102 result(s) for Funny Quotes On Shirts.
"I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong."
"I don't give a flock."
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"I'm not short, I'm vertically efficient."
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
"Coffee, because adulting is hard."
"Always give 100% - unless you're donating blood."
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"I can't adult today. Please don't make me adult."
"I run on caffeine, chaos, and cuss words."
"Too glam to give a damn."
"I'm not bossy, I have leadership skills."
"My life is a joke, but I'm not laughing."
"I'm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?"
"I'm not short-tempered, I just have a quick reaction to BS."
"I wish common sense was more common."
"I'm not yelling, this is just my normal tone of voice."
"Don't make me use my teacher voice."
"Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin."
"I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts"
"My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work"
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right"
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"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode"
"I'm silently correcting your grammar"
"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized"
"I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong"
"I speak fluent sarcasm"
"I don't sugarcoat. I'm not Willy Wonka"
"I don't need anger management. I need people to stop p***ing me off"
"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition"
"I'm not a morning person. Don't pull that bright and sunny crap on me"
"I'm too glam to give a damn"
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinate"
"I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me"
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it"
"I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you"
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"I'm not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing"
"I would exercise, but it makes ice cream melt"
"I don't need therapy, I need a hug"
"I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode"
"I may be wrong, but I doubt it"
"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem"
"I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong"
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode."
"I can't adult today, please don't make me adult."
"This is my too tired to function shirt."
"I run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts."
"I speak fluent movie quotes."
"This is my happy hour shirt."
"My sarcasm is on another level."
"I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional."
"I don't snore, I dream I'm a motorcycle."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing."
"I'm not perfect, but I'm limited edition."
"I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was speaking to someone who adores Mondays."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"I'd tell you to go to hell, but I don't want to see you again."
"I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I won't intimidate you."
"I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinate."
"Sarcasm is my love language."
"I'm not shy, I'm just good at figuring out who's worth talking to."
"I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
"Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come."
"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
"I am silently correcting your grammar."
"I may be old but I got to see all the cool bands."
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
"I'm not a morning person, I'm not even a person."
"I like long walks away from everyone."
"I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social."
"I can't adult today, tomorrow doesn't look good either."
"I don't need Google, my wife knows everything."
"I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
"I can't keep calm, I'm a Gemini."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastination."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Cereal Killer"
"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
"I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition."
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"I paused my game to be here."
"I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."
"I'm not clumsy, everything just gets in my way."
"Caution: Easily distracted by dogs"
"I may be wrong, but I doubt it."
"I'm silently correcting your grammar."
"My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't know if I'm kidding or not."
"I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person. I'm a 'when I'm asleep' person."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed."
"I don't need anger management. You just need to stop making me angry."
"I speak fluent sarcasm."
"It's too 'a.m.' for me."
"Chaos Coordinator"
"I may be a disaster, but at least I'm a hot mess."
"I am not a player, I'm the game."
"I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
"I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing."
"I can't adult today."
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