111 result(s) for Funny Birthday Quotes For Friends.
"I can’t believe you’re that old already. Where does the time go? Oh wait, you’re just as old as you were yesterday."
"Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new."
"Remember, we’re all young at heart… just a little more wrinkled."
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you didn’t commit."
"Cheers to you for another trip around the sun! Let's make it a wild ride!"
"It’s your birthday. Let’s eat, drink, and make some questionable decisions!"
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"Like a fine wine, you just get better with age. Or at least that’s what I keep telling myself."
"Age is just a number. In your case, a big one."
"You’re how old? Wow! I didn’t think you made it past puberty!"
"Don’t worry about the aging process. Just think of it as a new level in life’s game."
"On your birthday, remember: you’re a masterpiece in progress!"
"Congratulations on being born a long time ago!"
"With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone."
"Another year older? That just means more cake."
"Let’s party like it’s your birthday… because it is!"
"A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!"
"It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years!"
"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."
"Another year older, but definitely not wiser!"
"It’s your birthday! Let’s eat cake like there’s no tomorrow."
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"I can’t keep calm! It’s my best friend’s birthday!"
"Just remember, once you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."
"You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic."
"I'm just here for the cake."
"You know you’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it."
"Cheers to a friend who’s aged to perfection!"
"May your birthday be filled with happiness, sweet surprises, and cake that’s too big to eat alone."
"One year closer to becoming a crazy cat person."
"We're friends, which means I’m there for you, just like you are there for me, unless it’s your birthday, then I’ll celebrate 100%!"
"You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever!"
"Let’s celebrate your birthday in style: by feasting on cake until we can’t move!"
"Remember, you’re not old, you’re just a classic!"
"Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you’ll look back and realize they were the big things. Like a big cake on your birthday."
"Birthdays are a time to reflect on the past and look forward to cake, friends, and more cake!"
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"Let's make your birthday one for the history books – filled with laughter and bad decisions!"
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers to you on your birthday!"
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. Happy Birthday!"
"It's your birthday! Let's get lit and celebrate your aging like a fine wine!"
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy Birthday!"
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife a set of cooking utensils for her birthday."
"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Happy Birthday!"
"Cheers to you and your birthday! May it be filled with all your favorite vices. Enjoy!"
"The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Happy Birthday!"
"Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Happy Birthday!"
"You’re not old until your back goes out more than you do! Happy Birthday!"
"At least you're not as old as you will be next year. Happy Birthday!"
"Old is when you are told to slow down by your doctor instead of by the police. Happy Birthday!"
"Another year older, but definitely not wiser. Happy Birthday, my friend!"
"It’s your birthday! Time to make a wish… and ignore that pesky age!"
"Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Happy Birthday!"
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!"
"Happy Birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to!"
"There's no better friend than someone who celebrates your existence with cake. Happy Birthday!"
"You know you're getting old when you can stretch your back and make a noise like a creaky door. Happy Birthday!"
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!"
"Let’s celebrate your birthday by making poor decisions together! Cheers!"
"Birthdays are the universe's way of telling us to eat more cake despite our diets!"
"Happy Birthday! Here’s to another year of laughably bad decisions!"
"One year older, but you’re still my favorite weirdo! Happy Birthday!"
"It’s birthday time! Let’s celebrate by pretending we’re young and wild!"
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."
"It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
"Count your blessings, not your wrinkles."
"You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years of experience!"
"At least you’re not as old as you will be next year."
"Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake."
"We're all friends here. That’s why I can say something as dumb as 'Happy Birthday!'"
"You know you’re getting old when you find yourself smiling at this quote."
"Age is just a number, and yours is unlisted."
"Don’t worry about the aging process... It’s just a little hard to keep track of how many times you’ve had a birthday!"
"Cheers to you on your birthday! Don’t count the candles, just enjoy the glow."
"You're one year closer to a senior discount!"
"A friend is someone who remembers your birthday, but not your age."
"Age is like underwear. It creeps up on you."
"It's your birthday, a time to reflect on all the ways you may have disappointed your parents."
"I can’t keep calm, it’s my friend’s birthday!"
"Birthdays are like software updates. Every year, you gotta deal with more bugs!"
"Happy birthday! The only problem with being as awesome as you is that so few people have any idea how awesome you actually are!"
"May your day be filled with cake and regrets of how much you ate!"
"Another year older, but still looking fantastic! Keep it up."
"Here's to another year of us being partners in crime!"
"Remember, age is just a state of mind. And in your case, I’d say your mind is lost!"
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"I can’t believe you’re [age]. You only look [half that age]!"
"At least you’re not as old as you will be next year!"
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"Another year older, but definitely not wiser."
"You’re not getting older, you’re leveling up!"
"Cheers to you on your birthday! You’re one step closer to being utterly ridiculous."
"Old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it anyway!"
"It took me [age] years to look this good."
"Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to."
"You know you're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it."
"You’re like a fine wine, you get better with age. Or maybe you just ferment."
"Don't count the years, make the years count—and have cake!"
"On your birthday, let’s raise a glass to all the bad decisions we’ve made together."
"Happy birthday! Remember, you’re not getting older; you’re just becoming a classic."
"Age is just a number. In your case, a really large one!"
"You are only young once, but you can be immature forever."
"Another year older, but still lookin’ fine!"
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
"Just remember: You’re not old. You’re only old if you give up on fun!"
"Congratulations on your birthday! You’re now relegated to the ‘older and wiser’ category!"
"Let’s eat cake because calories don’t count on birthdays!"
"Happy birthday! We’ll always be the same age in our hearts—even if our bodies don’t agree."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!"
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