64 result(s) for Quotes From Office Space.
"I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday."
"It's not just about me, it's about the morale of the office."
"Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."
"I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to!"
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment."
"I'm a free man, and I haven't had my coffee."
"PC Load Letter? What the f*** does that mean?"
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"My stapler. If they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire."
"You're gonna have to come in on Saturday."
"Ummm, yeah. I'm gonna need you to go ahead and move your desk again."
"I work at Initech, which should be a 15-minute job."
"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Can you repeat everything you said?"
"What is it you say you do here?"
"I told those fudge packers I liked Michael Bolton's music."
"Excuse me? I believe you have my stapler."
"I'll set the building on fire."
"I'll be showing her my 'O' face."
"Just a moment! Almost done."
"I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday."
"I'd say in a given week, I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work."
"PC Load Letter? What the heck does that mean?"
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"Is this good for the company?"
"I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that?"
"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it."
"Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and move your desk again."
"I'm a Michael Bolton fan. Could you sign my copy of your CD?"
"What would you say you do here?"
"I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people!"
"It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us!"
"Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door, that way Lumbergh can't see me."
"Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?"
"I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in the dictionary."
"We need to talk about your TPS reports."
"I'm just not sure about the culture here, you know?"
"I work just hard enough not to get fired."
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"What's happening? What's happening?"
"You know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired."
"I'm a people person! I know how to deal with people!"
"We're gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Nagheenanajar."
"I believe you have my stapler."
"I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday."
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."
"We're gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway."
"PC load letter?! What the **** does that mean?!"
"Two chicks at the same time, man."
"Did you get the memo?"
"I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'"
"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear."
"But the thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."
"I'm just not sure about that right now."
"Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and move you're desk back a little further."
"Well, I do believe that the problems of three little people do indeed amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."
"Don't worry about it! I understand how software company IPOs work."
"She is, uh, capable, warm, and willing."
"Kung Fu is the best!"
"I'm a people person. I'm good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that?! What the hell is wrong with you people?! I'm good at dealing with people!"
"I could set the building on fire."
"The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."
"Well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."
"Office space. It’s about dealing with the fact that we've lost the dream, that at some point in our lives we've settled."
"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"Every weekday is the worst day of my life."
"The thing is, I'm just kind of hanging out."
"I have eight different bosses right now."
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