114 result(s) for Funny Winter Quotes.
"I love the snow, but I hate the cold. This is a weird relationship I have with winter."
"I thought I saw a squirrel in the snow, but it was just a burrito."
"Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things, but just look what they can do when they stick together!"
"It’s so cold outside, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"The only thing more dangerous than a snowstorm is a driver who thinks he knows how to handle it."
"Winter is the time for comfort, for good food, and for warmth; it is the time for home."
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll just drink the red."
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"A snow day literally and figuratively falls from the sky unbidden and seems like a thing of wonder."
"When snow falls, nature listens."
"The best snowman I ever built was a scorching hot day."
"Winter: when everyday activities take three times as long because you have to find your gloves."
"I love the winter, the chill, the quiet, the stillness."
"What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?"
"In the winter she curls up around a good book and dreams away the cold."
"I'll be warm in winter, just like a penguin."
"Keep calm and enjoy winter."
"If you think it's too cold for a walk, just remember: it's also too cold for a fast food drive-thru."
"Cold weather means a cozy day at home and hot chocolate at the ready."
"The first snow is like the first kiss; you remember it."
"Life is like a snow globe; it can be beautiful, but sometimes you just have to give it a shake."
"Winter is coming, and so is my couch."
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"Why did the kid cross the road? To catch a snowflake on the other side!"
"Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting, and autumn a mosaic of them all."
"I'm not a winter person. I should be a bear and just hibernate."
"If you think you're too small to be effective, you’ve never been in bed with a mosquito."
"Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is time for home."
"I love winter, it’s a time to gather around the fire, tell stories, and enjoy each other’s company."
"Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! I’m dreaming of a white Christmas."
"Winter: time to cuddle up with a good book and hot cocoa."
"Cold weather brings out the kid in me."
"Winter comes, and winter goes, but snowmen – they never seem to melt!"
"It’s so cold outside, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!"
"A little snow is a great excuse for staying inside with family and friends."
"First snow: it came in a whisper and left with a bang."
"One reason I don’t mind winter: Heat doesn’t travel! It just gives the cold snow its air of dignity."
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"Winter is fun. Let’s play with it!"
"To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold."
"I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red!"
"In winter, the stars are brighter, as the nights are longer."
"Invoke the snow to help us appreciate the warmth of love."
"Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty."
"I love the winter, the chill in the air, the frost on my window, and the sound of snow crunching beneath my feet!"
"Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me… I’ll laugh at you!"
"In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer."
"I love snow. I love the texture of it. I love to make snowballs."
"Snowmen fall from the sky unassembled."
"The best thing about winter is that it makes you appreciate summer."
"There's no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing."
"A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together!"
"If you think it's cold outside, try getting your kids out of bed in the morning."
"I used to love winter, but now it just makes me sad."
"In the winter, you can have snowball fights without worrying about breaking a bunch of windows."
"I love the winter. It’s too cold to go outside and too hot to stay inside."
"It's winter. The air is crisp. Cold, yes, but somehow invigorating."
"It’s a good day for a white wedding."
"I love the snow, but I’m allergic to cold."
"If we didn’t have winter, people would never know what summer is."
"I finally figured out the only reason I’m not a morning person is because I hate the cold."
"The trouble with skiing is that the popcorn costs too much."
"In the winter, the trees are like the dress of a lady, still beautiful even when losing her leaves."
"I love the sound of snow falling on the ground."
"The only thing better than a winter sweater is the hot chocolate that goes with it."
"Prepare your snow shovels; a hefty monthly workout is about to commence."
"I got a cold weather workout by scraping off my windshield this morning."
"A snow day literally and figuratively allows you to rally around the family."
"Winter is the season that teaches us resilience, but I still prefer summer."
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
"If you think it's cold here, you should see how cold my bank account is."
"Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire."
"Cold weather makes me a little bit crazy, and a whole lot of cuddly."
"In the winter, I can’t seem to warm up without the hot cocoa in hand."
"Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! Or not. I'm fine either way."
"Winter: when it's too cold to go outside but too hot to stay in under all those blankets."
"You know it's winter when the only thing thinner than your wallet is the ice on the sidewalk."
"If there's a winter wonderland, why is it so hard to find it?"
"I love the winter, it's a time for snowmen...and snow-women!"
"Winter often gives us a world of ice and snow, but sometimes it just gives us ice and snow."
"Winter: the season of hot chocolate and cold noses."
"The best part about winter is wondering what you're going to wear every day."
"It’s so cold outside I saw a dog wearing a jacket!"
"Just once, I would like to see a snowman with a tan."
"I don’t mind winter, but it seems much colder when it is mixed with work."
"Winter, a bad time to be in love… particularly if it turns you into a snowman."
"I was cold, then I went inside. Now it’s warm. Winter solved."
"Some people are like snowflakes: unique and beautiful, but most are just cold and annoying."
"Every time it snows, my happiness grows. Every time I slip, my happiness goes."
"Winter is like a bad roommate; it never knows when to leave."
"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation."
"I love winter, because it’s so cozy. You can wear a comfy sweater, drink hot chocolate, and snuggle up with a good book."
"The cold never bothered me anyway."
"There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing."
"Winter is like a Man, it’s cold and can be harsh; but it also has a soft side, a gentle quiet beauty."
"I would like to be like a hummingbird – it’s the only way to look at winter – or a penguin, anything that doesn’t need air conditioning."
"Ice skating at Nyhavn is not a bad way to spend an afternoon, but it’s basically a workout for the winter gods. Trust me, they are watching."
"Winter: time to cuddle up and eat too much."
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship."
"The best thing about winter is the holidays, especially when you can eat all the cookies and not feel guilty about it!"
"I love snow. It’s like how the world looks when it’s been washed clean."
"A winter without snow is like a summer without sunshine."
"What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness?"
"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer."
"When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels."
"I’m in love with winter. A hot cup of cocoa, a cozy fireplace, and a pile of blankets; pure bliss!"
"Snowflakes are kisses from heaven."
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know."
"The snow doesn’t give a soft white damn whom it touches."
"Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!"
"Winter can’t be all bad; otherwise, nature would have not created it."
"I love walking in the snow – it feels like being a child again. It's such a beautiful gift."
"No winter lasts forever; no summer skips its turn."
"The beauty of winter is not in the cold, but in the warmth of the hearts that gather together."
"In the winter, I take my sleeping bag, put it on my sofa, and sleep there. It’s like camping, but in a warm home!"
"If I had my way, I'd have every man woman and child secretly unloaded a hundred snowflakes on the streets of New York City, just for the beauty of it."
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