131 result(s) for Funny Batman Quotes.
"I am Batman."
"Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb."
"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."
"I don't need a cape to fly."
"Riddle me this: what has legs but doesn’t walk?"
"The only thing I’m afraid of is bats."
"You know, it's funny. For a guy who's always brooding, he has an amazing sense of humor."
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"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain – or you dress up in a bat costume."
"To the Batmobile!"
"I never really thought of myself as a hero. I’m just a guy who wears a suit and fights crime."
"Bats are not rats with wings. They’re way cooler."
"If I had a dollar for every time I saved Gotham…"
"I’m Batman. It’s kind of my thing."
"To those who say ‘I can’t be bothered,’ I say: I have a Bat Signal."
"What’s black and blue and dead all over? The Joker after I’m done with him."
"Hey, I'm just a guy in a batsuit."
"First, I’ll put on my cowl, and then… I'll make a plan!"
"Just because you have the power to destroy anything doesn’t mean you can’t also be really funny."
"I’m the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now."
"I don't always have a plan, but when I do, it's a bat plan."
"I find that humor helps when you’re trying to unchain yourself from a giant penny."
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"No, I’m not mad; I’m just a little batty!"
"I have a great relationship with my Batmobile. We understand each other."
"What do you call a Batman with a sense of humor? The Pun-isher!"
"There’s nothing funny about being a hero. Except when I’m sliding down the Batpole."
"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me. And that’s just funny."
"I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman - and I need some coffee!"
"You know, I don't need to do the dishes. I'm Batman."
"I’m not a hero. I’m a protector. And sometimes I protect with a punchline!"
"I have no limits. Well, except when my butler refuses to help with my laundry!"
"What’s the difference between Batman and a billionaire? Batman has better gadgets."
"I don't need a costume to be intimidating. Just look at my tax bill!"
"Do I look like I need a cape? The outfit stands out enough!"
"Robin, why did you bring a spoon to a knife fight? Because I'm Batman and I like to keep it interesting!"
"Alfred, my cape is stuck in the door again. Can you help? I mean, I’m Batman, but this is just embarrassing."
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"Even Batman needs a day off... but not from pressing questions."
"Why did the Joker cross the road? To get to the dark side. Ha! Like I’m ever going to let him get there."
"Sometimes I just want to be Bruce Wayne and sip a latte without a villain crashing the party."
"Being Batman means you can have your cape and wear it too!"
"You see, Gotham doesn’t need a superhero. It needs a comedian to lighten the mood!"
"I’m Batman. And sometimes, even Batman needs a nap!"
"The real reason I wear a mask? So people don't see me laughing at my own jokes!"
"I told my therapist I'm Batman. Now I have to pay double for the session!"
"Sometimes, I think Joker might be the funny guy in this duo. I mean, have you heard his puns?"
"You call this chaos? I've faced bigger messes at Wayne Enterprises!"
"I'm late for the Batmobile; it doesn't drive itself – yet!"
"They say laughter is the best medicine. I just have to keep my enemies in stitches!"
"I don’t usually make jokes unless I’m in a tight spot. Like when I’m stuck in the Batcave and Alfred makes dinner."
"The best part about being Batman? Instant delivery on gadgets - no awkward hangups!"
"A day without laughter is a day wasted. Good thing I have a Bat-signal!"
"Laughter is the best defense; that’s why I keep making jokes, even in the darkest hours!"
"I don’t need a costume to be a hero. I just need a good sidekick."
"It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me... and my suit is pretty cool."
"I’m Batman. And that’s not just a line, it’s an attitude."
"Could you please stop calling me ‘Bats’? I’m not a furry animal!"
"The real secret to getting more sleep? Just put on a mask and call yourself ‘The Dark Knight’!"
"Why did I get in the Batmobile? Because it’s easier than running!"
"You know you’re in trouble when your sidekick is funnier than you!"
"My favorite exercise? Jumping to conclusions while wearing a cape!"
"Robin, stop cracking jokes! This isn’t a sitcom! Oh wait… yes, it is!"
"Being a hero is tough, but at least I don’t have to do my own laundry!"
"Alfred, can we order takeout? Even Batman needs a break from crime fighting!"
"Why so serious? Oh right, I'm Batman!"
"What do you call a superhero who always has his way? Bat-Manipulative!"
"Why did Batman and Robin never use smartphones? They’ve always preferred the Bat-Signal!"
