135 result(s) for Jay And Silent Bob Quotes.
"Don't hassle the Hoff."
"We're not even supposed to be here today!"
"Snoochie boochies!"
"I’m going to take a dump. How about you?"
"This is how we do it at the Quick Stop."
"I am not even supposed to be here today!"
"You know, without me, you’re just a loser."
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"Sometimes you have to break the rules to set things right."
"You can’t take away my manhood!"
"The key to a good life is to just be you."
"Life is just a series of moments, you have to appreciate them."
"Chasing Amy? More like chasing my dreams."
"I’m not a monster; I have feelings too!"
"Boo-yah!"
"I'm always right, and I'm always funny."
"With great power, comes great responsibility."
"You’re all in the wrong fucking movie!"
"I can’t believe you took a shit on my car!"
"Never underestimate the power of a good friend."
"The world is filled with idiots, but it makes for good stories."
"We’re just two guys trying to get by, man."
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"Life has its ups and downs, but all that matters is that you keep moving forward."
"I'd give up anything for a day in your shoes."
"It’s not about the destination; it’s about the journey."
"If you don't like what I have to say, you can shut the fuck up!"
"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
"We’re just here for the ride, man."
"Sometimes, silence is the loudest answer."
"You know, the only thing worse than being a loser is being a loser that can't even get a break."
"I am not even a part of the movie, but still believe I should get paid."
"It's all about the money, money, money."
"You know what they say: Behind every good man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"That's not even a word!"
"You can't take the universe and shove it in a box, man."
"Life is a series of choices; yours is to make everything worse."
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"Sometimes the answer is right in front of your face, and that answer is usually 'I don't know.'"
"You can’t get any more ‘unplugged’ than just being in your boxers drinking beer in front of the TV."
"I'm not saying I don't have faith in you—I just think you should probably rethink some of your choices."
"You know what they say: 'Life's a bitch, and then you marry one.'"
"Sometimes it just doesn't pay to be good."
"'Snootchie Bootchies!' That’s how you greet someone in the Jay and Silent Bob universe."
"If you live in this world and you don’t stick your neck out, you might as well be sleeping all day!"
"You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find you get what you need."
"No one ash-licks like Jay and Silent Bob."
"The truth is out there—or maybe it’s just right in front of our noses."
"I'd rather have my jagged edges than fit into someone else’s puzzle."
"If you’re going to do something, do it right. If you can’t do it right, then don’t do it at all."
"Hey, if you’re trying to get away from everything, this is the place to be."
"See, that’s the thing: You can’t go around confusing people and expecting them to follow you."
"There’s a fine line between being a loser and just not caring at all."
"Sometimes, silence speaks louder than words. Just ask me."
"We don’t make the rules, we just get paid to violate them."
"No one knows what they want until it’s too late."
"If you can’t find happiness in the small things, the bigger things aren’t going to matter."
"Life is a chaotic mess, and I'm okay with that."
"Snoogans!"
"I’m not a bad guy. I’m just a guy who does bad things."
"It’s not because I’m a bad person. It’s just the way I am."
"Yo, you ever get a time stick?"
"You can’t just be like, ‘Oh, you look like you're on the verge of a panic attack.’"
"If you don’t have a little faith in something, what’s the point?"
"You gotta live your life, man. You can’t just let it go by."
"I’m not a hustler; I’m a business man."
"You’re being like a bear in a cage. Just roaming around and you don’t even know why."
"Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do."
"You can’t stop the Bob!"
"Life’s a bitch and then you die."
"You and me can change the world – because we know what’s what!"
"I didn't mean to say that out loud!"
"I’m just trying to buy weed."
"Every time you turn around, you see something you want."
"Ain’t nobody got time for that!"
"I’m not saying I’m Batman, I’m just saying nobody has seen me and Batman in the same room."
"You gotta be tough, man."
"It’s not about how much you owe, it’s about what you do with what you have."
"You look like a big ol' troll."
"What can I say? I’m an enigma wrapped in a riddle."
"The mind is a terrible thing to waste on problems."
"I speak fluent movie quotes."
"We’re all friends here. Let’s keep it that way."
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
"Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man."
"Snootchie bootchies!"
"You know what, I’m sick of this. I’m out of here!"
"I don’t want to be a part of your world, I just want to make a fool out of myself!"
"This is what happens when you give a bunch of punk kids a camera."
"The only thing I do is smoke weed and play video games."
"If you don't want me to stick my gum on your car, don't park where I can see it."
"You know, if you weren't my mother, I'd kiss you."
"I’m *not* your friend, I’m your best you."
"You're asking the wrong guy. I think I just came up with the lazy man's guide to success."
"If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!"
"The world is filled with people who are unhappy, and I can’t be one of them."
"This is the part where I explain to you how much we love doing this."
"Do you mind if I take a scoop?"
"I'm not looking for any trouble, but I might just find it."
"It's not that I don't care; I just don’t care."
"All you need is love... and a good snack."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you blank tapes, make a movie."
"You know you’re not supposed to be smoking in here, right?"
"Good friends are hard to come by; I’m going to stick by you like glue."
"Sometimes it’s good to talk to yourself; you might just find out what you really think."
"This isn't just a hobby; it's an adventure and a journey."
"Why not just embrace your weirdness?"
"Life’s too short to live for someone else’s dreams."
"Chasing dreams is what I do best, even if that dream is simple."
"Let’s make a movie; forget about reality."
"If you want to be funny… do something funny!"
"You know, we could always be up in the trees, talking to the squirrels, waiting for that nutty little critter to come out."
"I'm a back up. You can be a dick all you want, but it doesn't make you right."
"Ain't nobody got time for that!"
"It's not about the money, it's about sending a message."
"If you're going to be a bear, be a grizzly."
"I’m not even supposed to be here today!"
"We’re not here to cause trouble. We're just here to help you. Or take your stuff."
"Jesus, I don’t know what you’re talking about! Everybody is doing it!"
"There’s a time and a place for everything, but not now."
"You know the best part about a goatee? You don’t have to shave every day."
"Life's a bitch, and then you die."
"You gotta get your own back, man."
"Ever try to find a movie that’s not all about explosions and special effects? It’s tough."
"Just because you’re a loser, doesn’t mean you can’t have friends."
"I think I’d rather pierce my own scrotum than sit here and listen to this."
"The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun."
"You can’t just run around like in a kung fu movie, you actually have to know karate."
"Sometimes you gotta put your faith in the oddest of places."
"The first rule of being a superhero is to never tell your secret identity."
"You gotta be willing to take some risks in life."
"You can't be afraid to clash, man."
"A story’s only as good as the storyteller."
"If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing."
"My man, you can't argue with glorious."
"Sometimes you gotta go for the gold."
"We aren’t here to make friends, we’re here to make memories."
"There’s a fine line between clever and stupid."
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