114 result(s) for Funny Yearbook Quotes.
"I graduated. Now I'm like smart and stuff."
"I'm too cool for school!"
"I may be quiet, but I know all the answers."
"I survived high school. What's next?!"
"I wish my grades were as good as my playlist."
"I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition."
"I can't adult today or any day."
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"My school motto: 'Do less, get more.'"
"I came, I saw, I made it awkward."
"Graduating with honors... and Netflix."
"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them."
"My yearbook quote is the only thing I wrote this year."
"One day I'll take a really good yearbook photo. Today is not that day."
"I'd like to thank Wikipedia, Google, and copy-paste for my graduation."
"I'm not a player, I just crush a lot...of candy on my phone."
"I can't believe I actually have to graduate to become an adult."
"My diploma is just my ticket to never come back here again."
"School's out forever! Well, at least until I go to college."
"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years...but make sure you get that diploma first."
"I'm not always funny, but when I am, it's in my yearbook."
"I put the 'stud' in study. You're welcome."
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"The only thing I'm committed to is not being committed."
"My yearbook quote is too long to fit in this space. Just kidding."
"I followed my dreams, they were all drunk."
"Sorry, I'm late, I didn't want to come."
"I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."
"I may be quiet, but I have so much to say... on social media."
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me."
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinate."
"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do."
"I wasn't mad, I was just testing your investigative skills."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice."
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"I'm not like other girls. I'm worse."
"I'm not shy, I'm just good at figuring out who's worth talking to."
"I think, therefore I'm single."
"Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day."
"I wear black to mourn the loss of my motivation."
"Stressed, blessed, and yearbook obsessed."
"I didn't fail high school, high school failed me."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just saving my energy for the future."
"The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary."
"I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake."
"I may be quiet in class, but I have a lot to say in my yearbook."
"Dear sleep, I'm sorry I hated you when I was in high school."
"I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me - in pottery class."
"My graduation speech: I would like to thank Google, Wikipedia, and copy-paste."
"I finally learned how to right good."
"I may be graduating, but I'll always be a student of life."
"High school: the only place where 'Shh' is a real conversation."
"I'm starting a new chapter, but I'm pretty sure I'm in the wrong book."
"I graduated, now I'm like a smart person and stuff."
"Can I be excused? My brain is full."
"Well, I did it. And I didn't even have to bribe anyone."
"Remember, as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice and normal family."
"High school taught me how to grow plants without soil...I grew relationships."
"I can't believe I did it, but here I am subscribing to adulthood."
"My diploma is just my ticket to never attending high school again."
"I survived high school by making it my comedy special."
"High school is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a worthless fork."
"My high school superlative: 'Most likely to take a selfie with the principal.'"
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened...and I have the yearbook to prove it."
"Just remember, you can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets."
"I put the 'hot' in psychotic."
"I am not lazy, I am on energy-saving mode."
"Under construction: always changing, never complete."
"I would like to thank Wikipedia for getting me through school."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"I speak fluent sarcasm."
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me adult."
"I'm a huge fan of procrastination. Just wait until you see me excel at it tomorrow."
"I put the 'stud' in studying."
"Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."
"I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
"I haven't slept for... well, since my freshman year."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I followed my dreams, they took me everywhere but class."
"I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional."
"I haven't failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
"I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"My parents told me I could be anything, so I became sarcastic."
"I'm not saying I'm Batman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in a room together."
"I told my parents I wanted to be a comedian. They laughed."
"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
"I've tried, failed, and never tried again. So much easier that way."
"I wish common sense was more common."
"I was born to stand out, not fit in."
"I can't believe I'm finally done with this place... until the reunion in 10 years."
"I only came for the free food at the senior banquet."
"If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can't, thank a senior."
"I spent 180 days trying to act like I know what I'm doing."
"Sorry for what I said during tech week."
"Voted most likely to start a flash mob in the cafeteria."
"My future is so bright, I have to wear shades... and a cap and gown."
"Remember, the more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake."
"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead for the rest of the yearbook."
"I don't always study, but when I do, it's the night before the exam."
"It's not procrastination, it's a time-management skill set that few understand."
"I'm not a drop-out, I'm a stop-out. Gotta take a break before I break."
"Duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound."
"Most likely to trip up the stairs and still make it to class on time."
"In case of fire, exit the building before posting it on Snapchat."
"I was told there'd be a prize for showing up, still waiting for it."
"I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I graduated... how about you?"
"Senioritis level: expert. Symptoms include: not showing up."
"High school is like a spork: it's a flawed hybrid of two things that shouldn't be combined."
"I may be a senior, but I'm a freshman at life."
"I've been preparing for the real world since kindergarten. This is just the backstage pass."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastination."
"The tassel was worth the hassle... kind of."
"My report card is a mix of As and Bs, just like my personality."
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