130 result(s) for Funny Italian Quotes.
"I’m an artist. I’m a performer. I’m an Italian. I do what I feel."
"The only thing I know is that I know nothing. And Italian food is the only perfect thing."
"To be Italian is to be a part of a rich and vibrant culture that appreciates the beauty in the everyday."
"In Italy, people treat you like family, even if you aren't part of the family."
"An Italian tourist stood in front of the Mona Lisa and exclaimed, 'It’s so small!'"
"Life is too short not to eat pasta."
"The Italian doesn't have a sense of humor. He has a sense of irony."
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"Italians can’t be bored; they can’t be apathetic. They live in a state of hyper-reality."
"If you’re not Italian, you’re not going to understand our kind of drama."
"A year without pasta is like a year without sunshine."
"Italian is an incredibly beautiful language. I wouldn’t speak it in a bath, but I would speak it in a pizzeria!"
"Everything you see I owe to spaghetti."
"If you think my Italian is bad, you should hear my English!"
"In Italy, you must make your own magic."
" Italians are passionate about food, love, family, and sports, so good luck finding an argument where all four aren’t intertwined!"
"Pasta is the ultimate comfort food."
"Italian people have a way of putting everyone at ease; it's like magic."
"There is no greater satisfaction than the taste of a perfectly cooked Italian dish."
"If you’re just a little bit Italian, there’s a flavor in your being that’s surrounded by energy and passion."
"In Italy, everyone is an artist. They just have different mediums."
"To be Italian is to be curious about life, food, and the people around you."
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"I came to Italy when I was little, and my family has never left. We are here to stay."
"You can’t be unhappy if you have pasta!"
"In Italy, the expressions are sometimes funnier than the jokes!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"Pizza is a food you eat when you’re not sure what else to have!"
"In Italy, you can’t eat pasta without thinking about love!"
"In Italy, they add work and life on to food and wine."
"A man who has not traveled is a man who has not lived."
"To be happy in Italy, you must be good or very good at food."
"Life is too short to drink bad wine."
"I don’t want to be a genius—I have enough problems just trying to be a man."
"Good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used."
"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of pasta!"
"The trouble with Italy is that there are too many Italians."
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"Eat, pray, love. Then eat again."
"I'm just a meatball in a world of spaghetti."
"The only thing that can cure my pasta craving is more pasta."
"I’m just in a love affair with risotto."
"You can see the results of the lunch dishes in a friend’s eyes."
"Pasta is the one thing I could eat every day."
"Here’s to good friends and great cannoli!"
"Italians have a way of saying things that just sound funnier."
"You know you’re Italian when your first words are "Mangia! Mangia!"."
"I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food."
"Chasing after the perfect pizza is what life is all about."
"I'm not a chef, but I can make a pretty mean plate of spaghetti."
"As long as there is pasta and wine in the world, there is happiness."
"Sometimes, you just have to say 'Pasta la vista, baby!'"
"What’s the difference between a pizza and your opinion? A pizza can be delicious."
"Doing nothing is a job, too. Just ask any Italian."
"If at first you don’t succeed, order pizza."
"I can’t see a thing. I’m going to lead you this way, but honestly, I have no idea where we are going. So, let’s have a laugh and just enjoy the pizza!"
"In Italy, they add work and life on the same road. It’s called ‘la dolce vita’!"
"Pasta is the only thing that is sometimes too much. But it is a rare occasion."
"If you were going to give me a million dollars to stay with you, I wouldn’t do it for less than a million and a half."
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
"The only thing I love more than food is more food."
"When our Italian friends say they like us, they really mean they love our food."
"In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take... like that extra slice of lasagna!"
"You don’t have to be crazy to be in Italy... but it helps!"
"My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror."
"I think you might find a little bit of Tuscany in every pasta dish!"
"A man who doesn’t drink is like a fish that doesn’t swim."
"If you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!"
"Italy is a dream that keeps returning for the rest of your life."
"I came, I saw, I made pasta!"
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy pasta, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Why don’t Italians ever get lost? Because they always have a pizza to guide them!"
"This pizza is so good, it’s like a symphony in my mouth!"
"Eat well, travel often, and laugh harder—it’s my Italian way of life!"
"Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum."
"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication, especially when it’s about food."
"Behind every successful man there is a woman rolling pasta!"
"Why did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t handle his spaghetti arms!"
"In Italy, they say a gentleman is someone who can hold a lady’s hand while eating his pizza."
"The secret of my success? I’m eternally grateful for every slice of bread—or pizza!"
"Forget love, I’d rather fall in pasta!"
"In Italy, they add work and life on their vacation. That's why most people don't have a vacation."
"I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well!"
"You can tell a lot about a person by the way they eat their pasta."
"If you’re having a good time, be sure to tell your face!"
"Life is a combination of magic and pasta."
"To forget how to dig the earth and to tend the soil is to forget ourselves."
"I can't help but laugh at myself; it's the only thing I can do that doesn't cost me anything."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"An Italian saying: 'Life is too short to eat bad pasta!'"
"In Italy, the flavor is life. It's more to enjoy than to follow trends."
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
"Eating in Italy is like reading a good book – excruciatingly delightful and the happiest place to be."
"It's better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep."
"There’s no place like home. Except for Italy."
"Pasta is the answer, no matter the question."
"Italians have a flair for letting you know you’ve just made a mistake."
"Ciao is a way of life in Italy—it's how we say we care!"
"In Italy, I will take my coffee bitter, my pizza hot, and my days slow."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, I will be happy to do it for you."
"When life gives you lemons, make limoncello."
"The best way to predict the future is to create it... with pasta!"
"Italian food is 50% of your visit; the other half is the laughter along the way."
"Always carry a piece of chocolate and an espresso; it’s the Italian way to stay cheerful!"
"Come to Italy, you'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll realize how much you love pasta!"
"Wine is sunlight, held together by water—and maybe a little humor."
"An Italian’s love for food is only rivaled by their love for fun."
"I cannot tell you how much I love Italian food, but I'm pretty sure it's a crime to be this happy!"
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy pasta, and that's kind of the same thing."
"In Italy, they add work and life on their menu."
"If you have the opportunity to love, love. If you have the opportunity to eat pasta, eat pasta."
"Italian is a beautiful language, especially when you're cursing someone out."
"When you hear someone in Italy shouting, don’t look for trouble, it’s probably just a family dinner."
"An Italian joke is a lot like a lasagna: it's layered with meaning, but can still make you laugh."
"Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great pasta!"
"Why did the chef quit his job? He couldn't find thyme to cook!"
"In a relationship, the only thing that matters is love... and pizza."
"Good pasta, good mood, and if you add wine, great decisions!"
"If your coffee isn't good enough to hold, it's time for a new espresso."
"My diet is like a pizza: a little slice of everything."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!"
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!"
"Four out of five pizza lovers are just as good at math as they are at eating pizza."
"If love is a crime, then Italian food is the getaway vehicle."
"Never trust a skinny chef. He probably makes terrible pasta!"
"Can you keep a secret? I have an unhealthy relationship with pasta! We can never be apart!"
"Time flies when you’re having fun or when you’re waiting for your pasta to cook."
"What do you get when you cross a pizza with a soccer player? A pizza that can score!"
"If you can't make it to Italy, just eat some pasta and pretend you're there!"
"Why don’t Italians play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they shout your name!"
"I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot!"
"There’s no such thing as too much garlic, unless you’re dating someone!"
"Eat pasta, not worries!"
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