119 result(s) for Funny Nurse Quotes.
"I love my job, I just hate my workplace."
"Nurses: the only people who don’t get paid enough to deal with this much crap."
"Nursing is like a planner; you get everything done at the last minute."
"If you think nurses are rude, you should see the patients!"
"I can’t fix stupid, but I can sedate it."
"Being a nurse is not easy. If it were, I would have become a doctor!"
"Nurses always know how to get to the heart of the issue... and the veins."
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"Just another day in the life of a nurse: caffeine, chaos, and compassion."
"A nurse can put a broken heart back together with kindness and prescription medication."
"I became a nurse because I loved the stimulation of being on my feet, and I desperately needed the money."
"Nursing: the hardest job you'll ever love."
"Nurses are like snowflakes... they each have a different story and a unique role in patient care."
"One day you’re the nurse, the next day you’re the patient."
"There's no such thing as a normal day in nursing - there's only chaos with hasty moments of joy."
"If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until you see how much it costs when nurses die of exhaustion."
"Caffeine and sarcasm. The two primary food groups of nursing."
"When you’re a nurse, you know you’re always going to be a little bit invisible."
"Nursing is a team sport - and we play to win."
"I’m not a regular nurse; I’m a cool nurse!"
"You know you’re a nurse when you can assess someone’s pain level just by their facial expression."
"Nursing: the only place where your coworkers might accidentally kill you, but they have great personalities!"
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"Nurse: one who will stand by your bedside and tell you the truth, no matter how you feel about it."
"Nurse: not just a job, but a life sentence of caring."
"It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. But, in nursing, it’s a combination of working 12-hour shifts and having a sense of humor to survive."
"Nursing: The toughest job you’ll ever love."
"If I can’t fix it, I can at least make it funny."
"Behind every great nurse is a substantial amount of coffee."
"I love nursing because I love to serve others."
"Nurses are like pizza. Even when they’re bad, they’re good."
"You know you're a nurse when you use the term 'poop' in everyday conversation."
"Nursing is a work of heart. And coffee."
"Nursing may be a profession, but it also involves skilled juggling and a sense of humor."
"I’m in a serious relationship with my scrubs."
"Nurse: Just another word to describe a person strong enough to tolerate anything and soft enough to understand everyone."
"Being a nurse is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park."
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"The only thing I love more than being a nurse is being a nurse with a coffee in hand."
"I can’t keep calm, I'm a nurse!"
"Warning: I might be in scrubs, but I’m still a nurse. Proceed at your own risk."
"Coffee: The best medicine for nurses, second only to laughter."
"Take your vitamins! If you can’t take them, I’m here to help!"
"Trust me, I’m a nurse. Get better soon, or I’ll make you come back!"
"Nursing is not just a job; it’s a calling, a sense of humor, and a dose of caffeine."
"I’m pretty sure that all I need is a little caffeine and a lot of humor to get through the day."
"Nurses – the only people who know where the 'coffee is always brewing'."
"Nurses are the heart of healthcare."
"You know you’re a nurse when... you can’t even look at a bed without thinking of your own patient in it!"
"Nursing is not for the faint of heart. It is for the brave, the dedicated, and the slightly crazy."
"Nurses are like superheroes; they’re everywhere and can do anything!"
"The only time I wear my cape is when I am on an airplane, and even then it’s questionable."
"If you think being a nurse is easy, you're doing it wrong."
"Nursing is a work of heart, and sometimes, a little humor helps as well!"
"Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed. - That's a nurse’s mantra!"
"Nurses: Because even doctors need heroes."
"I’m a nurse. What’s your superpower?"
"Nurses are the ones who know why the patient is shouting and what the patient will need next."
"Nursing is 90% paperwork and 10% patient care. Just kidding - it feels more like 110% paperwork!"
"Nursing – the hardest job you’ll ever love, or will it just be difficult?"
