93 result(s) for Friends Show Quotes.
"Could I *be* more...?"
"I'll be there for you"
"It's like all my life everyone has always told me, 'You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!'"
"Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it!"
"This is the end of an era"
"They don't know that we know they know we know"
"I got off the plane"
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"You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight"
"It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo"
"It's Thanksgiving, not Truth Day"
"Once a cheater, always a cheater"
"We were NOT on a break!"
"I wish I could, but I don't want to"
"See? He's her lobster"
"Oh, my eyes! My eyes!"
"Well, perhaps play time is over. You know I must say I'm very, very glad"
"It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!"
"I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"You can’t just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?"
"Are you suggesting that I'm not good in bed?"
"They don’t know that we know they know we know!"
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"We were so on a break, by the way!"
"Could I BE wearing any more clothes?"
"I KNOW!!"
"Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!"
"Why do bad things happen to good people?"
"Oh. My. God!"
"Hey, I'm not so sorry!"
"It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo."
"Could I BE any more of a klutz?"
"I’m not great at advice. Can I offer a sarcastic comment?"
"I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"
"You should have seen it coming, she changes boyfriends even faster than she changes hairstyles!"
"You can’t just kiss Ross! You convinced me to drop my principles! And now I have to beg you to do the same?"
"Pivot! Pivot!"
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"I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!"
"It's like all my life everyone has always told me, 'You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!' Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat!"
"I’m not so great at the advice. Can I interest you in a lie?"
"Seven! Seven! Seven!"
"This is all a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion; it doesn't matter. It's moo."
"I just want a million dollars!"
"Unagi."
"It's like a cow's opinion, you know, it just doesn't matter. It's moo."
"I’m curvy and I like it!"
"You have to stop the Q-tip when there’s resistance!"
"I'm breezy!"
"Ross, you’re a terrible father!"
"Hello, I’m always here for you!"
"Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!"
"You're over me? When were you... under me?"
"It's like all my life everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!'"
"Joey doesn't share food!"
"I'm not that good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"We don't know how long we're gonna be on this planet. We don't know how long we're gonna be on this planet."
"Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You’re gonna love it!"
"Welcome to the real world! It blows. You’re gonna hate it!"
"If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer."
"It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!"
"I'm not so good with the advice... Can I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?"
"I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day."
"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"
"Do you think if you close your eyes really tight, you’ll magically wake up and it’ll be 1995?"
"I'm funny, right? What do you know, you're a door. You only like knock-knock jokes."
"But they don’t know that we know they know we know!"
"It’s like All My Children, but with less sex and more dismemberment."
"Oh, that’s right, you’re a children’s entertainer. Who needs a condom when you have MagiClown?"
"We were so on a break, we forgot to kill each other."
"We were on a break!"
"Could I BE any more...?"
"How you doin'?"
"Oh. My. God."
"Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?"
"Pivot!"
"You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection."
"It's like all my life everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!' Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat!"
"Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You’re gonna love it."
"I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"We were rooting for you, we were all rooting for you! How dare you!"
"He’s her lobster."
"I wish I could, but I don't want to."
"We don’t know how long we have here and we owe it to ourselves to take chances when we can."
"Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?"
"It’s like a cow’s opinion, it just doesn’t matter. It’s moo."
"You can't just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?"
"Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... Did I say that out loud?"
"No uterus, no opinion!"
"The fridge broke, so I had to eat everything."
"Sure, and someone at this table might be the father of my baby."
"I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd reshuffle the food chain."
"You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?"
"Gum would be perfection."
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