77 result(s) for Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes.
"I have a crush on your mind, I fell for your personality, and your looks are just a big bonus."
"I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger."
"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody else liked them. Set them free again."
"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there."
"I wish you to know that you have been the last dream of my soul."
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."
"Love is a cunning weaver of fantasies and fables."
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"Love is like war: easy to begin, but very hard to stop."
"I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul."
"I love you right up to the moon and back."
"I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you."
"I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but... I want to spend every irritating minute with you."
"I love being in love; it's the best feeling in the world."
"I love you more than yesterday, less than tomorrow."
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
"The best thing to hold onto in life is each other."
"True love stories never have endings."
"I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday."
"Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you."
"I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's giving me now!"
"I love you like a love song, baby."
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"I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"
"I'm not single, I'm romantically challenged."
"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"
"I may not be your first date, kiss or love...but I want to be your last everything."
"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch."
"I wish your Valentine's Day is as sweet as you are."
"Love is an engraved invitation to grief."
"Love is metaphysical gravity."
"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
"I love you more than chocolate, and that's saying a lot."
"I like me better when I'm with you."
"Love is the greatest refreshment in life."
"A true love story never ends."
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
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"I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you."
"Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love, and you fall forever."
"I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours, I watched whatever I wanted on TV."
"Love is a two-way street constantly under construction."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"True love is singing karaoke under pressure."
"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week."
"Valentine's Day is for couples. Us SINGLES have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy ourselves!"
"Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone."
"Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing."
"They should make a bubblegum flavor of spinach. They should make a spinach flavor of bubblegum."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
"Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women like to be a man's last romance."
"Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day."
"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
"Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination."
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties."
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
"Love is a grave mental disease."
"I wanted to buy you flowers, but I thought they might get jealous of your beauty."
"I wish there was a word more than 'love' itself to convey what I feel for you."
"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
"A kiss is a lovely trick that is designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
"Love is a game that two can play and both win."
"Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots."
"A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love."
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."
"Love is being stupid together."
"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell."
"All you need is love... and a cupcake."
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
"Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January."
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
"There's nothing that I wouldn't do to make you feel my love."
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it."
"I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger."
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