119 result(s) for Funny Harry Potter Quotes.
"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."
"I am what I am, an' I'm not Ashamed."
"You're a wizard, Harry!"
"I didn’t know you could read, Hermione!"
"Why is it when something happens, it’s always you three?"
"This is why we can’t have nice things!"
"I'm going to have to none of this."
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"I never really gave up on you."
"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain."
"You're a little more like me than you think."
"Why can’t all wizarding opportunities be like this!"
"I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"I don't care what you say, that is a horrible way to die."
"Muggle - I have always wanted to say that!"
"I'm not mad. I'm just British."
"You’ve got to make the choice, my boy, how to live your life."
"Why do we have to go through this every time?"
"Just because it's magic doesn't mean it's easy."
"Oh, what fun we're going to have!"
"I think I’m going to be sick."
"As I said earlier, the wand chooses the wizard."
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"You’re just like your father."
"I mean, it’s sort of exciting, isn’t it? Breaking the rules."
"I’m ready to fight, I’m ready to die for Harry Potter!"
"You’re just as sane as I am."
"Honestly, you’d think I’d made more mistakes in my life."
"As long as we have our wands, we can take on a dragon!"
"I’m going to have a word with that cat."
"Time is a slippery little fish."
"Why are you worrying about you-know-who? You should be worrying about U-no-poo—the constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation!"
"I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks."
"You have to be prepared to die if you want to live."
"I’m not saying that it’s good to steal, but it’s better than sucking up to someone who’s already dead."
"I used to be a great gardener. I could grow a basilisk!"
"There’s nothing you can’t do if you set your mind to it, except for maybe make a turnip into a pig."
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"The best way to celebrate Christmas is to be with loved ones and open the presents!"
"I think Neville should have a little more confidence in himself. I think we all do."
"We’ll be in our third year and I will personally Mumma-owl this piece of information to you."
"Sometimes you need to take a leap of faith."
"If you don't like the way I look, you can just look the other way."
"When in doubt, go to the library!"
"The thing about growing up in a dark household is you don’t really mind the cold."
"How can you be so optimistic? You’re not even the least bit worried about what might go wrong!"
"Do they ever make you cry, Hogwarts? It must be so tough being a school!"
"You know, it's a very unique talent to be friends with so many people."
"There are no heroes or villains in this world, just people with ridiculous choices."
"I am what I am, an' I'm not ashamed. Never be ashamed, my old dad used to say, there’s some who’ll hold it against you, but they’re not worth bothering with."
"It’s not Hogwarts without you, Hagrid."
"I’m not worried, Harry. I’m with you."
"Why is it always me?"
"You’ll be okay, Harry. You’ll be okay."
"Harry, yer a wizard!"
"You’re a bit of a mess, aren’t you?"
"It's like having friends. You can’t turn them into pets."
"There’s no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid."
"I can’t do magic without my wand!"
"You must be Harry Potter. I’m Ron Weasley, and you’re gonna love it here!"
"You have things you cannot control, like your hair."
"I’m going to have a great time at Hogwarts!"
"People die at the best of times. It’s quite a common thing, you know."
"Why do you always look like you’ve just rolled out of bed?"
"Muggles... you're just studying the wrong thing."
"When in doubt, go to the library."
"Shoes are good. These shoes... not good."
"That’s how I feel at the moment... like a bit the morning after a big party: quite rubbish!"
"Troll bogeys. That’s a lovely thought."
"A good hug is worth its weight in gold."
"I could've sworn we were in Gryffindor!"
"Theres snogging going on and I'm missing it!"
"I’m not a great writer, I’m a great re-writer."
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
"If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."
"You’re a wizard, Harry."
"You know, it’s a shame you have to sit on something that pretty."
"Discussion of whether Harry Potter is indeed a wizard is pointless. We can all see that he is."
"I’m quite good at basic charms, but not much else. I’m actually quite good in Potions usually."
"Why are you always so worried about anything? What’s the worst that can happen?"
"You know you’re a wizard when even your pet rat is a friend."
"That’s the thing about people who think they hate you; they are usually all in love with you."
"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."
"You might belong in Gryffindor, where dwell the brave at heart."
"I don't think you should be so worried about being popular, it's not worth it."
"I’m going to make a cup of tea."
"It’s like Hogwarts is in a world of its own and we’ve been invited, but please, can we bring our own tea?"
"We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided."
"It’s not Hogwarts without the smell of burnt toast."
"Me? I’m crazy! I’m completely mad!"
"Honestly, I’m so annoyed at the world right now that I could happily punch Voldemort in the face."
"The world has ended, so why not have some cake?"
"We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on."
"Oh, Harry... you’re such a natural at this."
"That’s the good thing about a mission – you don’t have to think about yourself."
"You’ll find that life is full of surprises and quirks."
"It’s not Hogwarts without the great tentacle monster."
"You’re a wizard, Harry!"
"The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter."
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have."
"Honestly, am I the only person who’s ever bothered to read Hogwarts: A History?"
"I've got a job."
"I am what I am, an’ I’m not ashamed."
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
"You know, if you wanted to, you could be a member of the elite group."
"You're a little scary, you know that?"
"Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good, is it?"
"Why are you worrying about You-Know-Who? You should be worried about U-No-Poo—the constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation!"
"We’re all human, after all. Or in some cases, not human."
"I’m surrounded by idiots."
"You have your mother’s eyes."
"I've always been a bit of a madman."
"I’m a wizard, not a baboon."
"In the end, it's not the wand you have that matters, it's the heart."
"I don't need you to tell me, I know I’m good!"
"We’re all mad here."
"Can you believe I’m the Boy Who Lived?"
"There’s no Hogwarts without a bit of mischief!"
"It's all about being cool or brave, right?"
"I’m going to be a wizarding rock star!"
"One day, I’ll be famous for something less embarrassing than this."
"It’s not what you wear, it’s how you wield your wand."
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