"It’s a good thing we have coffee, because we have a lot of patients to deal with!"
"To err is human, but to really mess things up requires a nurse."
"When in doubt, just add more morphine!"
"Nothing scares me. I’m a nurse."
"Being a nurse means you can solve a problem that you didn’t know existed, using supplies you didn’t know you had."
"I'm not a regular nurse. I'm a cool nurse!"
"What’s the difference between a bad nurse and a good one? The bad one tries to fix things before the coffee kicks in!"
"Nurses aren’t just there to take your blood; we’re there to make you laugh when you’re feeling nothing but pain!"
"Nursing is a walking heart; the more it beats, the more we care!"
"A day without laughter is a day wasted, especially in the nursing world!"
"I became a nurse because I love helping people, I love being a part of their lives, even if it is in a crazy way!"
"I thought nursing would be a piece of cake. Then I realized – I was the cake!"
"Nursing is a work of heart... and a little bit of crazy!"
"Nurses are like superheroes in scrubs!"
"To be a nurse is to walk in the shadow of death. To be a funny nurse is to walk in the light."
"It's a good day to save lives… unless you're a nurse, then it's just another day at the office!"
"Nurses: we can’t fix stupid, but we can sedate it!"
"Nursing is the only profession where you can sleep on the job and still get paid for it!"
"Behind every great nurse is an even greater coffee!"
"Nurses are the heart of healthcare, and the laughter is the best medicine!"
"Your nurse is going to insert that IV successfully. Or try to. There's always a chance for snacks!"
"Nursing: the toughest job you’ll ever love… and complain about!"
"As nurses, we may not have superpowers, but we do have super caffeine!"
"A nurse a day keeps the doctor away... most of the time!"
"You know you’re a nurse when you have a story for every occasion and a joke under your sleeve!"
"Keep calm and let the nurse handle it!"
"If you think it's hard being a nurse, try working while you're on a caffeine high!"
"Nurse: Because even doctors need heroes!"
"Nurses: making the world a better place one patient at a time, with a side of humor!"
"Happiness is... a patient who thanks you for a job well done!"
"Nursing is a calling, but we sure do appreciate our days off!"
"A nurse's heart is like a sponge: it absorbs a lot of love and laughter!"
"When life gives you lemons, grab a nurse and make lemonade!"
"Trust me, I'm a nurse – I can handle both blood and jokes!"
"Nurses: we may not have the answers, but we have the snacks!"
"Nurses are just angels with stethoscopes and a sense of humor!"
"Nursing is a work of heart."
"I can't fix stupid, but I can sedate it."
"Behind every great nurse is a great coffee."
"Nurses are my favorite people. They take care of me when I’m sick—plus they all have good stories to tell."
"You know you’re a nurse when you’ve been on a first-name basis with the vending machine."
"If I had a dollar for every time I saved someone’s life, I could retire."
"Nurses: We can’t fix stupid, but we can sedate it."
"When in doubt, contact a nurse."
"Nurse: Just another word to describe a person strong enough to tolerate everything and weak enough to care."
"I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a paycheck."
"Good nurses are the backbone of healthcare. They might not have capes, but they have scrubs!"
"Being a nurse is not what you do, it’s who you are."
"Nursing: the hardest job you’ll ever love."
"If love can't cure it, nurses can."
"Nurses are like superheroes without capes."
"Don’t worry, I’m a nurse. I can take you out with one hand tied behind my back."
"I’m a nurse; I can handle more than most, with less sleep than you can imagine."
"Nurses: The army of the healing."
"A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope."
"Caffeine and kindness: A nurse’s secret weapons."
"Nursing is about the caring, not just the procedures."
"Nurse: A title just above queen."
"Nursed by nature, we are warriors of wellness."
"I have a great job, I put bandaids on things."
"Nursing: A profession where there's no such thing as 'too much coffee'."
"Nurses carry forth the torch of patience and sanity."
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