Memorable Nacho Libre Quotes

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"They are laughing at me, not with me."
Nacho Libre
"Beneath the clothes, we find a man, and beneath the man, we find his... nucleus."
Nacho Libre
"You are the flesh of God!"
Nacho Libre
"It's the best, I loove it."
Nacho Libre
"But I believe in science."
Nacho Libre
"Stretchy pants are fantastic. It's for fun."
Nacho Libre
"Great. Excellent."
Nacho Libre
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"Take it easy!"
Nacho Libre
"I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand to wipe my tears."
Nacho Libre
"I am not listening to you. You only believe in science. That's probably why we never win."
Nacho Libre
"Let them pull... my stretchy pants... down."
Nacho Libre
"I'm a little concerned right now. There's been a lot of disrespect to me."
Nacho Libre
"They'll taste the wrath of Gaffigan!"
Nacho Libre
"Life is good, I believe that there's good in the world."
Nacho Libre
"Well, you don't know that."
Nacho Libre
"Just because people are making fun of you, doesn't mean you have to eat worms. Do you believe in anything?"
Nacho Libre
"I just want you to know that I hate you. You are the reason for all of my pain and suffering."
Nacho Libre
"I don't get it. I can do whatever I feel like."
Nacho Libre
"It's the best. All the other orphans are just jealous and want to be my best friend."
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun."
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"They laugh at me because I am different. I laugh at them because they are all the same."
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
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"I need professional equipment to protect the valuable Holy documents."
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"Listen, I know it is not a good time to do God's work."
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"Ramses is number one."
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"Take it easy' is a song by The Eagles. It's a very good song."
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"I want you guys to know that I can do exactly what you do."
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"They don't think I know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do."
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"Maybe someday you can be on 'Top Chef.' My muffins would be a hit."
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"I am a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?"
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"I am not listening to your bull. You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!"
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"My nana used to say I have the best laugh."
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"And in the honor of the birth of your son, I'm going to kick your butt!"
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"I am a-singing at the party, I am singing it's my turn to sing at this party."
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"I'm really cool. I come all the time."
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"Yes, and I cannot believe how much you've grown."
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
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"Butterflies bring good luck, stars bring good luck, and your face brings good luck."
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"Someday, I will be a beautiful butterfly and then everything will be better."
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"Work is going well. I am learning a lot about science."
Jack Black as Nacho Libre
"Surrounded by those you love. I wish I could say the same."
Nacho Libre
"It's the best. It's fantastic!"
Nacho Libre
"You are the be-est. You are the be-est."
Nacho Libre
"Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room."
Nacho Libre
"You can have your tape back! I have my own tape!"
Nacho Libre
"If you were a man I'd punch you. I'd punch you right in the mouth."
Nacho Libre
"I'm just gonna…I'm gonna get out of there."
Nacho Libre
"These are my recreation clothes."
Nacho Libre
"I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!"
Nacho Libre
"I looked like a fool last night!"
Nacho Libre
"I am the gatekeeper of my own darkness!"
Nacho Libre
"They'll never stop covering me in hot, delicious cheese."
Nacho Libre
"Listen, I know that the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, the clothes, the free creams and lotions, but my life is good! Really good!"
Nacho Libre
"I need professional help."
Nacho Libre
"We do not win against the... the Yankees of Mexico!"
Nacho Libre
"I am a-singing at the party, I am singing, it's my turn to sing, at this partaaaay!"
Nacho Libre
"Silence brothers, this is the worst lunch I ever had. Really."
Nacho Libre
"I'm not listening to you. You only believe in Science."
Nacho Libre
"You are worthless, A-Jeus!"
Nacho Libre
"When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun."
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"Chancho, I need to borrow some sweats!"
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"Sister Encarnación... where is the bathroom?"
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"Beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man, we find his... nucleus."
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"Take it easy. What would you like to do if you had time?"
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"I am a-singing at the party! I am singing it's my turn to sing at this party."
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"Listen, I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, the clothes, and the free creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning... at 5 AM and make some soup!"
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"I need them."
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"Orphans, listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face... or a punch to the face... but you cannot do it. Because, it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbour."
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"Okay... you guys. I think they are ready... for, you know, to be with people."
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"Sister? I've been thinking..."
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"My frijoles! You'll pay for my frijoles!"
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"I'm not listening to you! You only believe in science. That's probably why we never win!"
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"The Lord is good to me. And so I thank the Lord... For giving me the things I need."
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"I'm not gonna be able to get my butterfly knife."
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"It was when I was younger, I was a bit of a loner. Not a loser, just a bit of a loner."
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"I don't believe in God, I believe in science."
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"Hey, you! Look! It's a flying n... nun."
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"Those eggs were a lie."
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"Please, leave me alone!"
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"Well, you don't need to be modest, Ignacio. You might just be the best friar who's ever played in Nacho Libre"
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"I don't want to get paid to lose! I wanna win!"
Ignacio/Nacho Libre
"I am a-singing at the party. I am singing it's my turn to sing at this party."
Nacho Libre
"I HATE ALL THE ORPHANS IN THE WORLD!"
Nacho Libre
"Get that corn outta my face!"
Nacho Libre
"Let's get down to the nitty gritty, let's get this over with."
Nacho Libre
"It's the best, tasty. It's just fantastic."
Nacho Libre
"I don't believe in God. I believe in science."
Nacho Libre
"I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun."
Nacho Libre
"Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants."
Nacho Libre
"I am a-singing at the party, I am singing it's my turn to sing at this party!"
Nacho Libre
"Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?"
Nacho Libre
"It sucks to be me right now!"
Nacho Libre
"Sometimes, when you are a man, you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun."
Nacho Libre
"Come on! Come to me, beautiful! You are not afraid of me. Come, I am ready!"
Nacho Libre
"They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!"
Nacho Libre
"I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast."
Nacho Libre
"I am a disciple of cinema, just like yourself."
Nacho Libre
"I need to borrow some sweats. I've got the ones I have are all dirty."
Nacho Libre
"You are the beatest!"
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"I used my savings to buy wrestling tights..."
Nacho Libre
"I don't have skills, but I have the heart."
Nacho Libre
"Ahh... the eagle powers come to me this day!"
Nacho Libre
"Oh, these are my recreation clothes. I wear them for doing recreational things."
Nacho Libre
"I think me and my friend can do it!"
Nacho Libre
"Beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man, we find... his... nucleus."
Nacho Libre
"Slap hands!"
Nacho Libre
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