131 result(s) for Funny Goodbye Quotes.
"I'm outta here! I'm going to live in a reality where my clothes match and my hair doesn't."
"Goodbye, everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy!"
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because you won't have to hear me again!"
"I’m like the wind. I’m here one minute and gone the next... but mostly just gone."
"I’m leaving because the voices told me to."
"Goodbye! I hope you all stay in touch... with your therapist!"
"Exit, stage left, into the sunset, and maybe a margarita."
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"Goodbye! I wish you well... until we meet again on social media!"
"If you're going to be late, don't. Just say goodbye!"
"Leaving so soon? Did I mention it’s all downhill from here?"
"Say goodbye, but don’t let the door hit you on the way out."
"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
"Well, this is it. The moment when I realize I can finally stop pretending to be nice!"
"I was going to take over the world, but I overslept. Goodbye!"
"Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. But also, I’m hungry, so bye!"
"I'm glad to be going, but I’m leaving with so many unanswered questions."
"Farewell! I’m off to find a life that doesn’t involve adulting!"
"I've decided to leave with the grace of a gazelle and the speed of light."
"Goodbyes are not forever, they are not the end. They simply mean I’ll miss you until we meet again… probably at the grocery store!"
"Talk to you later! Unless I forget your name. In which case, good luck!"
"Goodbye, everyone! I’m off to be a legend. Or maybe just take a nap."
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"I've learned that goodbyes are just a prelude to the next phase of being obnoxious!"
"Goodbye is just another word for 'I have important places to be!'"
"Adios, amigos! May your days be bright and your coffee always strong!"
"Yo! I’m heading out to save the world... or my couch. Same thing!"
"I said goodbye, but it’s not forever. I’ll be back to annoy you again!"
"Goodbye, and remember: don’t do anything I wouldn’t do… which means you can basically do anything."
"Goodbye is just a way to say I love you and I am really going to miss you… but not enough to stick around!"
"It’s not goodbye, it’s just ‘see you later’… unless you owe me money."
"I’m off to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here!"
"Saying goodbye is like saying hello — only you’re going backward!"
"Goodbye, friend! I hope they serve ice cream wherever you’re going."
"I'll be thinking about you every day until I'm not."
"They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder. So does alcohol."
"Goodbye! It's been a pleasure to erase you from my memory."
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"Goodbye, old friend. I hope your next adventure is as wacky as this one."
"I’m not sure what I’ll miss most: your face or your voice. Just kidding — your face."
"Goodbye! I’m only a text message away, if you don't mind me ignoring you."
"It’s hard to say goodbye to someone as special as me!"
"Well, this is awkward. Goodbye!"
"Let’s not say goodbye. Let’s just say ‘until next time I post something ridiculous.’"
"I’ll remember you fondly — but not so fondly that I’ll keep in touch!"
"Goodbye, and may the odds be ever in your favor! Oh wait, wrong quote."
"Parting is such sweet sorrow, but not so sweet that I won’t miss the ice cream in the fridge!"
"It’s been real… and it’s been fun… but it hasn’t been real fun."
"Goodbye is just a fancy way of saying I’m going to block you now!"
"Departing is the hardest part, especially if there’s cake involved."
"It’s time for us to part ways, but at least I won’t have to share the last cookie."
"Goodbye, but not forever! I’ll be seeing you on social media!"
"I'll miss you — not as much as you miss your favorite TV show finale."
"Goodbye! I hope the new place has great Wi-Fi."
"Navigating the world without you will be hard, but I'll manage... with snacks!"
"Goodbye! I’m off to find the real world, where you don’t have to answer emails at odd hours."
"I can’t believe I’m leaving all this behind. It’s been emotional. See ya! Or as they say in Hawaii, Aloha! Unless you’re crying, then it’s Aloha. Bye."
"It’s time to go. I’ll be back… just like that bad penny you keep finding."
"Farewell, and may the odds be ever in your favor, unless you’re leaving a party, then I hope they’re in my favor."
"Goodbye, my friend. I wish you all the best, but from afar. Please don’t let my absence ruin your fun."
"I’m not saying goodbye, I'm just saying see you later… like hours later when the tears have stopped."
"Time to say goodbye. I guess this means I can take my leftover cake with me, right?"
"Goodbye! I’ll be off to where the Wi-Fi is weak and the snacks are abundant."
"When one door closes, another opens. But, in my case, I’m just heading to the fridge."
"Leaving is hard. But think of all the times I’ll haunt your dreams."
"I’m off to find my new adventure, possibly in a bag of chips. Goodbye!"
"Goodbye! Don’t worry, my absence will feel like a breath of fresh air… for you, at least."
