116 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Winter.
"I love the winter, it's so beautiful. But it's also cold, and I'm not a fan of cold."
"There are only two seasons in California: winter and summer."
"To make snow angels, you have to get a little closer to the ground."
"I'd like to be a princess in a castle, but I wouldn't want to live there in winter."
"Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'"
"Every winter, I will tell myself that I will never complain about the heat again."
"Winter, a lingering season, is a time to gather golden moments, embark upon a sentimental journey, and enjoy every idle hour."
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"Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful."
"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer."
"Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire; it is time for home."
"If you think that the grass is greener on the other side, you are probably in winter."
"Winter is like a person who has a great attitude but is just too cold."
"White is the new black--at least in winter!"
"I’m just going to do it my way. I don’t have the patience for the winter anymore."
"I don't mind winter. I just consume my body weight in cookies."
"The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas season and the end of school."
"There's no business like snow business."
"Snowmen fall from the sky, unassembled."
"Winter is the time for cuddling!"
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!"
"The cold never bothered me anyway."
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"People are like snowflakes. All different and unique, but each one melting under pressure."
"If you think that snowflakes are fragile, try making a snowman with one hand."
"Winter: when you can’t fall asleep because of all the snores in the house."
"Anyone who says that sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain or snow."
"In winter, I plot and plan. In spring, I move."
"Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. But please, do not let it be ice; then I can’t move!"
"A snowman is just a temporary winter friend."
"You know you're in trouble when your cat spends more time outside in the snow than you do."
"There’s nothing like a cold winter’s day to get you feeling hot cocoa inspired."
"Winter is the season that teaches us that we can never have too many blankets."
"If snowflakes were kisses, I’d send you a blizzard."
"Winter is coming. So is my hibernation."
"The best thing about winter is that I can pretend I’m a grizzly bear and sleep all day."
"Each snowflake is a kiss on your eyelid."
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"I love winter because it’s so cold and I can wear my warm and fluffy pajamas."
"Winter is like a penguin; it's cold, it's adorable, and it makes you question your life choices."
"In winter, I prefer to hibernate, forget my gym membership, and embrace my inner couch potato."
"The only thing colder than the weather in winter is my ex’s attitude."
"I think I’ll take snow instead of rain any day. At least it’s like a big, fluffy blanket for everything."
"When life gives you snow, make snow angels!"
"Winter is not a season, it's a celebration."
"I'm going to take a snow day, and I'm not even going to work from home!"
"If you think that winter is bad, just wait until summer shows up."
"Winter is like a romantic relationship. It's beautiful in the beginning, but then it gets cold and annoying."
"What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness?"
"In winter, we can play with snow; in summer, we can play with heat – so why not play with life?"
"A snow day literally and figuratively falls from the sky – unbidden – and seems like a thing of wonder."
"Skiing's the best. That's what I like to do in the winter."
"It’s a snowy day, so I’ll just take my coffee and go in the snow!"
"If people don’t remember your name, just say ‘Winter’ – it’s sure to warm their hearts."
"I love snow! It makes me feel like a kid again – until my car gets stuck."
"Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things, but just look what they can do when they stick together."
"I’m walking in a winter wonderland... but it’s mostly just wonder and a lot of slipping."
"Winter is the season when all good coffee lovers come together."
"The problem with winter is that it’s full of snowflakes — and they don’t all melt."
"Snowmen fall from the sky, unformed. Santa provides the carrot and the coal."
"Winter is the season of hopes and dreams, and for some overly anxious folks, naps."
"I enjoy winter and I enjoy snow, but can it at least stay above 32 degrees?"
"Keep calm and pretend it’s winter safe!"
"When it's winter and snowing, I want to be in a cabin with hot chocolate and a good book."
"Nothing is more beautiful than snowflakes falling… unless you slip on one!"
"Ah, the joys of winter! The cold, the snow… and the soon-to-be long cozy naps."
"Let’s enjoy the winter while we still can - or at least complain about it!"
"Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home."
"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture myself in a winter wonderland."
"To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring."
"It's winter - time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle!"
"I love snow, but I hate shoveling it."
"The only thing worse than being cooped up inside during a blizzard is being in the house with the kids."
"Winter is nature's way of telling you to slow down and enjoy a good cup of hot chocolate."
"I wish I had a pig's ability to keep my balance when I slip on ice!"
"Snow days are the best days for adults too, providing unlimited hot cocoa and naps."
"Winter is like a man: often brutal and cold, but sometimes warm and cozy."
"I'd rather be caught in the snow with the right person than in the sun with all the wrong ones."
"Snowflakes are kisses from heaven, but I could do without the frostbite."
"I like the cold weather; it means you get work done. The cold is good for you."
"Winter: when it’s too cold to go out and too warm to stay in."
"Every day is a good day when it's snowing."
"The cold never bothered me anyway... usually."
"Winter is the season for gossip over steaming mugs of cocoa."
"I can't snow-board, but I can definitely fall down a mountain."
"Cold weather can be a good excuse for endless turtleneck wearing."
"What I really want for winter is to hibernate like a bear!"
"Winter: the season to buy twice as many blankets and pajamas."
"Don't you love New York in the winter? It makes you feel alive and frigid at the same time."
"When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels."
"If snowflakes were kisses from heaven, then winter is the best time of year."
"Why do winter days go by so slowly? Because every second feels like a snowflake stuck on a windshield."
"In winter, I like to express myself through hot chocolate and marshmallows."
"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation."
"The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco."
"There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing."
"I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers."
"Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is time for home."
"I wish I was a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts."
"To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold."
"A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship."
"In the winter, I plot and plan. In the spring, I move."
"If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes."
"My favorite winter activity is going back to bed."
"Winter is coming. So is an avalanche of holiday parties and gatherings. Bring on the eggnog!"
"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."
"There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather."
"The best thing about winter is that it makes you appreciate summer all the more."
"Winter is a season of recovery and preparation."
"It snowed last year too. I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I fell to the ground."
"The problem with winter sports is that—follow me closely here—they generally take place in winter."
"Keep your worries like snowflakes, let them melt away."
"Winter is the season to be warm, even if you feel cold."
"Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created."
"That is one good thing about this world… there are always sure to be more springs."
"Just like snowflakes, no two winter days are exactly the same."
"Winter: the perfect time for cuddling and hot cocoa!"
"A good snow brings out the best in your neighbors."
"You know you live in a cold climate when you can see your breath... and you can see it all day long."
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