100 result(s) for Wednesday Addams Quotes.
"I'm not shy. I'm not shy. I'm not shy."
"I'll stop smiling if you stop staring."
"I hate everything."
"I'm not a girl scout."
"I'm not a victim."
"I'll play your little games. You have my attention."
"I'll be happy when I'm dead."
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"I'll stop being sarcastic when people stop being idiots."
"I'll determine when I'm ready for the world to know my dark secrets."
"I'll live forever, or die trying."
"I'd hate for something to happen to you before you had a chance to disappoint me."
"Curiouser and curiouser."
"I'll never be like other people, but that's alright, because I'm a monster."
"I'll be ready to have fun when fun is ready to have me."
"I'll play your little games, but first, you have to understand the rules."
"Why be a show-off when you can be a show-stopper?"
"I'll be polite when you deserve it."
"I'll be happy when unicorns fly over rainbows."
"Aren't you a little old for lemonade?"
"I'm not sure which is more unbearable, Mr. Glick or spending two hours in that urine factory they call a summer camp."
"I'll play with them, and torture them, and protect them until my dying day."
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"I have a question. How hard is it to breathe down here?"
"You have gone too far. You have married Fester. You have destroyed his spirit. You have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie..."
"I'm Wednesday. I'm my brother Pugsley. This is my father, Gomez."
"I'd hate it if something happened to you."
"I'm awake. I wish I wasn't."
"My entire life is 'I'd like to see that'."
"You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges."
"I'm not perky, but at least I'm not like everybody's mother."
"I don't want to be in the pageant. I want to be behind the camera."
"I'll try and be more optimistic when my life becomes less of a horror movie."
"Our parents are having a baby too. They had sex."
"None of us knows when love will come, find us, invade our lives, or dissapear in the night. Tonight, my darling, we'll start with tenderness."
"Oh, I hope in the chaos you find a friend."
"Why are you dressed like somebody died?"
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"I think it's pleasant here. It's pleasant here."
"I'm homicidally dangerous with a sharp blade."
"I was a dancer before I became nothing."
"I have a special fondness for the tortured souls."
"I don't think that anyone’s wearing a costume. This is who we are."
"When I decide to crush someone, it’s because I feel like it."
"I'm not shy. I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you."
"I have a macabre sense of humor."
"I’ll stop being moody when you stop being annoying."
"I'll never forget the time I found out what it felt like to actually be believed in."
"I'm not shy about stealing other people's dogs."
"I don’t want to be in the wedding. I want to be at the wedding."
"You have to suffer to be beautiful."
"Why I'd be miserable if I went to a happy school."
"I'm a homicidal maniac - they look just like everyone else."
"Aren't they to die for?"
"I don't want to be happy. I just want to be left alone."
"I'm allergic to feelings."
"I'm not afraid of heights... I'm afraid of widths."
"I think that people are more than usually happy in situations like this."
"Being normal is vastly overrated."
"I'll continue the research that my family started."
"I'll play with any toy that doesn't make noise."
"I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you."
"I'm smiling on the inside."
"I'll be morose when I want to be, thank you."
"I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else."
"I have a question... if I cut my leg off and swung it at someone, would that be considered hitting them or kicking them?"
"My hobbies include long walks in the cemetery."
"I'm not mean, I'm honest."
"I'm not disturbed, I'm unusual."
"I'm not good with small talk, so let's just sit here in silence."
"I'll sleep when I'm dead... or tonight, whichever comes first."
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
"Don't ever cross me. But if you do, do it slowly."
"I'm not a princess, I don't need saving."
"I have a dark side, but you haven't seen anything yet."
"I'm the queen of my own little world, thank you very much."
"I may look sweet, but I have a dagger hidden beneath my dress."
"The only thing I like about mornings is that they prove I didn't die in my sleep."
"I have mixed drinks about my feelings."
"I have the soul of a gypsy, the heart of a hippie, and the spirit of a warrior."
"I don't need a superhero, I am one."
"I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color."
"Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly."
"My entire childhood was a lie."
"I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness, so I don't intimidate you."
"I'm smiling. That alone should scare you."
"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sadist."
"Pugsley, sit in the chair. Not on Fester."
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."
"Are they made from real Girl Scouts?"
"I'll play your game... you're in the hole!"
"I'm on a very special diet. Mostly salads. Almost entirely. Mostly salads. Mostly."
"I think I'll donate this dress to the "
"It has been a pleasant evening. Good night. I'm going to bed."
"Not to worry. We have everything under control."
"I, personally, don't have anything against you. I cannot say the same for my siblings."
"I'm a psychiatrist. I am renting a room to see patients."
"I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else."
"I could set the house on fire."
"You severely underestimate my apathy."
"I'm not perky."
"Wait. We just want to terrorize him, not kill him."
"This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else."
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