67 result(s) for Joe Dirt Quotes.
"It's not what you like, it's the consumer!"
"It's just a hunch, but I'll bet this is gonna suck."
"Is this where you go to find your other sock?"
"The past is gone, like the wind."
"Life is beautiful, man."
"It's not about the destination; it's about the journey."
"What makes a great man is great humility."
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"Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt!"
"Keep on keeping on."
"I got the poo on me!"
"Life's a garden, dig it and make it work for you."
"I'm a rock of Gibraltar, man!"
"Joe Dirt, that's a name."
"Life's a garden, make it work for you."
"I'm your sister, I'm your sister!"
"You ain't no saint, man!"
"I'm on a brand new path, man!"
"You gotta keep your hopes alive."
"Just looking at the cooler, man. Gonna get a little blue."
"What you gotta do is just get your mind right, man."
"I'm gonna grab that bull by the horns and face the blues."
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"Keep on keepin' on."
"You can't have 'no' in your heart."
"I love the Smell of Skunk in the morning."
"Don't try to church it up son."
"Well, for there you go."
"You're talking to Joe Dirt, what's your name?"
"Life is a garden and I dig it, you dig it?"
"To have a garden, is to put the work in it."
"It's not what you like, it's the consumer ball..."
"Only God can judge me."
"You can wear it out."
"You gotta keep your spirits up, man."
"You hit rock bottom, and you don't know where you are."
"You can't have 'no' in your heart. 'No' is not an option, brother."
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"Because on the way to a dream, you get lost and find a better one."
"Sometimes in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself."
"I'm a rock without the roll."
"You can't have 'no' in your heart, brother."
"When you find your home, you make it."
"Life's a garden, man, dig it."
"You gotta keep the dream alive."
"Life's a garden, dig it."
"You gotta keep on keeping on."
"It's not what you like, it's the consumer."
"When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. And then you put some vodka in it."
"I guarantee you, I'll be more help to you dead than alive."
"Home is where you make it."
"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."
"You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."
"Life is a garden, dig it and make it your own."
"Sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you... even if you know it is someplace you know you're not supposed to be."
"Looking at you when I should be looking right past you."
"Don't try to church it up, son."
"You have a younger sister? Your dad was busy!"
"You can't have no in your heart."
"I'm a man, that's for sure, I'm also a fan."
"It's like you're speaking a language that I don't even know."
"Life's about understanding, can't stand on the outside looking in."
"Stuck in a moment and you can't get out of it."
"I can see entirely through your pants."
"You see, you shouldn't drink and bake."
"And you got the new flow tripped out the same way."
"Yeah, it's pretty strong in there."
"I'm new around here, there's a lot I haven't seen."
"I'm your sister, brother, uncle, father, cousin, former roommate, girlfriend, and your new world pastor."
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