26 result(s) for Funny School Quotes About Discipline.
"I told my teacher I needed a raise. She told me to raise my hand in class first."
"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment."
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school."
"The only reason I go to school is to be told I’m not doing enough."
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
"It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer."
"I’ll be nice to my teacher as long as my grades are up."
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"School is the only place where you can get an ‘F’ for being absent."
"I wish I could be as thin as my excuses for not doing my homework."
"A school is a place where you learn to be late for work."
"The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure."
"I can’t believe I used to complain about going to school. Now I complain about having to work."
"My school is like a laundromat: we all get cleaned out eventually."
"Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."
"Being late to class is my cardio."
"The principal said we have to respect our teachers. So I just change the subject when they're talking."
"I learn differently than my teachers teach."
"School: where you learn to report to an authority for the rest of your life."
"A student asks: 'Do you ever get tired of being right?' The teacher replies: 'Only when I’m in school.'"
"Homework is a teacher's way of getting you to write their novel for them."
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"I obey the rules, but only because I have to; otherwise, who would know I’m rebelling?"
"If I had known that I would end up being this tired, I’d have skipped school altogether."
"My report card is just a long list of ‘Incomplete’."
"I told my teacher I was going to be a millionaire one day. She said, 'With grades like yours, you'll be lucky if you earn a dollar.'"
"The best thing about school is the lunch break. The second best? Leaving."
