116 result(s) for Funny Grave Marker Quotes.
"Well, this is a plot twist."
"I always knew I'd end up here, but not this soon."
"I'll be back... as a zombie!"
"See you on the other side—hopefully not too soon."
"Just decomposing over here."
"I guess this is one way to get some peace and quiet."
"Death by natural causes: A tree fell on me."
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"I came, I saw, I decomposed."
"I should have listened to my doctor."
"At least I don't have to pay taxes anymore."
"You should see the other guy."
"Here lies an atheist; all dressed up and no place to go."
"Put me on the organ donor list, I'm done with mine."
"I finally found some peace and quiet. It's kind of boring."
"Is it just me or is it getting kind of drafty in here?"
"Remember me as I was... not like this!"
"I guess this is what they meant by resting in peace."
"Died while laughing at own joke. Irony is the real killer."
"I told you I was feeling a little buried."
"Here lies the last man who volunteered for jury duty."
"Do I still get Wi-Fi down here?"
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"Well, this sucks."
"I finally got the last word."
"I'll be back... maybe."
"Don't mourn for me, I'm already haunting someone else."
"See you on the other side... if I make it!"
"I always said I wanted to be six feet under."
"Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go."
"It's dead boring down here."
"This place could use some better Wi-Fi."
"I'm just here for the eternal nap."
"Not all who wander are lost... but I was."
"Finally, some peace and quiet... except for all the other dead people."
"Death: the ultimate chill pill."
"If you're reading this, I'm not impressed."
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"Who says you can't take it with you? I've got bills to pay!"
"I died for your sins... well, not really."
"This isn't what I meant by 'taking a dirt nap.'"
"I guess I pushed my luck one too many times."
"Lost in peace."
"At least the worms are friendly."
"Death: the ultimate weight loss program."
"Dead men tell no tales... but clearly I do."
"To whoever stole my liver: you can keep it."
"I swear, I didn't see that bus coming."
"I told you I was sick!"
"Well, this sucks!"
"I'd rather be shopping."
"I could use a vacation right about now."
"At least I don't have to mow the lawn anymore."
"Don't mourn for me, I am in a better place... or am I?"
"I left the oven on."
"I came. I saw. I decomposed."
"See you on the other side... maybe."
"Is it cold in here or is it just me?"
"Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and no place to go."
"I guess I won't be needing these shoes anymore."
"It's too quiet down here."
"I finally found some peace... and quiet."
"Brace yourselves, I'm coming back as a ghost."
"Why hello there, feeling a bit grave today?"
"I'll be haunting you... or will I?"
"I always said I'd quit smoking one way or another."
"See you later, alligator... oh wait, I'm the one in the ground."
"Don't worry, I'll save you a spot next to me."
"Why the long face? You're not the one buried here."
"Died once, not planning on doing it again."
"I bet you can't guess what the real killer was."
"I wanted to be cremated, but this works too."
"I'll be back... in another life!"
"Reserving my spot for the afterlife."
"I always knew I'd end up here."
"Dead but still kicking."
"Do I get Wi-Fi here?"
"It was fun while it lasted."
"Don't mourn me, I'm onto my next adventure."
"I couldn't resist the grave temptation."
"Here lies a person who truly 'digged' life."
"No need for a map, I've found my way."
"I'm just here for the dirt nap."
"I swear there was a respawn button."
"Now I'll truly rest in peace."
"Gone but not unforgotten."
"This wasn't on my bucket list."
"Just borrowing this spot for eternity."
"See you on the other side, maybe."
"Died laughing... at my own funeral."
"Peace out, world!"
"Sarcasm was my only defense."
"R.I.P. (Really into Partying)"
"All dressed up and nowhere to go."
"I told you I was sick."
"I'd rather be here than in traffic."
"I'm just resting my eyes."
"I'll be back. Not."
"At least I'm not in a meeting."
"Finally, some peace and quiet."
"Well, this is awkward."
"I always knew this day would come."
"Guess I won't be paying taxes this year."
"Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and nowhere to go."
"See you on the other side."
"Better luck next time."
"I'm dying to get out of here."
"Well, this is one way to get out of mowing the lawn."
"I swear, I was just here for a check-up."
"Sorry for the inconvenience."
"Wish you were here."
"Don't mourn for me, it's your turn next."
"Game over."
"I told you I was feeling run down."
"Just taking a long nap."
"Out of office forever."
"Here lies a man of few words, and they're all here."
"Don't mind me, I'm just decomposing."
"Time's up!"
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