115 result(s) for Funny Summer Quotes.
"Summer should get a speeding ticket."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that's kind of the same thing in the summer."
"It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do."
"Summer: A time when movies cost more than the ticket, but clock longer than the movie."
"I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitoes who've bitten me this summer."
"My summer body wasn't ready, but my summer cash flow is on point."
"Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove."
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"Summer: Where laziness finds respectability."
"Summer: The season when your water bill is higher than your gas bill."
"We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls."
"Summer: One long, warm hug."
"Dear Summer, I miss you. Can you please come back? Sincerely, winter is the worst."
"Summer: Hair gets lighter, skin gets darker, water gets warmer, drinks get colder, and life gets better."
"My favorite smell is the first cut lawn- It’s summer to me."
"Summer: Sun-kissed and salty-haired."
"Summer is a state of mind."
"Summer: Jams, tans, and making plans."
"Summer: The heat is no joke."
"Goodbye real world, hello summer."
"Summertime is always the best of what might be."
"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken."
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"Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit."
"In the summertime, when the weather is hot, you can stretch right up and touch the sky."
"Every summer has a story."
"A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about."
"The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever."
"Summer afternoon—summer afternoon; to me, those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language."
"Summer is always the best of what might be."
"Cheers to the freakin' weekend, I drink to that, yeah, yeah. Oh, let the Jameson sink in, I drink to that, yeah, yeah."
"I wonder what it would be like to live in a world where it was always June."
"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink the wild air."
"Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be."
"I could never in a hundred summers get tired of this."
"The summer night is like a perfection of thought."
"A life without love is like a year without summer."
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"Let us dance in the sun, wearing wildflowers in our hair."
"Summer’s lease hath all too short a date."
"Friends, sun, sand, and sea, that sounds like a summer to me."
"Don’t worry, beach happy."
"Summer: Sun, sand, and pineapple in hand."
"Summer nights and city lights."
"It's so hot, even the mosquitoes are carrying water bottles."
"I'm ready for summer to the point where my swimsuit is already packed... just in case."
"Summer bodies are made in the winter... but mine seems to have gotten lost in transit."
"My tan lines are proof of how productive I've been this summer – on the couch."
"I'm sorry for what I said when it was winter... I didn't mean any of it."
"I put the 'hot' in 'hot mess' this summer."
"Summer is nature's way of showing off all the wonderful things it can do... like melt ice cream."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a cactus, asking it to shade me from the sun."
"I wonder how many ice creams I can eat before the sun goes down... Challenge accepted."
"Vacation calories don't count... until you're back home and trying to put on your jeans."
"My definition of a perfect summer day involves ice cream and a shady spot... the end."
"Summer: where the days are long, the nights are warm, and the air conditioning bill is through the roof."
"I thought about going for a run this summer... and then I laughed and laughed."
"The beach is calling and I must go... mainly for the beach snacks."
"I'm working on my summer body... it's a work in progress."
"Pro tip for summer: always carry a water bottle... mainly to fill it with sangria."
"My summer bucket list: wear sunscreen, find a pool, eat ice cream... in that order."
"I'm a summer person... in the sense that I enjoy summer vacation mode all year round."
"The best kind of therapy is beach therapy... with a side of margaritas."
"Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane – that's my summer vibe."
"Me: I love the summer! Also me after 10 minutes in the sun: Bring me all the shade and aloe vera."
"Summer: when hair gets lighter, skin gets darker, and life gets better... until it's time to return to reality."
"I dream of a never-ending summer... and a freezer that's always stocked with ice cream."
"Summer: the season that teaches you the art of melting gracefully."
"I'm in a long-term committed relationship with summer... until pumpkin spice season starts."
"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken."
"Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double, and act single."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that's kind of the same thing."
"Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better."
"Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand... hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it."
"Good times and tan lines."
"Summer: Sunsets, flip flops, and tan lines."
"Sun's out, buns out!"
"I'm a summer girl. I wear my flip-flops until it snows."
"When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple. How to better your life 101."
"Summer means happy times and good sunshine. It means going to the beach, going to Disneyland, having fun."
"In the summertime, when the weather is high, you can stretch right up and touch the sky."
"Summer afternoon—summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language."
"Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you."
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
"The only thing getting lit this summer are my scented candles."
"I'm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?"
"I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"If you're not barefoot, then you're overdressed."
"I haven't been this excited about Friday since last Friday."
"Summer: Hair gets lighter, skin gets darker, water gets warmer, drinks get colder, music gets louder, nights get longer, life gets better."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a cupcake."
"I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios."
"I need a six-month vacation twice a year."
"A little sweat never hurt nobody. Okay, maybe a lot did."
"Summer - when the sun turns up the heat and the air conditioning becomes my best friend."
"I'm sorry for what I said when it was winter."
"I'm not a hot mess, I'm a summer breeze."
"My hairstyle for the summer? 'Humid chic.'"
"Sun's out, puns out!"
"Beach, please!"
"Too hot to handle, too cold to hold...but seriously, can someone hold me?"
"Dear summer body, I'm sorry things didn't work out this year. Maybe next year."
"Suns out, buns out!"
"I'm in a long-term relationship with ice cream."
"You're the piña to my colada."
"The tan lines will fade, but the memories will last forever."
"Summertime and the living's easy...unless you're a parent."
"I'm sorry for what I said when I didn't have my beach body ready."
"Summer - because winter is for people who don't know how to celebrate life."
"I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios."
"Suns out, guns out!"
"A popsicle a day keeps the doctor away - or so I tell myself."
"Is it really a summer if your ice cream doesn't melt faster than you can eat it?"
"I dream of a never-ending summer."
"Vacation mode: activated."
"Salt in the air, sand in my hair - this is where I belong."
"Happiness is...flipping over to the cold side of the pillow."
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for sunscreen!"
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