107 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Food.
"I actually think that recipes are just guidelines. You want to add 12 points of bourbon to the cake? Go for it!"
"Food is my favorite F word."
"I love pizza. Every time I see a slice, I can't help but say 'cheese!'"
"You can’t make everyone happy. You are not pizza."
"Food brings us together. Especially if it's free."
"If we’re not meant to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?"
"I only cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
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"I’m on the patch right now to avoid carbs. I see a pizza and I’m patchless."
"I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere!"
"The secret ingredient is always cheese."
"You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food."
"Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad."
"I have a pizza with your name on it. Just kidding, it’s mine!"
"Everything tastes better with bacon."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"My diet is like a software update. Sorry for the inconvenience, we’re working on the problem!"
"You had me at pizza."
"I don’t trust people who don’t like tacos."
"Good food is all the sweeter when shared with good friends."
"Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food."
"I cook with wine, and sometimes I even add it to the food."
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"I love to cook with wine. Sometimes, I even put it in the food."
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of you will understand this."
"If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."
"You can’t make everybody happy. You aren’t pizza."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"I like food. I’m an eater."
"Bacon: the gift that keeps on giving."
"Diet Day - when you eat everything you wanted but call it a cheat day."
"I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days."
"I never met a calorie I didn’t like."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pizza, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"It's not a diet. It's called 'smart eating.'"
"I don’t eat food, I eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner."
"Eating cake is a happy way to lose your problems."
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"I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be a friendship."
"I’ve never met a veggie I didn’t like — because I always cover them in cheese."
"Nothing brings people together like good food."
"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
"Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
"There is no love sincerer than the love of food."
"I’ve tried to exercise by eating chocolate, but it’s just not the same."
"I want someone to look at me the way I look at food."
"If we’re not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?"
"I love tacos. I could eat tacos all day, every day."
"Food is like sex: When you deny yourself, you’re only just lying to yourself."
"People who love to eat are always the best people."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy donuts. And that's kind of the same thing."
"An onion can make people cry, but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
"The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."
"I can't imagine a man really enjoying a meal without dessert."
"Chocolate is cheaper than therapy."
"The only reason I don’t eat fast food is that the drive-thru is too slow."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"If you think about it, it’s kind of weird that we eat heat-treated plant embryos."
"There’s no ‘we’ in food."
"Laughter is brightest where food is."
"Food is like a love affair. You fall in, you fall out."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza."
"I'm on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days."
"I love food. I love eating. And I don't want to ever stop."
"There’s no we in food."
"Age and glasses of wine should never be counted."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy donuts. And that’s kind of the same thing."
"I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac."
"To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art."
"I love dessert. I can't resist it."
"If you don't like my attitude, quit talking to me."
"Cheese! Milk's leap toward immortality."
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
"I have a passion for food and I want to share it."
"You can’t put a price on happiness, but you can put a price on pizza."
"I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"Never go grocery shopping when you’re hungry."
"I don't know what I’d do without chocolate."
"An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough."
"I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food."
"There is no ‘we’ in food."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
"You can't make everybody happy. You're not pizza."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"If you combine wine and dinner, the result will be wine-dinner."
"You can't live a full life on an empty stomach."
"A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands."
"Food is the most primitive form of comfort."
"What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a funny sort of man."
"Never eat more than you can lift."
"I never met a pizza I didn't like."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised mother-in-law."
"Life is too short to eat bad food."
"There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
"Good food is good mood."
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
"The only time to be positive you've got a clear path is when you're on the edge of a cliff."
"If we are what we eat, then I’m too fast, cheap, and easy."
"I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food."
"If you think you're too small to be effective, you've never been in bed with a mosquito."
"Life is like a sandwich: you have to fill it with the best ingredients."
"Where there’s a will, there’s a relative."
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