92 result(s) for Funny Spring Quotes.
"Spring is here! I can't wait to go outside and do absolutely nothing."
"The only thing I can afford to wear in spring is my disappointment."
"Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush."
"A little bit of sun can go a long way to chase away the winter blues."
"If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change."
"Spring is the season of hope and laughter, unless you’re allergic to pollen!"
"Spring may be when you feel like doing nothing outside, but the world is blooming."
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"Spring is like a perhaps hand, which comes to wipe the wind away."
"The only thing better than a sunny spring day is two sunny spring days."
"Spring is the time when you can put away your winter coat... until it snows again next week."
"Spring is the season of renewal… and a million sneezes."
"Spring brings new life and new growth, unless you have weeds!"
"If you’re not wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day, spring will take away your luck!"
"There's something about spring that makes you feel alive, even if allergies are at their peak."
"Every spring is the only spring, a perpetual astonishment."
"Spring is nature's way of smiling after winter’s silly frown."
"April is the cruelest month, but it does have a sense of humor."
"If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring."
"Spring is the season of hope and harmony... and pollen."
"It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you've got it, you want - oh, you don't quite know what it is you want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache."
"Spring has sprung. The grass has riz. I wonder where the flowers is?"
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"The earth laughs in flowers."
"Spring is the time to find out where you stand."
"When the world is as it is, I walk barefoot in the parks of spring."
"Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer."
"The only thing I dread more than a rainy day in spring is a sunny day in winter."
"Spring is nature's way of showing us that life goes on."
"Spring means new beginnings and new growth. Just like my to-do list."
"Spring is the season of the heart... and allergies."
"By spring, you can tell who's been living in a cave."
"Spring is here! The flowers are blooming, and the bees are buzzing. Time to invest in allergy medication."
"Life is a flower; love is the honey."
"Come, gentle Spring! Ethereal Mildness, come!"
"It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you've got it, you want – oh, you don't know what it is you want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache."
"The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the problem. That’s why I never liked them."
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"Life is short, but spring can be very long if we don’t make the most of it!"
"Spring is like a perhaps hand, which comes between the eye and the sun."
"To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow."
"An optimist is the human personification of spring."
"Springtime is the time to let go of old things and feel new again."
"Spring is a season of the soul, of the heart, of the mind."
"I love spring anywhere, but if I could choose, I would always greeting it in a garden."
"The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another."
"All things seem possible in spring."
"There are no two hours alike in spring."
"Bloom where you are planted."
"Spring is the perfect time to start something new."
"Spring is in the air. It is time to be happy, to be alive, to be free."
"April is a promise that May is bound to keep."
"It’s spring fever. That’s what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want—oh, you don’t know what it is you want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache."
"How terrible it is to be forced to be a man; it's so much easier to be a woman!"
"Spring unlocks the flowers to paint the laughing soil."
"If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant."
"The only thing that could keep you from being happy is yourself."
"I love spring anywhere, but if I could choose I would always greet it in a garden."
"Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is."
"You can cut all the flowers, but you cannot keep spring from coming."
"The beautiful spring came; and when Nature resumes her loveliness, the human soul is apt to revive also."
"In spring, the only pretty ring time, when birds do sing, hey ding a ding, sweet lovers love the spring."
"The spring is a little bird, with its head in the clouds, and its feet in the earth."
"The first bloom of spring always makes my heart sing."
"There is no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing."
"Foolishness is a flower that blooms in spring time."
"People call me a 'spring beauty': instead of looking for a partner, I'm looking for a garden."
"Spring is the season of hope, whilst winter is the period of despair."
"The only thing that makes me feel more alive than spring is being in love."
"Spring, when the world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful."
"Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'"
"I love spring anywhere, but if I could choose I would always летом in Paris."
"In spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours."
"April hath put a spirit of youth in everything."
"Spring: a lovely reminder of how beautiful change can truly be."
"Spring is when life's alive in everything."
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there."
"Spring is the time of plans and projects."
"The only real flex of spring is being able to stand outside without a coat."
"If people did not love one another, I really don’t see what use there would be in having any spring."
"The first blooms of spring always make my heart sing."
"Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn."
"Spring is the time to begin again."
"You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming."
"It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you've got it, you want – oh, you don’t quite know what it is you want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache."
"Spring is the season of hope, renewal, and rebirth - as well as pruning your hedges."
"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush."
"Spring has sprung. A grass has riz. I wonder where the flowers is."
"What a strange change of the seasons. It’s like winter took one last flip.”"
"No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to follow."
"And the sun took a step back, the leaves lulled themselves to sleep, and autumn was awakened."
"A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King."
"Every April, I get the urge to buy a bunch of tulips and plant them in the garden... and then I remember I can’t keep plants alive."
"In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours."
"Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world."
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