91 result(s) for Funny Tshirts Quotes.
"I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
"My sarcasm is 100% natural."
"I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong."
"I'm not a morning person, or an afternoon person. Let's just say I'm not a person."
"I'm not clumsy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
"I'm not shy, I'm just good at figuring out who's worth talking to."
"I like to stay in my own lane, 'less I'm merging into yours."
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"I'd be unstoppable if I could just get started."
"I am not lazy, I am on energy-saving mode."
"Sarcasm is my love language."
"I don't have a beer belly, I have a sturdy tummy for aching pints."
"My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not."
"I'm not trying to be difficult, it just comes naturally."
"I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional.'"
"I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts."
"I am currently unsupervised. I know, it freaks me out too."
"Sarcasm: Because punching people is frowned upon."
"I never finish anythi"
"I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you."
"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them."
"I might look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head, I'm quite busy."
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"I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
"I paused my game to be here."
"I'm not a complete idiot, there are some pieces missing."
"I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding, I drink wine in yoga pants."
"I'm not a morning person. Don't pull back the covers, it's a trap!"
"I'm only as strong as the coffee I drink and the hairspray I use."
"I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not you."
"I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just extremely productive at unimportant things."
"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
"I'm not a control freak, you're just doing it wrong."
"I'm not a morning person. Do not speak to me until I've had my coffee."
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
"I run on coffee, sarcasm, and lipstick."
"Sarcasm level: Expert."
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"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
"I'm just here for the food."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinate."
"I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
"Been there, done that, got the t-shirt."
"I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands."
"I'm silently correcting your grammar."
"I'm not antisocial, I'm selectively social."
"I'm just a Poe-boy, nobody loves me."
"I'd flex but I like this shirt too much."
"I do yoga to relieve stress... Just kidding, I drink wine in yoga pants."
"I run on coffee, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts."
"I put the pro in procrastinate."
"Ctrl+Alt+Defeat"
"I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient."
"I put the 'un' in 'fun'."
"I'm not a morning person. I'm not an evening person. I'm just not a person at all."
"I'm multitasking: ignoring several things at once."
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me adult."
"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
"I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
"I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing."
"I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge."
"I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on a disk somewhere."
"I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition."
"Coffee, because adulting is hard."
"My alone time is for everyone's safety."
"I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister."
"If you're happy and you know it, it's your meds."
"I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Sarcasm: just one of the many services I offer."
"I may be wrong, but I doubt it."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastination."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome."
"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
"I'm not clumsy, everything just gets in my way."
"I don't need Google, my wife knows everything."
"I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. Actually, I'm not a person at all before my coffee."
"I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
"Caution: easily distracted by shiny objects."
"I ran out of sick days, so I called in dead."
"I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing."
"I speak fluent sarcasm."
"Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries."
"I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours."
"I'm not young, I'm just inexperienced."
"I have mixed drinks about feelings."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"I'm not single, I'm romantically challenged."
"I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"I don't need an inspirational quote, I need coffee."
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