105 result(s) for Funny Age Quotes.
"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician."
"I didn't get older, I simply became a classic."
"We don’t grow older, we grow riper."
"At my age, I've seen it all, done it all and can't remember most of it."
"It's a good thing I was never sure what I was doing."
"Old people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
"When you are younger, you are more handsome. When you get older, the punishment's greater."
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"You know you're getting old when you find that your friends are so much older than you."
"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
"I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap."
"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."
"Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you!"
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"I finally reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap."
"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Old age is like everything else: to make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"I can't believe I'm so old. I was just going to say, 'you’re only as old as you feel,' but then I felt my knees."
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At 60, we discover that they haven’t been thinking about us at all."
"The older I get, the more I realize that the age we live in can be explained by the stupidity of our youth."
"You know you’re getting old when you bend down to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there."
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"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese."
"If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude."
"There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of the people you love."
"Just remember, you’re unique, just like everybody else."
"Age is just a number, but in my case, it’s a very large number."
"We are always the same age inside."
"People say that age is just a number. That’s true, but it’s also a really big number in my case."
"When someone asks you what is more important, your age or your life experience, it is easy. Life experience always wins!"
"I’ve learned that age is just a number. But it’s also a way people can disrespect you."
"You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever."
"Old age comes on suddenly and not gradually as is thought."
"I don’t feel old. I feel like a kid who just got a really big allowance."
"I’m not 40, I’m 18 with 22 years of experience."
"You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing."
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"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"The older I get, the better I was."
"At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, heard it all… I just can’t remember it all."
"I can't believe I'm the same age as old people."
"You’re only as old as you feel. But if you’re over 40, you might feel 70."
"Aging is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up!"
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
"The only time I feel old is when I try to lift something heavy."
"You know you are getting old when the little old lady you helped across the street is your wife."
"Age is like underwear. It creeps up on you."
"I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do."
"Age is not how old you are but how old you feel."
"When I was a kid, I couldn’t wait to be a grown-up. Now that I am, I want to go back."
"I'm so old, I remember when the Dead Sea was only sick!"
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for."
"You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old."
"Life is too short to be serious all the time. If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me! I’ll laugh at you."
"I never thought of myself as a role model. I just do what I do, and I hope to inspire people in some way."
"You are not old until regrets take the place of dreams."
"If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"We are not sure we are old until we start seeing our friends die."
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"At my age, I’ve seen it all, heard it all, done it all. I just can’t remember it all."
"Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese."
"I’m at an age where my back goes out more than I do."
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age."
"You’re only as old as you feel. But if you feel old, you’re in trouble."
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."
"I'm not aging. I'm marinating."
"Age doesn't count, unless you’re a cheese."
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception."
"Just remember, you’re unique, just like everyone else."
"The key to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me…I’ll laugh at you."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"You know you're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster."
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life."
"The trick is to age honestly and gracefully, like good cheese."
"You can't help getting older, but you don’t have to get old."
"As you get older, three things happen: The first thing is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two."
"You know you're getting old when you were younger than dirt."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
"I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do."
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana."
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"The first signs of aging are when you start lying about your age."
"You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing."
"At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, and I can't remember most of it."
"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"I'm not aging, I'm marinating."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am."
"I can't believe I’m actually having a birthday today. I need to focus on what’s really important: cake."
"If you ask me, aging is a privilege denied to many."
"I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now."
"Aging is like a fine wine. It gets better with age, unless it becomes vinegar."
"The older I get, the more I realize the value of companionship, laughter, and a glass of wine."
"Age is a question of attitude. I think it's all about how you perceive it."
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a fruit."
"Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes."
"Don't worry about getting older, you're still young at heart. You just have a few more miles on your tires."
"To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am."
"Age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
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