Memorable Quotes From Home Alone

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"You're what the French call 'les incompetent.'"
Marv
"Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!"
Kevin McCallister
"Buzz, your girlfriend - woof!"
Kevin McCallister
"We're the wet bandits!"
Harry
"You're what the French call Les Incompetent."
Marv
"Merry Christmas filthy animal."
Kevin McCallister
"You're a disease."
Kevin McCallister
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"SWoof! Buzz, your girlfriend!"
Kevin
"You guys give up?"
Kevin McCallister
"Merry Christmas you filthy animal."
Kevin McCallister
"Excuse me, where's the lobby?"
Kevin McCallister
"Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner."
Kevin McCallister
"I don't think so."
Kevin McCallister
"We're the Wet Bandits."
Harry Lyme
"Hang up the phone and make me, why don'tcha?"
Kevin McCallister
"I hope I never see any jerks again."
Kevin McCallister
"You're what the French call 'Les Incompetents.'"
Buzz McCallister
"Buzz, your girlfriend! Woof!"
Kevin McCallister
"Harry, I've reached the top!"
Marv Merchants
"Kevin, you're what the French call les incompétents."
Buzz McCallister
"I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property."
Kevin McCallister
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"Buzz, your girlfriend, woof."
Kevin McCallister
"Merry Christmas, you filthy animal."
Gangster Johnny
"Look what you did, you little jerk."
Frank McCallister
"Kevin, you are completely helpless."
Kate McCallister
"I'm living alone... I'm living alone."
Kevin McCallister
"I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap."
Kevin McCallister
"First I'll call the cops. Then I'll call the pizza guy."
Kevin McCallister
"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal, and a Happy New Year."
Gangster Johnny
"You know, if you'd have been more cheerful, then maybe... just maybe I would have listened to you."
Kate McCallister
"Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?"
Kevin McCallister
"You were a real jerk last time, you know that?"
Old Man Marley
"Santy don't visit the funeral home, little buddy."
Marv Merchants
"I'm not afraid anymore. Do you hear me? I'm not afraid anymore!"
Old Man Marley
"It's a little baby tike car, you know, one of them child-proof deals."
Harry Lime
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"Feed me, ya moron!"
Gangster Johnny
"Last night, kid... I won't forget it. I turned on the TV and watched for a while."
Old Man Marley
"Ma'am, do you live here?"
Policeman
"You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid."
Old Man Marley
"Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!"
Kevin McCallister
"I'm not afraid anymore."
Kevin McCallister
"If you have to, you can use a vise."
Old Man Marley
"Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen."
Kate McCallister
"Keep the change, you filthy animal."
Kevin McCallister
"Do you guys give up, or are you thirsty for more?"
Kevin McCallister
"I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!"
Kevin McCallister
"He's a kid. Kids are stupid."
Frank McCallister
"You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?"
Kevin McCallister
"It's too bad snakes don't walk."
Marv Merchants
"Look at what you did, you little jerk!"
Frank McCallister
"I don't think so. That's my dad's favorite fishin' hat."
Old Man Marley
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"
Hotel Guest
"Let's give him to the count of ten."
Harry Lyme
"Oh, they're just like a bunch of little kids."
Marv Merchants
"Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff. You'd better come out and pound me!"
Kevin McCallister
"I got a new calling card. You better watch out."
Marv Merchants
"Perhaps you should give him to count of ten, Marv."
Harry Lyme
"A lovely cheese pizza, just for me."
Kevin McCallister
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
Gangster Johnny
"I'm living alone, I'm living alone!"
Kevin McCallister
"Look what you did, you little jerk!"
Frank McCallister
"Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"
Kevin McCallister
"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!"
Gangster Johnny
"Kevin, you are such a disease!"
Buzz McCallister
"This is it. Don't get scared now."
Kevin McCallister
"If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken?"
Gus Polinski
"Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi."
Leslie McCallister
"Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale."
Kate McCallister
"I'm not afraid anymore!"
Kevin McCallister
"Down here, you big horse's ass!"
Kevin McCallister
"I made my family disappear."
Kevin McCallister
"You guys give up, or are you thirsty for more?"
Kevin McCallister
"Keep the tar change, you filthy animal."
Gangster Johnny
"Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm going to let you go."
Old Man Marley
"I hope you don't mean the one I left in my room because that one's personal."
Kevin McCallister
"If you have something to say, say it."
Kate McCallister
"This is my house, I have to defend it."
Kevin McCallister
"Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?"
Kevin McCallister
"Put it in the microwave for about a minute and a half. It's really good on a cold night."
Mr. McCallister
"No clothes on anybody, sickening."
Kate McCallister
"He uses a term like 'miniscule' to describe his own intelligence."
Karen McCallister
"Losers, they're just tools who never had a scary story."
Kevin McCallister
"Let's get them while they're hot."
Stella
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