92 result(s) for Roasting Quotes.
"I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong."
"You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day."
"Some day you’ll go far... and I hope you stay there."
"I’m jealous of people who get to be with you because you’re so awful."
"You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
"I’m amazed at how you manage to breathe and be obnoxious at the same time."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much!"
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"You're the human version of a participation trophy."
"It’s not that I don’t like you. I just don’t like you in my life."
"You're proof that not everyone is capable of greatness."
"You’re like a candle in the wind. Useless, but getting all the attention."
"I’m just trying to get through this without a college degree, like you."
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
"You're so dense, light bends around you."
"The only thing you’re good at is being a bad example."
"You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
"You must be really proud of yourself for being you."
"I’m not saying you’re stupid, but you could be the poster child for genetic mistakes."
"You’re as useless as the 'ueue' in 'queue'."
"I’d call you a joke, but that would imply I laughed."
"You’re like a software that never gets updates—so outdated."
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"You're proof that some people should not reproduce."
"If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. But you're more like a rotten apple."
"The only thing more beautiful than your face is your heart—too bad it doesn't work."
"You're not stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking."
"I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
"I’d explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home."
"I'd call you a tool, but that implies you're actually useful."
"If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone as annoying as you, I would start a bank account."
"You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day."
"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet."
"You're like a software bug—no one wants you around, but somehow you're always here."
"Somewhere out there, there’s a village missing its idiot."
"You’re like a candle in the wind: useless, but at least you can light the way for someone clueless."
"You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway."
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"It's not that you're so dumb; it's just that you know so little."
"You're a gray matter that has gone to waste."
"I don’t want to say you’re ugly, but if I were with you, I’d have to hold a bag over your head."
"You’re like a software update; I don’t want you, but I know I have to deal with you."
"I'd call you a joke, but that would imply you actually made me laugh."
"You’re like a broken pencil: pointless."
"You’re the human version of a participation trophy."
"You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
"I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you."
"I’m just trying to see if there’s a brain in that thick skull of yours."
"I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home."
"If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty."
"You're like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, 'Not now.'"
"I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes."
"I'd call you a tool, but that implies you’re actually useful."
"You're the reason God created the middle finger."
"I’d explain it to you, but I can’t articulate stupidity."
"I'd call you a joke, but that would be inappropriate because jokes are funny."
"You're like a candle in the wind—useless and blown out."
"You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
"I'd say you're like a broken pencil, pointless."
"You're the reason we have warning labels."
"You’re like a software that crashes. I just want to uninstall you."
"I’d call you a tool, but that implies you’re actually useful."
"Some day you’ll go far… and I hope you don’t come back."
"You’re so dense, light bends around you."
"I would explain it to you, but I’m all out of puppets and crayons."
"You’re like a software update. Always shows up when I'm busy."
"You're as useless as a white crayon."
"I’m not insulting you; I’m describing you."
"Somewhere out there, a village is missing its idiot."
"I would explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home."
"You’re like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, 'Not now.'"
"I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room."
"If you were any more basic, you’d be a function."
"I’m allergic to stupidity, so I break out in hives around you."
"You’re proof that even evolution makes mistakes."
"I’m not saying you’re stupid, but you make me feel smart."
"You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day."
"I’m impressed by your confidence, seeing as you have no reason to be."
"You’re the reason God created the middle finger."
"I’d call you a tool, but that implies you're useful."
"I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons."
"Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them."
"I’ve seen salads dress better than you."
"You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking."
"If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world."
"You’re not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing."
"Your face makes onions cry."
"You’re like a candle in the wind: useless and pointless."
"If you were any more inbred, you’d be a sandwich."
"I’m not sure what makes you so stupid, but it really works."
"You’re as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
"You’re like a software update. You make things slower, and everyone dreads your arrival."
"I’ve got a good mind to give you a piece of it."
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