born in the South, but I got here as fast as I could."
"Sweet tea, front porches, and family – the heart of the South."
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