26 result(s) for Funny Motivational Quotes.
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"I didn't fail the test; I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
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"I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up and not being able to remember it."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"Don't worry if plan A doesn't work, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet."
"The only thing standing between you and your goal is the story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it."
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans."
"When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
"If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"Success is often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable."
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"I am an early bird and a night owl... so I’m wise and I have worms."
"The best way to predict the future is to create it yourself."
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone."
"You can't be afraid of what people are going to say, because you're never going to make everyone happy."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
