94 result(s) for The Big Lebowski Quotes.
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"
"Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit."
"Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?"
"I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish."
"You're killing your father, Larry!"
"Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you."
"Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos."
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"No, no, Marge... it's a league game."
"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm The Dude."
"Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?"
"Obviously you're not a golfer."
"I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information! New shit has come to light!"
"The Dude: What's in the fucking carrier? Walter Sobchak: Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. The Dude: You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?"
"You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain."
"I can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man."
"Walter: You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know... Maude Lebowski: Walter, what is the point? Walter: There's no fucking reason."
"It really tied the room together, did it not?"
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man."
"I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. That or, His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
"You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an a**hole."
"Am I the only one around here who gives a s**t about the rules?"
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"Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?"
"Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."
"The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude."
"You said it, man. Nobody f**** with the Jesus."
"Lady, I got friends who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant."
"You have your story, I have mine."
"This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
"I'll be back in a Jiffy"
"Don't mention Walter to Bunny. I don't want the son of a b***h anywhere around her."
"Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps!"
"Must be exhausting."
"A f****** stranger has been pissing on my rug!"
"You're dealing with a lot of 'What if's?' here. Let me tell you, 'What ifs?' will haunt you."
"Her life is in your hands."
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"Mark it zero!"
"Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you mess with the warrior?"
"We're out of our element, Donny."
"You're killing your father, Larry."
"You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie."
"Nihilists! Screw it."
"This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
"Am I the only one around here who gives a s*** about the rules?"
"That's what you get for f***ing a stranger in the ***!"
"If you will it, it is no dream."
"Strong men also cry. Strong men also cry."
"What's a nihilist?"
"This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous."
"That rug really tied the room together."
"The Dude abides."
"Mind if I do a J?"
"I am the walrus."
"Walter, you're not wrong, you're just an a**hole."
"Nobody f***s with the Jesus."
"You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know..."
"This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous."
"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it."
"I don't need your sympathy, I need my Johnson."
"Just take it easy, man."
"Has the whole world gone crazy?"
"Smokey, this is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
"And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man."
"I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or, uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
"Forget about the f***ing toe!"
"Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."
"I could be just sitting here with just pee stains on my rug."
"It's all a goddamn fake. Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit."
"I had a rough night and I hate the f***ing Eagles, man!"
"Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of s**t."
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
"The rug really tied the room together."
"I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh, His Dudeness, or, uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
"Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man."
"This aggression will not stand, man."
"Careful, man, there's a beverage here!"
"Shut the f*** up, Donny!"
"Nihilists! F*** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos."
"I don't roll on Shabbos."
"Eight-year-olds, Dude."
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"
"The bums will always lose! Do you hear me, Lebowski?"
"Obviously, you're not a golfer."
"At least I'm housebroken."
"You said it, man. Nobody f***s with the Jesus."
"What is this day of rest s***? What's this bulls***?"
"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me."
"This is our concern, Dude."
"You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an a**hole."
"Strong men also cry."
"Wu is weak. You're killing your father, Larry!"
"Donny, you're out of your element!"
"Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski!"
"Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of s***."
"We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson."
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