"My cape is not a towel, Alfred!"
"When life throws you a plot twist, just redirect it with your cape, and keep on flying!"
"In Gotham, we don’t need a reason to wear a costume. We just wear it!"
"I always make a point to show up uninvited. It’s one of the perks of being Batman!"
"Every day is a good day to be Batman, especially if it’s Taco Tuesday!"
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but I prefer Bat-Vitamins!"
"If I had a dollar for every time I saved Gotham, I’d still take the Batmobile for a joyride!"
"I wear my mask so people won’t recognize me. But the truth is, I’m Batman!"
"What do you get when you cross Batman with a detective? A Bat-tective!"
"Even superheroes make time for selfies; just ask Alfred!"
"If you can dodge a bullet, you can definitely dodge a bad pun!"
"Batman doesn’t do 'free time'; he does 'crime time'!"
"What’s black and gray and loads of fun? Batman’s sense of humor!"
"I don't need to be a detective to know you're Batman!"
"Haven't you heard? I don't need a cape to be a superhero."
"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me. Also, I'm Batman."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. Also, I'm Batman."
"Why did Batman and Robin never use smartphones? Because they couldn't find the right app-ocalypse!"
"Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then always be Batman."
"I’m Batman. But on weekends, I prefer Bruce Wayne."
"Why does Batman always win? Because he has a great sense of humor – it's always dark!"
"Batman's a myth. Aliens are real. I need to call Batman."
"I'm the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now... mainly because I’m busy."
"When in doubt, have a cape."
"I’m not saying I’m Batman; I’m just saying you’ve never seen me and Batman in the same room together."
"What does Batman use to catch his villains? The batnet."
"How does Batman like his coffee? Dark, just like his humor."
"Batman doesn't do sidekicks; he does partners-in-crime-fighting."
"The Dark Knight rises again... mostly because the coffee ran out."
"If you ever feel useless, just remember that Batman has a plan for everything, even for telling jokes."
"Who needs superpowers when you have gadgets and a great sense of humor?"
"Why so serious? It's just a bunch of clowns running around Gotham!"
"I can’t save everyone, but I can make a great punchline!"
"Jokes on the Joker! Batman always gets the last laugh!"
"You know you’re doing it right when the villains start calling you a joke!"
"Sometimes it feels like I'm fighting a losing battle... unless I have a good one-liner to drop."
"In a world full of chaos, I choose to be the punchline."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? ‘Robin, get in the car!’"
"I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same place together? Oh wait, yes, you have!"
"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me. And what I do is punch bad guys in the face."
"I’d love to stay and chat, but I’m busy. You know, saving the world and all that jazz."
"I’m Batman. I just know you’re going to ask me for my secret identity."
"Do I look like a guy with a plan? I just do what I do."
"The truth is... I am Iron Man. Oops, wrong franchise!"
"I can't be bought, bullied, or reasoned with. I can't be shut up! I will not be intimidated!"
"Always ready, always prepared. That's the Boy Scout motto. Who knew it'd apply to a vigilante?"
"You can’t be a hero if you don’t have a nightmare."
"I don’t need a cape or a cowl to be a hero. Now, where’s my utility belt?"
"I’m not saying I’m Batman, but no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together."
"It's not easy being a superhero, especially with these tights!"
"Robin, remember: we’re the caped crusaders, not the confused crusaders."
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but I prefer my batarangs."
"I may be a billionaire, but I still have to wash the Batmobile myself!"
"There’s nothing wrong with a little manly bonding while fighting crime."
"The only thing scarier than the Joker is my dry cleaning bill!"
"Sometimes you have to push people away to find out who really cares about you—like Alfred when I try to hug him."
"The Batcave: where I work on my brooding and my gadgets."
"I don't need a Robin to tell me when I look good in spandex."
"Why so serious, Joker? I thought we were just having a friendly game of ‘Catch the Punchline’!"
"If you ever need to borrow the Batmobile, just ask. If you can find it!"
"Superheroes don’t get summer vacations; we just go from one crisis to another!"
"I thought crime fighting was a serious business. Turns out it has its moments!"
"Just because I wear a mask doesn’t mean I’m not having fun!"
"Sometimes I think this city needs a wake-up call, not just a Man in Bat!"
"What do you mean, I can't eat nachos while wearing the cowl?"
"I’ve benchmarked my nighttime crime-fighting schedule with sleep. Guess which one wins?"
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