99 result(s) for Funny Birthday Quotes.
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."
"At my age, I've seen it all, I've done it all, and I can't remember most of it."
"It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years."
"Old enough to know better, but still young enough to get away with it."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana."
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"To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am."
"When the candles cost more than the cake, it’s time to realize you’re getting old."
"Another year older, and I still can't see the number in the mirror."
"My age is not important, but my wisdom is."
"You're getting old when your back goes out more than you do."
"Happy Birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to."
"Growing old is like being abducted by aliens. You look in the mirror and think: 'What happened to me?'"
"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
"On my birthday, I wish I could be one year younger. But then I'd just have to repeat the same birthday again next year!"
"I can’t believe I’m this old! Time to start lying about my age!"
"Another year older, but still looking great!"
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have, the longer you live."
"You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years of experience."
"It’s not that I’m so old, it’s just that I’ve been young for a very long time."
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"The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."
"I can’t believe how old I’m getting. I guess that’s the beauty of it, though."
"One more year older and you still haven’t matured?"
"They say the best birthdays are spent with friends. So, here’s hoping you have at least one!"
"It's better to be over the hill than under it."
"Birthday candles: the number of them should always exceed the number of your years!"
"Age is just a number. In my case, a high one!"
"Cheers to you on your birthday! May you continue to be the incredible person you are."
"On this birthday, remember you’re one year closer to the grave. Cheers!"
"When they say age is just a number, which number are they talking about?"
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake!"
"Growing old is like being in a coma — you don’t know if you’re going to wake up, and you just feel tired all the time."
"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."
"A birthday is like a progress report; it lets you know how far you’ve come!"
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"Let’s celebrate your birthday by pretending we’re not getting old!"
"At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, and can’t remember most of it."
"You’re not 40, you’re just 18 with 22 years of experience."
"The older you get, the better you were."
"Aging is like a fine wine. The older you get, the better you get, unless you are a cheese."
"Another year older, but definitely not wiser."
"It took me a long time to get this high, so don’t expect me to grow up now."
"You’re only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
"Some people are so old that they didn’t even remember when they were born."
"The key to staying young is to keep your mind young. Just do things that keep you interested."
"Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears."
"You’re not aging, you’re just upgrading to the latest model."
"We’re all just two or three hugs short of a good mood."
"Growing older is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you didn’t commit."
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
"You are only young once, but you can be immature forever."
"From now on, I’ll only celebrate half birthdays; they seem way more fun."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do."
"It’s better to be over the hill than under it."
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."
"You’re only young once, but you can be immature for the rest of your life."
"Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"The first hundred years are the hardest."
"On your birthday, remember: You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic."
"I’m not aging, I’m marinating."
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"You’re how old? No way, you look great for your age!"
"Aging is like a fine wine. The older it gets, the better it gets… unless it’s vinegar."
"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body."
"Count your blessings, not your candles."
"Another year older, but definitely not wiser!"
"You’re officially at an age where your back goes out more than you do."
"Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start a new age!"
"Life should be lived as a read-ahead, not a look-back."
"At least you're not as old as you will be next year!"
"We've reached that magical age where the only thing that gets hard is the cake!"
"A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!"
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers to that!"
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"At least you’re not as old as you will be next year!"
"It’s better to be over the hill than buried under it."
"You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic."
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
"I can’t keep calm, it’s my birthday!"
"If things get better with age, then you’re approaching magnificent!"
"Just remember, once you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."
"Another year older, but definitely not any wiser!"
"Cheers to you for being born and for surviving this long!"
"Don't worry about your age; you are all fabulous and splendid!"
"You’re a year older, but not necessarily a year wiser!"
"Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions!"
"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you didn’t commit."
"You know you're getting old when you bend down to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there."
"It takes a long time to become young."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"Let’s celebrate the anniversary of your escape from the womb!"
"Old enough to know better, but young enough to still do it."
"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."
"Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake."
"The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake."
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