95 result(s) for Monty Python Quotes.
"It's just a flesh wound."
"I fart in your general direction!"
"You can't win! You can't lose! You can't tie!"
"We are the Knights Who Say Ni!"
"Run away!"
"A fishmonger"
"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
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"Say 'Ni' again!"
"I'm so excited, I could squeal!"
"We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally more irritating."
"The Holy Grail! It's a blessed artifact."
"We’re not waving, we’re drowning!"
"Nudge, nudge, wink, wink."
"Bicycle repairman."
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
"I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!"
"Blessed are the cheesemakers."
"I’m a knight of King Arthur’s round table."
"Spam, spam, spam, spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!"
"It’s only a model."
"There is no flying in the castle!"
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"Self-knowledge is the beginning of self-improvement."
"One day, lad, all this will be yours!"
"I have a very strong feeling that the Beatles are going to break up anyway."
"There’s nothing like a good argument."
"It's all in the mind!"
"Ah, the machine that goes 'bing!'"
"This is a book about a man who was asked to do things that seemed impossible."
"I told you, my name is 'Sir' Lancelot."
"It's a simple matter of perception."
"Now for something completely different."
"If you want to get ahead, get a hat!"
"I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay. I sleep all night and I work all day."
"He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy!"
"Now, you listen here! In the case of the flying sheep, we’ve got a very serious problem."
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"We are the knights who say... Ni!"
"We've come to take your chief."
"If I were to be a member of an animal, I’d be a lion. And if I were to be a member of a vegetable, I’d be a cabbage."
"Bring out your dead!"
"Yes, I am a very naughty boy!"
"What’s the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"I didn’t want to be a member of a club that would have me as a member."
"It's all in the mind."
"I’m a medieval knight, I’m dressed as a woman!"
"We're knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able."
"If you want to leave, you can leave. Just don’t think about it too much!"
"The Ministry of Silly Walks!"
"The coconut is a tropical fruit!"
"I’m not dead yet!"
"It's only a flesh wound."
"Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!"
"The Ministry of Silly Walks is now in session."
"Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries!"
"It's a fair cop."
"We are the knights who say 'Ni!'"
"This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!"
"I have a great idea for a sketch – a man with a tape recorder up his nose."
"It’s not a matter of life and death, it’s much more important than that."
"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!"
"What do you mean, 'flesh wound'?"
"There's no reason to be upset."
"We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating."
"This is a recurring theme!"
"Now, pay attention! This is a very difficult game!"
"Run away! Run away!"
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
"It's only a model."
"We are all individuals!"
"I’m a witch! (burn her!)"
"And now for something completely different."
"I'm not dead yet!"
"It's just a flesh wound!"
"Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!"
"Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam! Wonderful spam!"
"What have the Romans ever done for us?"
"The Ministry of Silly Walks."
"We're all individuals!"
"Now, we see the violence inherent in the system."
"This is an ex-parrot!"
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay."
"Every sperm is sacred."
"A fish called Wanda is not a part of this routine!"
"Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch? King Arthur: She turned me into a newt! Sir Bedevere: A newt? King Arthur: I got better."
"The Holy Grail is a very important mission"
"I like a nice cup of tea in the morning."
"It’s so simple you can shovel it!"
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
"And now for something else that’s completely different."
"I wish I had a dog."
"We’re not in a position to do this."
"Just one more thing..."
"You have to think laterally!"
"Gumby always tries to take a short cut."
"Always look on the bright side of life."
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