26 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Disciplining And Work.
"I told my boss that three companies were after me and I needed a raise. We laughed. He said, 'I wish you great luck. You’re going to need it.'"
"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment."
"My boss is like a software update. Whenever I see him, I think, 'Not now.'"
"I think the hardest thing about being a parent is that you never get a day off. And that's why we discipline our kids—so they will learn to wait. Just like we do!"
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."
"The best way to get the most out of your employees is to give them as little as possible, then watch them work overtime and complain."
"I finally figured out what I want. I want a pay rise, and I want to be undisciplined for it."
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"I told my kids that if they don't eat their vegetables, they won't get dessert. They told me to eat my vegetables first."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."
"I’d like to be a fly on the wall when they get the news—not a fly on the wall in my office, though."
"I don’t know what’s more exhausting: parenting or working at my nine-to-five."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."
"If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"When people ask me why I work so hard, I tell them it’s to stay off the streets."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"Don't worry about avoiding temptation as you grow older. It will avoid you."
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"If you think that hiring professionals is expensive, try hiring amateurs."
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
"The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts."
"If you’re in a workplace and you need to let someone go, be sure to bake them a cookie first—sugar makes everything better!"
"The only thing standing between me and my goals is my boss!"
