133 result(s) for Major Payne Quotes.
"You will be on your feet and moving! You will be home before the cows get there!"
"I don’t want to hear you talking about the way I’m breaking your little hearts. You’re football players, not babies."
"You people act like you’re in the middle of a hurricane or something. Ain’t nothing going on but your mama’s big feet."
"It’s my job to make your life miserable, and I am going to do it with a smile on my face!"
"I am the hand of justice... and that hand is going to slap you upside the head!"
"If you think you’re tough, you ain’t seen nothing yet!"
"Look at this. Look at this! If you don’t tackle him, I will throw you out of the game!"
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
"I don't care about your feelings! I only care about your performance!"
"Isn’t that cute? You’re gonna cry your little eyes out!"
"You will eat the dirt! You will grind the dirt! You will love the dirt!"
"The only place you’re going to see a straight line is in the bathroom!"
"This is not a game. This is life and death. No one is going to coddle you out there!"
"The only way to get tougher is to endure it!"
"You can’t go soft on me! I won’t allow it!"
"Feel the burn! Love the burn! Embrace the burn!"
"In this world, there are two types of people: winners and losers!"
"To be successful, you must first be willing to get knocked down!"
"If you're not sweating, you're not working hard enough!"
"No more whining, no more crying. You got a job to do!"
"You will learn discipline, or you'll learn pain!"
"No excuses! Just results!"
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
"You are all part of my team now, and I WILL make you stronger!"
"You want to survive? Then buckle up!"
"Train hard, play hard!"
"It’s time to step up or step out!"
"This isn’t a daycare center, it’s a military academy!"
"Suck it up! Show me what you’re made of!"
"What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought."
"I'm gonna put my foot so far up your behind, you'll be able to taste my shoe!"
"You are all worthless and weak. You are all worthless and weak!"
"I don't want to hear your excuses. Every single person on this team is going to see to it that you are filled with pride!"
"You're going to eat your guts out, jerky!"
"You're going to do it my way or you're going to find yourself back on your mama's couch!"
"This is not a democracy. It's a dictatorship!"
"Fear is the enemy! You need to crush it like a bug under your boot!"
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
"What you need is discipline! And a good butt-kicking!"
"You can pray for forgiveness, but you're not getting any from me!"
"Get down and give me 20! And don't you dare stop!"
"There's a lot of things in this world you can't control, but you can control your attitude!"
"You think this is a game? You think this is a joke?"
"You’re going to learn that life is not always fair!"
"If you are not going to give your all, then you are going to fall!"
"You think you can just go on living your life without paying the price?"
"Form a line! The last person in line does not exist!"
"Your fear is a cloud that hangs over your head. It's time to break through!"
"You will respect this uniform! Or else you'll regret it!"
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!"
"The clock is ticking, and you're wasting my time!"
"Listen up, maggots! This is your wake-up call!"
"You are your own worst enemy! It's time to get out of your own way!"
"You think I'm here to babysit you? I'm not your mama!"
"There is no I in team! Only a 'me' if you spell it right!"
"I want results, and I want them yesterday!"
"You are either with me or against me! There is no in-between!"
"I don't think I can do this!"
"You know what the problem is? You have no discipline!"
"You think you can play soldier? You think we're a bunch of kids?!"
"The first thing you've got to learn is how to get your uniforms clean!"
"Pain is just weakness leaving the body!"
"You did it wrong, you did it wrong, you did it wrong!"
"When I was in the jungle, the only thing I cared about was finding a way to survive!"
"What are you smiling at? Do you find something funny, soldier?"
"If it ain't hard, it ain't worth doing!"
"You’re gonna need a bigger stick!"
"Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?"
"I'm gonna give you what I call the 'Payne Section'!"
"I’ll show you what pain is!"
"As long as you got a weak link, we all go down!"
"We don’t shoot and kill each other here!"
"You want to be my friend? You gotta pay!"
"What I say goes! End of discussion!"
"You think you're tough? You haven't seen tough yet!"
"Take it from me; you're going to need some help!"
"I’m the best damn commander this side of the Mississippi!"
"Too much weakness in this unit!"
"You are part of a team, but I don’t see any teamwork!"
"Forget mercy; you need to learn discipline!"
"You want breakfast? You better work for it!"
"You’re gonna give me 110%, or you’re gonna find out just how much pain you can take!"
"Being a soldier is not just a title; it’s a mindset!"
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
"This is a place for a leader, a man that shuns the cowardly ways."
"It's not a question of whether we can do it; it's a question of whether we will."
"I don't really feel like putting on pants right now."
"You can either get with the program or get out of my way."
"Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, an hour, a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside."
"You think I'm crazy? You should see some of the things I've done!"
"In war, there are no rules. Everything's fair."
"You’ll be glad to know I’ve had only one fatality since I’ve been here."
"I was a 'needs improvement' kind of guy."
"You want to play games? Let’s play games."
"The deadliest weapon you have is your mind."
"I only have two rules for you — listen and do as I say."
"You have to want to be better."
"Ain't no crying in war!"
"Rapport is a two-way street."
"You start with the fundamentals."
"Leadership is not about being liked; it's about getting results."
"Your mission, should you choose to accept it!"
"Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you."
"You've got to have guts to win."
"Respect is earned, not given."
"I'm not your mother."
"Trust me — there's nothing a good physical beating can't fix."
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
"If you want it, you have to earn it."
"Let's go out there and show them what we're made of."
"I’m gonna make you my personal gimp."
"You will not laugh. You will not cry. You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you."
"You are not allowed to be happy in my presence!"
"You want to be a leader? You gotta lead!"
"The only way you’re gonna survive this is if you put your minds together and work it out, gentlemen."
"I can’t hear you! You sound like a bunch of little girls!"
"You’re gonna need a whole lot of courage to get through this!"
"I will not hesitate to send you to the medical unit!"
"If you wish to be the best, you must first learn to suffer!"
"The only thing standing between you and greatness is you."
"Do you have any idea what it takes to be a soldier?"
"This is not a democracy! This is the military!"
"You’re supposed to be soldiers! Not some little girl scouts!"
"Now get out there and get me a pizza!"
"You need to toughen up; stop being so soft!"
"It’s not about winning; it’s about not losing!"
"You call that a formation? I see a bunch of confused ants!"
"You men are like a bunch of sheep. You need to learn to think for yourselves!"
"Pain is just weakness leaving the body."
"I’m here to make you better than you ever thought you could be."
"Fear is nothing; it’s just a state of mind."
"Get out of my way, or I will crush you!"
"In this army, we don’t quit. We adjust and we adapt!"
"Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to toughen up!"
"When I was your age, I could run a marathon in under three hours!"
"Let’s do this the hard way. I know you have it in you!"
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