"Farewell, and remember: I’ll be the ghost that’s always totally void of any responsibility."
"It’s hard to say goodbye, but I’m sure the cake I’m taking with me will make it easier."
"I’m heading out, but I’ll leave you with this: Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how to do it."
"I’m off to seek my fortune… and by that, I mean a nap. Goodbye!"
"So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye! Just remember, the cake is a lie."
"Don’t be sad that I’m leaving; be happy that I’m taking my awkwardness with me!"
"Goodbye isn’t forever. It’s just my excuse not to respond for a while."
"I’m off to bigger and better things! Like binge-watching on my couch. Goodbye!"
"Goodbye! I’ll miss you like a squirrel misses its nut… terribly."
"It’s not goodbye; it’s just a really long ‘See you later’ while I take a detour through Snackville."
"Goodbye, and remember, if you see me in your dreams, it means I’m still haunting you."
"I’m outta here like a fart in the wind. Goodbye!"
"Goodbye, everyone! I hope this isn’t the last time we meet… on social media."
"Adios, amigos! I’m off to find myself… at the nearest buffet."
"I don’t know where I’m going, but I promise it won’t be boring."
"Goodbye! I’m off to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait."
"I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"I’ve learned that bad times are just times that are bad."
"It's not goodbye, it's just a see you later... unless I owe you money."
"Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I’ll miss you until we meet again."
"I can’t believe you’re really leaving. You’ll miss me too much!"
"How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard."
"Goodbye, my friend. I wish I could say it nicely but I think we both know—please don’t come back!"
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
"If you’re going to be late again, may I suggest sending a postcard?"
"The only reason I’m leaving is because I’m going to miss you too much!"
"Goodbye is a beautiful word because it means ‘Hello’ is on the way."
"The farewell came with a price, my sense of humor. Luckily, it was on sale."
"I might not be there in person, but my spirit will be walking with you… in flip-flops!"
"Goodbye is just a fancy way of saying ‘I’m too lazy to keep in touch.’"
"Life is a journey. But if you’re going to leave, take me with you!"
"Cheers to all the times I’ll miss you—starting now!"
"You’ll always be in my heart, but I’ll definitely take your snacks."
"Goodbye! I’m off to seek my fortune. If you see my fortune, send it back!"
"It’s been a slice of heaven. Now I’m off to hell!"
"Guess this is it. I’ll miss your face; I won’t miss your snoring."
"Goodbyes are like farts; they’re better when they’re short!"
"Farewell, my friend! May your next adventure be more fun than our last one!"
"Goodbye! I’m leaving you behind with all my weirdness. Good luck!"
"It’s time to say goodbye. Let’s pretend it’s not awkward."
"I’ve got 99 problems and saying goodbye is one of them."
"I can’t believe I’m leaving. Who will put up with my nonsense now?"
"Goodbyes are not forever, goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I’ll miss you until we meet again. And who knows? Maybe I’ll miss you more than the person who’s more important to me!"
"Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again."
"Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened."
"Goodbye, my friend. I know you will miss me, but I will try to send you a postcard from my new life!"
"I’ve learned that goodbyes will always hurt, pictures will never replace having been there, memories, good or bad, will bring tears and words can never replace those feelings."
"See you later, alligator! After a while, crocodile!"
"Goodbye! I’m off to find some more adventures—don’t worry, I’ll bring you back a souvenir!"
"You’re off to great places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, so… get on your way!"
"I’m outta here! Like a fart in the wind!"
"Goodbye is a nice way to say, 'I’m outta here, see ya never!'"
"Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say goodnight till it be morrow."
"It’s not goodbye, it’s just a temporary detour on the road to awesome!"
"I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright, enough rain to appreciate the sun more, and enough happiness to keep you. Goodbye!"
"Take a piece of my heart with you… and don’t forget to send me the rest!"
"In the end, we’ll all become stories. Mine will be hilarious."
"Goodbye, and good luck chasing your dreams! Remember to take a nap, though; I know you need it."
"Remember to always be a little bit crazy—just don’t forget I’m the craziest of them all!"
"I’m not saying goodbye, I’m just saying hasta la vista, baby!"
"Adios, muchachos! The fun doesn’t stop here; it just gets more exciting!"
"Goodbye may seem forever. Farewell is like the end, but in my heart is the memory, and there you will always be."
"If we don’t meet again, it’s probably because you forgot where we were supposed to meet."
"Smell ya later!"
"Goodbye is not a bad thing—after all, it’s just a lead-in to a good hello."
"It’s been real; it’s been fun; it’s been real fun!"
"I’m off to pursue my dreams—unless they’ve already gone to bed!"
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