26 result(s) for Inspirational And Funny Quotes.
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you."
"I can’t help detesting my relations. I find it hard to forgive my parents for marrying each other."
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
"I used to care what people thought of me, but now I just gather my friends and we laugh about it."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"You'll find the world is full of excuses if you're looking for them."
"Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
"Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"If you think you’re too small to be effective, you haven’t spent the night with a mosquito."
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
"I’ve learned that you can’t please everyone, so you might as well please yourself."
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans."
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
"The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so."
"I have learned that to be with those I like is enough."
"I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
"Laugh, and the world laughs with you; snore, and you sleep alone."
"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
